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    SBR Lou
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    Assaulted by player at Full Tilt Poker

    GiugMachine: wtf?
    GiugMachine: how are u sooo bad?
    GiugMachine: he called his whole stack with a
    gut shot

    (After being eliminated by me)

    GiugMachine (Observer): crazed i hope ur
    children are as fat as u someday
    GiugMachine (Observer): all 310 lbs
    GiugMachine (Observer): log off and kill yourself
    GiugMachine (Observer): say sdomething
    crazed

    GiugMachine (Observer): ur fuclking awful
    GiugMachine (Observer): i cant believe u made
    the flking gut shot call
    GiugMachine (Observer): ill woui;d flucking jab
    ur eye oput with a fork if i new who u were
    GiugMachine (Observer): horrib play??
    GiugMachine (Observer): go slit ur fuclking wrist
    GiugMachine (Observer): good for nothing
    GiugMachine (Observer): hope to see u die

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    SlickFazzer
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    BadNina
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    Sorry about that Loubert. I am a sore loser.

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    Next time tell them, You play poker like Mike Matesow but only worse, and you have man boobs bigger than Howard Lederer.....Oh and I almost forgot.........SHIP it this way Bitch

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    AK
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    GiugMachine was out of line. I agree with him though on the bad poker player thing. Seems to happen all the time online a player goes all in on nothing and wins.

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    Panic
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    I would have typed back:

    "you know the difference between me and you right now? Your sentences have the word Observer before them. Have a nice day."

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    Wow that is pretty sick thing to say

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    rjt721
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    GiugMachine is THE SHRINK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyL View Post

    GiugMachine (Observer): ur fuclking awful
    GiugMachine (Observer): i cant believe u made
    the flking gut shot call
    GiugMachine (Observer): ill woui;d flucking jab
    ur eye oput with a fork if i new who u were
    GiugMachine (Observer): horrib play??
    GiugMachine (Observer): go slit ur fuclking wrist
    GiugMachine (Observer): good for nothing
    GiugMachine (Observer): hope to see u die
    Funny shit!

    I love it when player's go nuts on me online poker, usually happens right about the time I'm takin all their chips

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    what sites do you guys play on?

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    Panic
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    might have been dodif.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    that name sounds familiar, he used to post on here?

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    Panic
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    yeah and he was a real nice guy when he got his feelings hurt. he sounded like that guy in the poker chat.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    thats crazy

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    I should get an account with fulltilt, looks good to me wondering what they do for deposit and withdrawls

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    Teela
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    I have poker rage. Sorry, Lou.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    HAHA no way it can't be you!

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    SBR Lou
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    I have poker rage. Sorry, Lou.
    Your good looks make up for it.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    CrazyL

    Is fulltilt good recommendation for online poker in your opinion?

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    how he know you are 310lbs?



    j/k crazy l

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    who is 310?

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    InTheHole
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    Tell him you're a FULLTILT employee

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    haha

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    Best thing to do is to never respond to them, it makes them even crazier when you won't get into it with them.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    yeah your exactly right cobra they just get even more crazier

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    daneblazer
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    I've seen worse. You can report him and Tilt will hand out a punishment

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    you should reply, "i can see your hold cards, asshole."

    that'll drive him insane.

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    konck
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    Any one who still plays online poker after all the scams came out...well enjoy

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    Some of this poker chat can be classic. This is a pretty funny one. Generally get your chat taken away, but still funny.

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    This is why I dont play poker anymore!
    Hate playing with assholes, both online and in person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjt721 View Post
    GiugMachine is THE SHRINK.


    Is this true?

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    Richkas
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyL View Post
    GiugMachine: wtf?
    GiugMachine: how are u sooo bad?
    GiugMachine: he called his whole stack with a
    gut shot

    (After being eliminated by me)

    GiugMachine (Observer): crazed i hope ur
    children are as fat as u someday
    GiugMachine (Observer): all 310 lbs
    GiugMachine (Observer): log off and kill yourself
    GiugMachine (Observer): say sdomething
    crazed

    GiugMachine (Observer): ur fuclking awful
    GiugMachine (Observer): i cant believe u made
    the flking gut shot call
    GiugMachine (Observer): ill woui;d flucking jab
    ur eye oput with a fork if i new who u were
    GiugMachine (Observer): horrib play??
    GiugMachine (Observer): go slit ur fuclking wrist
    GiugMachine (Observer): good for nothing
    GiugMachine (Observer): hope to see u die
    This is nothing. My poker games when I was younger often ended in fist fights. That is no lie.

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    MoneySportsGuy
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    Quote Originally Posted by pico View Post
    you should reply, "i can see your hold cards, asshole."

    that'll drive him insane.
    yeah that always gets them really mad

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    SBR Lou
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    Quote Originally Posted by rjt721 View Post
    GiugMachine is THE SHRINK.
    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    Is this true?
    No.

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    Just forgive him and move on

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