wife had been buggin me about wanting to go huntin' all last season, especially for birds (quail, duck, geese, etc), so I finally gave in and told her I'd let her go the final weekend of quail season, but she'd have to get up around 4:30 a.m. and be ready to hit the road by 5.....
the big day came, and as I suspected she would, she started him-hawing around about it, wanting to sleep a little longer, that it was going to be too cold, she might not have warm enough clothing, etc. Having heard enough of it, and needing to get moving, I said, "look, we're wasting time here, so I'm going to go out and get the dogs, and by the time I get back, your going to have to make a decision: whether to go huntin', give me a quick blow job, or let me fuk you in the ass right quick."
So, I go out, deal with the dogs, get the truck loaded, etc., and head back into the house to see what the deal is.... say to her, "so, what's it going to be???"
she says, "I guess I'm gonna suck your dik...."
so, I whip it out, she starts to take a few draws, and immediately proclaims, "ahhhh..... your dik tastes like shit!!!!"
I say, "oh yah, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting, either".....