Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
You think this is a game? I've dealt with Armenians before. This Armenian dude came into the gym looking exactly like Bert with his eyebrows except he was totally bald and didn't have that little POS on top of his head. The coach was looking pissed so I said "hold on coach. I'll handle this".

I told him we don't let Armenians train there because they stink up the gym and their armpits smell like FRITOS. Then I said that Kim Kardashian's asshole was the perfect similie for Armenia and the Armenian people. Dirty, smelly, and only good for getting beat up.

So he swung on me. I ended up jacking his face up real bad, it was all swollen and leaking. Afterwards he did pushups to let everyone in the gym know he won the fight. Moral of the story? Armenians are ALPHA.