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    Auto Donk
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    HOT BABE WITH HUGE MOUTH pitches POWERFUL SEX TOY CLEANING DEVICE.... i think....

    caught this commercial with the volume down so not really sure what the fuk this product is.....

    but when I saw this image:




    it became apparent it was all about cleaning shit off things that had been lodged in someone's ass......

    maybe it was the hydro, or maybe my wife and I were just tired as fuk after a long winning streak/night at Naskila (one of two texas casinos up and running), but we laughed so fukkin hard that our jaws and stomachs hurt.....

    I recommend smokin' some good shit, turning the volume down, and letting this new anal toy cleaning device make you laugh your ass off:







    no doubt, some sbr'ers, particularly those in midwest states -- where full ears of corn serve multiple purposes -- will find this new tool extremely helpful.....

    cleaned the shit out of those corn cobs so well that no doubt your dinner guests will be "none the wiser" as to what you might have been doing with the corn on the cob you're serving them for dinner an hour before they arrived.....

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    Donker... Jesus Christ. I needed this thread. Thanks for the laughs.

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