[JohnGalt2341]

Lets say you are at an outdoor concert and you have to take a piss. You go to the nearest Porta-Potty and just as you are about to piss you notice a $100 bill sort of halfway floating in the Porta-Potty. Would you try to get it out?

[Powderguy]

where's the poll?

[YorkHunt]

Depends how drunk I am. Sober no way. Did a rail and am drunk as fuk maybe just maybe.

[flyingillini]

Sure, I would get it out.

[JohnGalt2341]

where's the poll?

It's up now.

[bobbyfk]

YES...would try to use a piece of toilet paper or something and not my bare hands

[JohnGalt2341]

YES...would try to use a piece of toilet paper or something and not my bare hands

Exactly.

[doublej95]

yep i would get it out.

[mitote]

So what if you get a little crap on your fingers no big deal you can always lick it off!

[nyed1010]

is this even a serious question? I wouldn't even think twice about fishing the benjamin out of there. I mean unless it was just completely smeared in feces, there is no doubt I would go for it.

[C-Gold]

I'd do some sick shit. I'd eat food if it was neatly on top of a public garbage can if I was hungry or drink floater beers etc. But touching poop or pee for a shit wet 100 dollar bill is not one of them. Sorry.

[gimme2dollars]

Sure, I would go for it. Just wash your hands afterwards and use a bunch of hand sanitizer.

[onlooker]

You guys are missing the fact that the water level is way below the lid of the seat. You might fall in that mofo.

I would pass.

[THE PROFIT]

shit washes off, of course I would get it. If I had to turn the fuker over I would get it

[Dex17]

what if it were a Willy Wonka golden ticket?

[astrodomer]

Sure I would try like heck to get it

[lolguy999]

yes... depends on my sobriety... if i was drunk id definitly take a 1$

[Full Time Hobo]

$20 and up Im going for it. doubt I would go barehanded though .. depends how trashed I am

[easywinner]

I have often found random money when out, in the grocery store, parking lots, sporting events, never in a porter john though. One time i saw a 20 blowing in the gutter way leading to a sewer. It was like 1 foot away from the sewer entrance and it was windy, so i said **** it I'm getting that free 20 and dove for it. I had shorts and a t on and got all bloodied up by the pavement but i got that damn free 20. The wounds healed up a couple of days later. There's something about free money that makes people do crazy shit sometimes, i guess in this case literally. You could start a riot over offering free money in a crowded area.

[Wulfman14]

probably only if it were 20 bucks or more .

[BettingGeek]

lol, good poll. Seems like many will take the money

[sickler]

tough call

[Lazy-Man]

No doubt about it.

[hawk 5]

If I could get it without much effort I would.

[jjgold]

Definitely for $20

A few months ago I was working a construction job and two guys were pounding each other in the ass in there at lunch time

How did I know?

The thing was shaking and almost tipped over

It was behind a tree so they thought they could get away with it

I spotted it though and was curious to see what guys looked like so waited for 40 minutes behind another tree waiting

Man two burly looking guys and they looked perfect when they left, shirts tucked in, hair perfect and it is fukkin small in there

I guess they took turns riding each other on toilet bowl

sick shit

[13th Inning]

Just find some homeless guy or just a banged-up-looking-guy-in-general nearby and be like, "Hey, wanna make a quick 20 bucks? Fish my $100 out of the portapotty."

$80 profit and you don't have to disgrace yourself.

[shari91]

I change approx 8 nappies a day and I'm telling you I'd never do it. If you have enough money to go to a concert and most likely drink, your dignity and the thought of disease should be worth more than $100.

However, if I was with one of my degenerate friends, I'd send a quick text and tell them to meet me in there. They could go fishing and after they cashed the note in for 5 twenties and I went to town on their hands and my $60 (finders fee surcharge) with Wet Naps, that money would be in my pocket.

[LVHerbie]

For a $100 it is an easy call.. For twenty I would have to give the decision some thought...

Reminds me of this clip...I love how the guy suddenly doesn't care after they give a him a $100 to sign the release...

[trendon]

It depends on how close to a clean water source I am. I am not above getting my hands dirty. However, without being able to wash my hands (and the bill), I would likely pass.

[stealthyburrito]

yes, i would go for the bill, i won't lose any dignity reaching in pee, etc.

[LVHerbie]

It depends on how close to a clean water source I am. I am not above getting my hands dirty. However, without being able to wash my hands (and the bill), I would likely pass.

Situations like these is why it is always important to have some emergency baby wipes and hand sanitizer in the fanny pack..

[BRAVES1985]

ya i would try to get it out but i wouldn't spend to much time doin it

[cant call it]

When I exited the porta-potty I would tell the next gent that there is a 100 dollar bill floating in there, after he reaches in and grabs it, I will flip the porta potty over spewing turd juice everywhere. I have a good feeling even with this tidal wave of dookie water is pouring over this guy, he will hold tightly on to the $100 bill, and I should be able to conveniently open the door and grab it as he is trying to gasp for air while floating in septic batter.
DR

[SportsMushroom]

if i am broke i would get it

if i am well off then no way

[Blax0r]

$100 is not enough; make it at least $500 to get some consideration.