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    We all knew "THE WHAT" (total deranged psychotic whore), now we know "THE WHY".....

    I told my wife at the beginning of the depp/heard trial, as tales of her crazy antics and "suck my dik, Johnny" videos begin to surface, that amber had to have been a stripper to have become so f'd in the head.....

    (what a totally deranged, fukked in the head, psychotic ex-stripper typically looks like) :







    well, with the recent release of formerly-sealed court records, LaDonque receives verification of his foresight, knowledge, and experience with crazy hos/ex strippers, as the documents reveal amber heard was a f'n whore/stripper prior to meeting up with Captain Jack.....

    few things fuk up a woman more than being a stripper..... actually, none do, except perhaps having a dad like joe biden, who finger fuks you in the shower at age ten........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I told my wife at the beginning of the depp/heard trial, as tales of her crazy antics and "suck my dik, Johnny" videos begin to surface, that amber had to have been a stripper to have become so f'd in the head.....

    (what a totally deranged, fukked in the head, psychotic ex-stripper typically looks like) :

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    well, with the recent release of formerly-sealed court records, LaDonque receives verification of his foresight, knowledge, and experience with crazy hos/ex strippers, as the documents reveal amber heard was a f'n whore/stripper prior to meeting up with Captain Jack.....

    few things fuk up a woman more than being a stripper..... actually, none do, except perhaps having a dad like joe biden, who finger fuks you in the shower at age ten........

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    seriously, amber heard and her legal team fought like hell to keep 12 people from hearing she was a stripper and ex-escort service sex worker....

    now, the whole fukkin' world knows.......

    guess she'll be back to workin' the pole and online sex websites soon enough, as no other employment will ever be possible....

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    We still talking about this bed shitter?

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    I'm kinda tired of her to be honest,
    And I kind of want another Tim Burton movie with Deep.

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    a lot of folks would pay to see her get gaped by the honorable LaDonque on courtTV penalty phase

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    a lot of folks would pay to see her get gaped by the honorable LaDonque on courtTV penalty phase
    indeed.... my last "my fans" video, made with the two guttersnipes below, paid for my deer lease for the next six years:


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    Bankruptcy has been filed. Amber will be back spinning around on the brass pole shortly. Poppin champagne corks with her shitter for blow and Benjamins'

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