what gabe says.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 06-01-12, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by gabe

You think this is a game? I've dealt with Armenians before. This Armenian dude came into the gym looking exactly like Bert with his eyebrows except he was totally bald and didn't have that little POS on top of his head. The coach was looking pissed so I said "hold on coach. I'll handle this".

I told him we don't let Armenians train there because they stink up the gym and their armpits smell like FRITOS. Then I said that Kim Kardashian's asshole was the perfect similie for Armenia and the Armenian people. Dirty, smelly, and only good for getting beat up.

So he swung on me. I ended up jacking his face up real bad, it was all swollen and leaking. Afterwards he did pushups to let everyone in the gym know he won the fight. Moral of the story? Armenians are ALPHA.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 06-01-12, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by gabe

You can see that guy's pubes

you made another toilet seat confession video

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 02:39 PM

Mmmmm wish my pits smelled like fritos.

**BIGDAY** · 06-01-12, 02:42 PM

Love it! Thanks for the vid pal.

**NunyaBidness** · 06-01-12, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Mmmmm wish my pits smelled like fritos.

To quote Sarah Silverman, "You can't smell yourself."

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

To quote Sarah Silverman, "You can't smell yourself."

Let me teach you a couple of tricks, buddy.

1) Lift your arm, turn your head, and take a whiff.

2) Take two fingers, pit-bang yourself, then smell your fingers.

I meant it's not possible for pits to smell like fritos lol-- if they did, that would not be a bad scent, at all!

**Imsmarterthanu** · 06-01-12, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Let me teach you a couple of tricks, buddy.

1) Lift your arm, turn your head, and take a whiff.

2) Take two fingers, pit-bang yourself, then smell your fingers.

I meant it's not possible for pits to smell like fritos lol-- if they did, that would not be a bad scent, at all!

So what you're saying really is your pits smell worst than fritos

wow we've got an extra potent armo on our hands

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

So what you're saying really is your pits smell worst than fritos

wow we've got an extra potent armo on our hands

worse*

yeah, that's what i'm saying.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 03:21 PM

Just ordered a pack of Fritos scented deodorant, straight from the Soviet Union.

**Vaughany** · 06-01-12, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

You think this is a game? I've dealt with Armenians before. This Armenian dude came into the gym looking exactly like Bert with his eyebrows except he was totally bald and didn't have that little POS on top of his head. The coach was looking pissed so I said "hold on coach. I'll handle this".

I told him we don't let Armenians train there because they stink up the gym and their armpits smell like FRITOS. Then I said that Kim Kardashian's asshole was the perfect similie for Armenia and the Armenian people. Dirty, smelly, and only good for getting beat up.

So he swung on me. I ended up jacking his face up real bad, it was all swollen and leaking. Afterwards he did pushups to let everyone in the gym know he won the fight. Moral of the story? Armenians are ALPHA.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Seriously found that funny? lol i lost a little respect for you

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 05:15 PM

I'm all in on Holloway... Nervous!!

Schilling claims to have improved dramatically. Hope it's all in his head.

**Vaughany** · 06-01-12, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Seriously found that funny? lol i lost a little respect for you

ha more laughing at the absurdity of what he comes out with...very creative!

**Vaughany** · 06-01-12, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by gabe

"Whattup, V!! Glad to have you back, cousin!!!"

Sequel from the john:

GL!!

Appreciate the holla Gabriel...let's cash this Holloway play

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 05:58 PM

Cashed Perez... really need Holloway to come through... Risking too many units!!

**DeFactoCrippler** · 06-01-12, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Seriously found that funny? lol i lost a little respect for you

Gfto. You are probably gonna use it in your next little comedy act anyway. All you do is google jokes, lol. Seriously try it though, it will go over really well because

1. People hate Kim Kardashian.

2. Lets face it, people hate Armenians.

As long as an "Armenian" says it, people will feel like its ok to laugh.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Gfto. You are probably gonna use it in your next little comedy act anyway. All you do is google jokes, lol. Seriously try it though, it will go over really well because

1. People hate Kim Kardashian.

2. Lets face it, people hate Armenians.

As long as an "Armenian" says it, people will feel like its ok to laugh.

lol people don't even know what an armenian is.

if you own an iphone, go to your map, type in "where am i?" and see what it says.

