1. 01-19-15 05:27 PM #1
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    If you could bang one chick, who would you choose?

    I know this question is tough, but if you can have one, and only one chick, who would you choose?
    My choice is Olivia Munn, the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers.
    Something about her she is so sexy but girl next doorish.
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    getting a little long in the tooth, but, in her prime, those big fat titties, tiny little gash. good fcking lord w/o rubber id bust in 3 pumps.
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    Lindsay Lohan, I just think shed be wild in the sack. Sarah Hyland would be my take her home to mom choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
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  17. 01-20-15 08:28 AM #17
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    Betty White.......... followed by Hillary Clinton (a well-placed donkey punch would be the end of the session with the latter)....

    as for White, wtf....... i've never nailed a ninety year old celebrity...... I'd try to finish her off by giving her a full-blown heart attack......
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  18. 01-20-15 08:30 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTROYA View Post
    I know this question is tough, but if you can have one, and only one chick, who would you choose?
    My choice is Olivia Munn, the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers.
    Something about her she is so sexy but girl next doorish.
    well, i've got good news for you....... you won't have to wait in line or compete with that "trainer-fckin'-fahgit" aaron, as he's definitely NOT laying the wood to her....... he prefers boys. When his cover was blown, and his various "beards" weren't covering his homo tracks good enough, he decided to grow one, as well.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer View Post
    KATE UPTON of course
    worst hips, or lack thereof i should say, on the celebrity scene....... and definitely do NOT eat that well-traveled box, unless you are a connoisseur of MLB gism.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTROYA View Post
    I know this question is tough, but if you can have one, and only one chick, who would you choose?
    My choice is Olivia Munn, the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers.
    Something about her she is so sexy but girl next doorish.
    Second this. Have you seen her leaked texts/pics?? If you haven't, go to the handicap stall at work right now and Google it
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    Quote Originally Posted by survive View Post
    Second this. Have you seen her leaked texts/pics?? If you haven't, go to the handicap stall at work right now and Google it
    lol so he can rub one out on his bathroom break?
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  22. 01-20-15 10:49 AM #22
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    Never said who youd choose Bear
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  25. 01-20-15 12:15 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTROYA View Post
    I know this question is tough, but if you can have one, and only one chick, who would you choose?
    My choice is Olivia Munn, the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers.
    Something about her she is so sexy but girl next doorish.
    Remember when she was on G4 years ago...and all I would think is she definitely wasnt hired for her knowledge of games or electronics. Shes done well for herself.
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  26. 01-20-15 01:09 PM #26
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    Angelina Jolie...that girl is something else...even now at this age
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Angelina Jolie...that girl is something else...even now at this age
    I get the feeling shed be a freak under the sheets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    I get the feeling shed be a freak under the sheets.
    100%
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    billy bob thornton said she sucked in bed...... and we know he's a freak.....

    some of the worst lays i ever had were the tens...... they were used to guys poppin' off within a min or two simply b/c they were so f'n hott...... they never learned how to fck or developed any stamina for the long haul......

    one such babe, a friend of a friend back in my heyday, made the comment as we switched positions back to doggystyle (about ten minutes into it), "you get waaayyyyy too much ass" simply because I hadn't came yet......... I laughed and said, "we're barely gettin' started".....

    she had a very hard time doin' the walk of shame out of the Bayou Lofts the next morning; she said it hurt to move, much less walk......

    one tip: some of the best performers are women who know how to ride horses.......... they can move their hips in ways most women can only dream of......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    billy bob thornton said she sucked in bed...... and we know he's a freak.....

    some of the worst lays i ever had were the tens...... they were used to guys poppin' off within a min or two simply b/c they were so f'n hott...... they never learned how to fck or developed any stamina for the long haul......

    one such babe, a friend of a friend back in my heyday, made the comment as we switched positions back to doggystyle (about ten minutes into it), "you get waaayyyyy too much ass" simply because I hadn't came yet......... I laughed and said, "we're barely gettin' started".....

    she had a very hard time doin' the walk of shame out of the Bayou Lofts the next morning; she said it hurt to move, much less walk......

    one tip: some of the best performers are women who know how to ride horses.......... they can move their hips in ways most women can only dream of......
    Is that right,guess you never can tell eh.
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    Redd Foxx once said, in the seventies when i was a mere teen ager.... "Give me an ugly broad.... cause they gotta work HARD to make you come. And I make em work for it."

    although stated in a comedy show, it was/is very true to this day........ most ugly chicks have more sex skillz, as they have to bang the fck outta a guy to get him to come..... hot bitches can simply lay on their backs while dudes with no game climb on, blast due to the chick being so fine, and go limp...........

    now, as with every situation, there are exceptions to the rule, and some hot ass babes that can fck all night and do so with reckless abandon....... those were the types I kept around as "old reliables" while I looked for the right babe -- which I have found!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    one tip: some of the best performers are women who know how to ride horses.......... they can move their hips in ways most women can only dream of......
    I totally agree...back in the day when I was 19 and was still playing sports in Russia, I've met this girl at one of the sports camps, who won a World's Bronze Medal in modern pentathlon (pistol shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running).
    I know I was young and shit, but to this day I still can't forget those hips...hands down it was simply the best fukk of my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I totally agree...back in the day when I was 19 and was still playing sports in Russia, I've met this girl at one of the sports camps, who won a World's Bronze Medal in modern pentathlon (pistol shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running).
    I know I was young and shit, but to this day I still can't forget those hips...hands down it was simply the best fukk of my life.
    the best horse rider i recall was a American Airlines stewardess; i was in law school in Austin at the time, hitting every UT coed piece of ass around, and she literally could have fuccked circles around all of them.......... when i asked her how the hell she learned to fck that good, she said two words: "riding horses"
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    I will now use keywords " horses" and "horse riding" in my online dating profile searches
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