1. 12-02-14 01:26 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Ever get a massage from a male masseur?

    I get massages about once per month. Not once have I ever gotten one from a male.

    My brother says males give better massages. But I dunno. What if the thai guy goes for the happy ending?

    Or what if for some strange reason you get a boner, then he asks you to turn over? What do you do?
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  2. 12-02-14 01:29 PM #2
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    I pay for things I either have to or would enjoy.

    No thanks.
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  3. 12-02-14 01:31 PM #3
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    I Think it moved!
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  4. 12-02-14 01:31 PM #4
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    Never had a massage but if I went in for one and it was a dude, I'd change my mind real quick.
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  5. 12-02-14 01:33 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I pay for things I either have to or would enjoy.

    No thanks.
    this
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    Every other day with a male masseur for the last couple of months or so.
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    I would never let a male massage therapist touch me. I actually pondered it one day... and said... uhhh no way.

    I've had several massages before... done by 3 different girls. All very good. Massage everything... except your wand. I always thought it was natural being totally nude. This one chick... who's so hot... when I was face down... she use to bop me in the head with her when she was massaging my back. She did it intentionally all the time. Nice Italian girl. I'll have to post a photo of her when I get a chance...

    Anyways... point of my story... I went to this massage chain for the first time in my life... 4th different girl to ever give me a massage. When she's going over all the rules... she goes... please keep your boxers/underwear on. I said ok. And she said there is no massaging of your pectoral muscles. I said... ok.

    That was just weird to me.
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  8. 12-02-14 01:46 PM #8
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    Daggler just put a blindfold on and pretend its a women
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  9. 12-02-14 02:00 PM #9
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    pass
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  10. 12-02-14 02:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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  11. 12-02-14 02:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daggler just put a blindfold on and pretend its a women
    Smokey, so if thai guy starts rubbing your taint you just go with it?
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  12. 12-02-14 02:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Smokey, so if thai guy starts rubbing your taint you just go with it?
    Daggles no. I'm saying you should try it and report back to us.
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  13. 12-02-14 02:17 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    I Think it moved!
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  14. 12-02-14 02:18 PM #14
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    Diggles nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  15. 12-02-14 02:24 PM #15
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    Manny, que paso?
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  16. 12-02-14 02:28 PM #16
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    $15 foot massage spots

    Lots of Asian dudes
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  17. 12-02-14 02:30 PM #17
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    Nope never. I get massages very frequently (and just to be clear I mix it up Legit/HE) but would not let a man massage me.

    It did cross my mind once when a couple advertised offering a 4 handed massage and I called too but then made an excuse and let it go.
    That was the closest I got to
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  18. 12-02-14 02:37 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderous View Post
    Nope never. I get massages very frequently (and just to be clear I mix it up Legit/HE) but would not let a man massage me.

    It did cross my mind once when a couple advertised offering a 4 handed massage and I called too but then made an excuse and let it go.
    That was the closest I got to
    Thunder, you find your ladies on backpage?
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  19. 12-02-14 02:41 PM #19
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    Daggles... Hypothetical question...

    What if you had to choose between a 400 pound black lady who just took a dump and didnt wash her hands or a clean cut white guy who is fit and in shape and very clean hands
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    what happens is if you get hard their is an issue
    The guy might take that as an opening

    Nicky Norton was soooooooooooooo straight and went for a male massage 8 years ago and it was a guy as he said what fuk maybe will make my back pain go away.............Norton ended up getting nailed 4 times in 4 hrs that session

    Before you know it all guys in neighborhood were throwing figs and bananas at him as he kept visit male masseuse

    Stay away men
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  21. 12-02-14 02:43 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daggles... Hypothetical question...

    What if you had to choose between a 400 pound black lady who just took a dump and didnt wash her hands or a clean cut white guy who is fit and in shape and very clean hands
    Smoker I would go with the guy and pray I don't grow a boner.
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  22. 12-02-14 02:48 PM #22
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    I don't like male masseurs - I much prefer a female. A male masseur can give a stronger massage, but it's not as enjoyable since I can't feel at ease the way I can with a female masseuse.

    As for boner anxiety - don't worry - your boner isn't the first one they've seen. Your ability to get a boner simply means you are healthier than people with chronic diseases like diabetes or coronary artery disease.
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    Well now Dag has me petrified to ever go and get a massage. Thanks arsehole
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  24. 12-02-14 02:50 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Smoker I would go with the guy and pray I don't grow a boner.
    Good answer. Me too.
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  25. 12-02-14 03:05 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    what happens is if you get hard their is an issue
    The guy might take that as an opening

    Nicky Norton was soooooooooooooo straight and went for a male massage 8 years ago and it was a guy as he said what fuk maybe will make my back pain go away.............Norton ended up getting nailed 4 times in 4 hrs that session

    Before you know it all guys in neighborhood were throwing figs and bananas at him as he kept visit male masseuse

    Stay away men
    sharp post

    Lefty Hinton also took the hit and that guy was straight as a fukkin arrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Good answer. Me too.
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  27. 12-02-14 03:11 PM #27
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    Diggity you do not want to be questioned here

    Thanks
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    Back massage in a gym right after workout done by a strong male. Costs $5 for 30 minutes where I'm right now. It's like adding extra 30 minutes to a workout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    well wtf Smokey since you brought it up to Rocker about the time you came through nd somebody put something in my drink

    said you werem't going to say notyhing Smokey man come on man we're supposed to be friends
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    Ok... here are the photos of that one chick.... she's about 26 years old right now... she looks a lot older... but it's the way she does her makeup apparently? Or do most Italian girls look older when they are younger??? And younger when they are older?? You be the judge... focus on those hoots gentlemen... how would you like getting the back of your head massaged by those??? Such a nice feeling... let me be honest with you.















    I regret never making a move on this girl. You're totally nude (about 20+ times with her)... this girl is rubbing on you... and you just don't know how to take it to the next level.... without an awkward situation. Unreal.
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    You guys are trippin. its a fukkin back massage. Nothing sexual about it.
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  34. 12-02-14 03:45 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    well wtf Smokey since you brought it up to Rocker about the time you came through nd somebody put something in my drink

    said you werem't going to say notyhing Smokey man come on man we're supposed to be friends
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    You guys are trippin. its a fukkin back massage. Nothing sexual about it.
    True but what if your penis gets hard biscuit??? Then what
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