**Educ8d Degener8** · 06-01-12, 07:16 PM

I like Armenians - they make some bomb marinated shishkabob stuff.

War Holloway.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 07:16 PM

Damn, lost everything I made on Perez on the dog leans

**MMAbetMASTA** · 06-01-12, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Seriously found that funny? lol i lost a little respect for you

LOL you know FRITOS made you lauge gabe, don't lie...

And Armenians are sharks, fuckerrss used to take my money all the time playing hold em' at the Indian casinos lol...

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 08:38 PM

Really need Holloway to come through...

Nervous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Imsmarterthanu** · 06-01-12, 09:06 PM

Holloway is awesome

great striking

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 09:19 PM

Yup... I have no money riding on Chiesa right now... and only have Brookins in parlays. I would make straight plays, but I made a deal with Christ that if Holloway won, I wouldn't place any more wagers for the rest of the day... It's killin' me not to place any more... at least I've got Brookins and Ellenberger in a few parlays... and Ellenberger/Kampmann starts rd 4, small play. Funny thing is I'm not really even religious...

**Jesus Christ** · 06-01-12, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Yup... I have no money riding on Chiesa right now... and only have Brookins in parlays. I would make straight plays, but I made a deal with Christ that if Holloway won, I wouldn't place any more wagers for the rest of the day... It's killin' me not to place any more... at least I've got Brookins and Ellenberger in a few parlays... and Ellenberger/Kampmann starts rd 4, small play. Funny thing is I'm not really even religious...

I don't recall said deal.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ

I don't recall said deal.

Check your email.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 10:04 PM

Chiesa, baby!! Beautiful!! Need Ellenberger to come through, and I've had an incredible night. Didn't make any $ off Chiesa, though. =( Parlays I had him in lost, and I swore off betting for the rest of the day after the Holloway fight...

**illmatick** · 06-01-12, 10:05 PM

Nice call on Holloway, gabe.

Fok me, buried by quin.

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by illmatick

Nice call on Holloway, gabe.

Fok me, buried by quin.

I think I might be the only one here who had Chiesa picked, too. Pissed I couldn't cash off it... but I think karma will reward me with many cashed tickets next week.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 06-01-12, 10:36 PM

looks like ellenberger failed to come through for you

**gabe** · 06-01-12, 10:43 PM

Ellenberger just murdered my parlays... Looks like I come out in the neg another week, even though I went 3-1 with actual picks... Goal for next week: No betting on fights just to have action. F*CK!! This always costs me big. If I had stuck to Perez, Holloway, Chiesa, and Ellenberger, I'd be up tonight.

**gabe** · 06-02-12, 11:43 PM

Vitooch, do you dig this thread, or do you miss my wacky titles for each event? Ha.

**Vitooch** · 06-03-12, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by gabe

Vitooch, do you dig this thread, or do you miss my wacky titles for each event? Ha.

I'm actually liking the wacky titles...I plan on doing it again for future events. Hate trolls stalking my MMA thread...people tend to respond more to event by event threads.

**gabe** · 06-03-12, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Vitooch

I'm actually liking the wacky titles...I plan on doing it again for future events. Hate trolls stalking my MMA thread...people tend to respond more to event by event threads.

lol fool. you made me stick to one thread instead of my old ways. you kept talking shit about how i was doing it, so i switched it up.

**Vitooch** · 06-03-12, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by gabe

lol fool. you made me stick to one thread instead of my old ways. you kept talking shit about how i was doing it, so i switched it up.

You kept saying how you thought you were better than V and shit...I still think posting all your plays in one thread with units is the best way to compare you and V....I think most regulars here have seen your success and acknowledge you as a great capper....not sure if comparing you and V is really necessary, so sticking to individual threada might be better

**gabe** · 06-03-12, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Vitooch

You kept saying how you thought you were better than V and shit...I still think posting all your plays in one thread with units is the best way to compare you and V....I think most regulars here have seen your success and acknowledge you as a great capper....not sure if comparing you and V is really necessary, so sticking to individual threada might be better

I don't think I said I was better, though I did defend myself by saying I'm just as good or better...that's after being made fun of and being told I suck.