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    jjgold
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    I Look At Every Poster Here As My Son

    And treat you like that while posting

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    OmgUrMom
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    hi father

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    chilidog
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    So should we call you dad? Won't the other dad on here get jealous if we start calling you dad instead of him?

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    Hey dad, can I borrow 5,000$?

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    rofl

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    The Seer
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    I want my allowance.

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    great...my dad is a jew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    And treat you like that while posting
    stop touching me while i'm sleeping.

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    i am divorcing you

    Age of Emancipation for Child Support:
    This is the age when a parent is no longer required by law to pay child support (unless otherwise stated in an existing child support order). Child support may extend beyond the age of emancipation for reasons associated with secondary school expenses and/or extra ordinary medial expenses/conditions.

    State Age of Termination of Support
    Alabama when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
    Alaska when child turns 18, or 19 if child is enrolled in high school or equivalent and is residing with custodial parent
    Arizona when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
    Arkansas when child turns 18 or graduates from high school
    California when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is first
    Colorado when child turns 19
    Connecticut when child turns 18
    Delaware when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is first
    District of Columbia when child turns 21
    Florida when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then 19 or graduation from high school, whichever is later
    Georgia when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then when child turns 20
    Hawaii when child turns 18, or court may extend to age 23 if child is enrolled in accredited higher education institution
    Idaho when child turns 18, or age 19 by court order if child is enrolled in formal education
    Illinois when child turns 18
    Indiana when child turns 21
    Iowa when child turns 18
    Kansas when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school, whichever is later
    Kentucky when child turns 18, or if child is in high school then when child turns 19
    Louisiana when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
    Maine when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
    Maryland when child turns 18
    Massachusetts when child turns 18, or when child turns 21 if child is domiciled with parent, or when child turns 23 if child is enrolled in an educational program
    Michigan when child turns 18, or when child turns 19 to allow child to complete high school
    Minnesota when child turns 18, or when child turns 20 if child is attending high school
    Missouri when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 21 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
    Mississippi when child turns 21
    Montana when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
    Nebraska when child turns 19
    Nevada when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19
    New Hampshire when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
    New Jersey when child turns 18, or older if child attends college on a full time basis
    New Mexico when child turns 18
    New York when child turns 21
    North Carolina when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
    North Dakota when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates from high school, whichever is first
    Ohio when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
    Oklahoma when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
    Oregon when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school half-time or more, when child turns 21
    Pennsylvania when child turns 18 or completes high school
    Rhode Island when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19, or 90 days past graduation, whichever is first
    South Carolina when child turns 18 or when child graduates from high school
    South Dakota when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
    Tennessee when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
    Texas when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
    Utah when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
    Vermont when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child graduates
    Virginia when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
    Washington when child turns 18
    West Virginia when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates, whichever is first
    Wisconsin when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 19 or graduates, whichever is first
    Wyoming when child turns 18, or, if child is in high school, when child turns 20 or graduates, whichever is first

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    firedawg
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    we already have a Dad and he posts hot pics

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    jjgold
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    compactor

    No my name is Coach..............there is only one Dad here

    I am not a horny fuk like him

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    crustyme
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    if ur my father then i wanna be erik menendez.

    come here dad, i wanna show you my shiny new shotgun!

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    Flying Dutchman
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    compactor

    No my name is Coach..............there is only one Dad here

    I am not a horny fuk like him
    ummm, yeah, right:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ast-night.html

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    stealthyburrito
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    you seem more like the step-dad.

    ya know, kinda cold and distant. doesn't really want a relationship with the kid cuz its not really his, only wants to tap momma's ass.

    but we can understand the inability to form a close connection, cuz we know you have your own problems in life.

    but perhaps you will come around, if you can get past your vices. ie gambling,coke addiction, excessive alcohol consumption.

    we can give you time to adjust. once you can say i love you son we will know you've turned a corner.

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    the sweet side of coach

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    dam some states have child support until 21, that is ridiculous.

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    sweet

    you can watch me play with myself

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    I prefer to think of you as "uncle JJ"

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    My dad has a 2.5 inch pecker, bald, gambling problem, and hasn't been laid in 14 years??

    Future doesn't look promising..

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    Dad why is my dick 2 inches ??? will it grow ???

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    feel like luke skywalker a bit here.
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    okay mom

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    OmgUrMom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    Dad why is my dick 2 inches ??? will it grow ???
    no its genetic your dads pecker is only 2.5

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    And treat you like that while posting
    Now I know why Tigers eat their young

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    THEGREAT30
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    Dad can i get some money?

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    Daddy Gold

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    Stop encouraging me to play in the sbr casino... bad parenting.

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    How did you get so many kids with your long drought with women?

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