1. 12-29-17 09:25 AM #1
    Harry N. Lloyd
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    Scouting Report On A Possible Donk Date.....!

    Watch out for this one. She's kinda hot but not a good drinker. Hide your art (porno) collection.....

    https://nypost.com/2017/12/29/drunk-...rst-date-cops/
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  2. 12-29-17 09:42 AM #2
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    I've reported on this bitch, who trashed a colleague's art collection in a cocaine-fueled rage after a christmas party tryst gone awry....

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ollection.html


    she obviously could stand to benefit from a generous application of "Donk's Ol No. 9 1/2 High Protein Facial Paste".....

    known to clear up blemishes and meth scabs in less than a week with, of course, twice daily applications......


    still wondering why he didn't fire up the world war II tank he has parked right outside and just blast her giant fake right back to dallas where they came from.....


    no make up and not on display version of her (actual mugshot--still rollin' from x she ingested to be smiling in this situation):




    make-up and on display version of the seedy culprit (smiling with dilated pupils indicates yet another rollin' shot of her):






    and, of course, if I'd been attorney Buzbee's wingman that evening, I would have heard the commotion from the upstairs bedroom where I was pullin' a threesome with two brunettes, told them to "tend to each other for a few moments", while I hustled down the stairs, ran outside in the nude, used my rod to pole vault myself across the fenced in premises, and fired this bad boy up and gunned the blonde coked-up villain down in her tracks as she tried to make her escape:


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  3. 12-29-17 09:48 AM #3
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    Destroying Warhols? She did society a favor.
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  4. 12-29-17 09:54 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by deltgen View Post
    Destroying Warhols? She did society a favor.
    word is now that she misunderstood what buzbee was commanding her to do..... he meant to say he was going to "destroy her whore hole" as they made love, but due to 1) his drunken slurred speech and 2) her ears ringin' from too much cocaine, she heard only "DESTROY THE WARHOL'S"
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  5. 12-29-17 10:21 AM #5
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    Sorry, missed your first report. Just trying to look out for ya....
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  6. 12-29-17 01:59 PM #6
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    in htown, if hos start runnin' the streets, I'm usually on it pretty quick......

    commisioner gordon has his bat spotlight, our lesbian former mayor installed a "donk" spotlight for when bitches runnin' wild....

    present mayor is black, so he's less hesitant to call a whiteboy into action, but i get the late night call occasionally.....
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  7. 12-29-17 02:01 PM #7
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    now stories are coming out that she didn't throw the antique vases, but rather was makin' selfie videos of crushing them with her fifty pounds of implants....

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  8. 12-29-17 02:37 PM #8
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    I dont have expensive art so I'd chance having her over just to have a go at those .

    I wouldn't even be too upset if she poured boones farm all over my collection of 80's garbage pail kids.
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  9. 12-29-17 02:44 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I dont have expensive art so I'd chance having her over just to have a go at those .

    I wouldn't even be too upset if she poured boones farm all over my collection of 80's garbage pail kids.
    read my mind exactly....

    I'd put up my more expensive pieces away, out of sight (velvet dogs playing poker, elvis, etc.), and put out my old clay sculptures I saved from third grade, along with the shit my kids made in kindergarten, in the most likely places she'd go off on a tantrum and start destroying shit....

    hell, I'd probably join in and jam a clay torpedo from fifth grade up her ass..... laffing all the while.....

    "break it, bitch, you f'n bitch, break it!!!!"
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