1. 05-08-19 11:52 PM #1
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    My exgf is a cat thief... what would you do?

    Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing
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  2. 05-09-19 12:01 AM #2
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    A true cat burglar

    Why is the cat outside??? If its wild (collar or not) then it can choose its person!
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  3. 05-09-19 12:04 AM #3
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    Wouldn’t let her steal it. Gotta think how you’d feel if someone stole your cat. I hate cats though so fck if I care. Let her have it.
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  4. 05-09-19 12:07 AM #4
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    Tell her don't take it. If she puts up a fight. Just go to bed.
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  5. 05-09-19 12:08 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    A true cat burglar

    Why is the cat outside??? If its wild (collar or not) then it can choose its person!
    lol lol and she doesnt even consider the fact she might break a kid's heart

    JFC

    I dont know people in this country let their animals run wild
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  6. 05-09-19 12:09 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Wouldn’t let her steal it. Gotta think how you’d feel if someone stole your cat. I hate cats though so fck if I care. Let her have it.
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  7. 05-09-19 12:32 AM #7
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    Slap that bitch upside the head, then slap her again, then go shoot yourself.
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  8. 05-09-19 12:35 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Slap that bitch upside the head, then slap her again, then go shoot yourself.
    WOW, looks like someone just came out of jail after being Tyrone's bitch for a month, what were you doing in county?
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  9. 05-09-19 12:36 AM #9
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    I'm fukked, this is going to end up costing me


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  10. 05-09-19 01:03 AM #10
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    Let it go.

    Pro Tip Gents. I honestly can't believe I have to say this but it keeps coming up.

    If you're a single dude, that has a cat, you're penetrating screwed with the ladies.


    They won't say in public, but on private they all tell me that dirty secret shit.

    I've slept with so many taken women whose dude had a cat. A cat. A single man.



    Godspeed
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  11. 05-09-19 01:04 AM #11
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    Hud I'm banned from Twitter for calling Tomi lahren a oyster so pm me
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  12. 05-09-19 01:09 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Let it go.

    Pro Tip Gents. I honestly can't believe I have to say this but it keeps coming up.

    If you're a single dude, that has a cat, you're penetrating screwed with the ladies.


    They won't say in public, but on private they all tell me that dirty secret shit.

    I've slept with so many taken women whose dude had a cat. A cat. A single man.



    Godspeed
    Is true I think. I dated and had kid with girl I met before I had a cat while I had a cat, but can only pull girls when on road who dont know I have a cat.
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  13. 05-09-19 01:22 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Hud I'm banned from Twitter for calling Tomi lahren a oyster so pm me
    LOL LOL fukk Jack Dorsey bro

    Sent!

    Dont get me wrong, is not my cat, is some neighbors cat, my chick wants to steal so that would make me a horny enabler accesory after the fact... LOL

    I have my plate full with my dog TBH
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  14. 05-09-19 01:57 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    WOW, looks like someone just came out of jail after being Tyrone's bitch for a month, what were you doing in county?
    You're asking late night forum dudes how to deal with a GF who wants to steal a neighborhood cat, yet you think I'm Tyrone's bitch?!

    Grow a set, pal.
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  15. 05-09-19 02:00 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    You're asking late night forum dudes how to deal with a GF who wants to steal a neighborhood cat, yet you think I'm Tyrone's bitch?!

    Grow a set, pal.
    take your bad mood elsewhere you fukkin pester

    this threads are never serious, I mean, its a real situation but obv I know what to do and how to handle it

    JFC people are so fukkin bitter they can't take some people shooting the shit for no other purpose than shooting the shit
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  16. 05-09-19 02:03 AM #16
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    We got games.

    Yours could be one of the most SoyBoy threads ever.
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  17. 05-09-19 02:03 AM #17
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    Sorry about the bad mood. You might need a safe space.
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  18. 05-09-19 02:12 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Sorry about the bad mood. You might need a safe space.
    you might need my dick in your mouth so you can STFU once and for all
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  19. 05-09-19 02:26 AM #19
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    There you go, Hurry. Now you know the answer to that ridiculously embarrassing question you started this thread with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    There you go, Hurry. Now you know the answer to that ridiculously embarrassing question you started this thread with.
    touché
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  21. 05-09-19 02:53 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    lol lol and she doesnt even consider the fact she might break a kid's heart

    JFC

    I dont know people in this country let their animals run wild
    You found a woman that would put up with you?
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  22. 05-09-19 03:03 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    You found a woman that would put up with you?
    have no problems finding them, problem is getting them to stay
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  23. 05-09-19 07:55 AM #23
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    Just tell her she can be friends with the kitten every time she comes by she can visit the cat and watch it grow..done

    Unless its homeless ,then let her take it
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  24. 05-09-19 08:25 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    have no problems finding them, problem is getting them to stay
    Most women don't stay with unemployed broke beggars that don't even have basic transportation.
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  25. 05-09-19 08:34 AM #25
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    how would you feel if someone stole your dog?
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  26. 05-09-19 08:44 AM #26
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    She probably is serving that cat for dinner tonight with a bottle of red.
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  27. 05-09-19 08:51 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing
    i thought it said "car" thief, and that would have been a much easier question to answer.... (take her in the garage, open the back door to your sedan, slap the cuffs on her, cut her jeans and panties off, fuk the shit out of her doggy style as you slam her head on the back seat while she still has her feet outside the door, bent over, while screaming shit at her like "you wanna steal this car, yoiu fukkin' oyster?!?!?" "you like being a car stealing whore, you fukkin' bich", "tell me how much of a fukkin' whore you are, you filthy car stealin' whore", etc etc etc.....)

    cat thief? fuk no, that's somebody f'n pet.... tell the whore to leave the fukkin' cat alone
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  28. 05-09-19 09:19 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i thought it said "car" thief, and that would have been a much easier question to answer.... (take her in the garage, open the back door to your sedan, slap the cuffs on her, cut her jeans and panties off, fuk the shit out of her doggy style as you slam her head on the back seat while she still has her feet outside the door, bent over, while screaming shit at her like "you wanna steal this car, yoiu fukkin' oyster?!?!?" "you like being a car stealing whore, you fukkin' bich", "tell me how much of a fukkin' whore you are, you filthy car stealin' whore", etc etc etc.....)

    cat thief? fuk no, that's somebody f'n pet.... tell the whore to leave the fukkin' cat alone

    He has no car and no garage.
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  29. 05-09-19 09:30 AM #29
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    There's a chance that your ex's theft would be discovered if the kitten has already been chipped and she takes it to a vet.
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  30. 05-09-19 11:09 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing
    You should stop hanging out with thieves.
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  31. 05-09-19 12:08 PM #31
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    If it has collar that's someones pet. Shouldn't steal it.

    Go to a frigg'n pet store or pound and pick up the same looking kitten, throw the same collar on it and give it to your X.. Very simple, all those little kittens are the same. She won't know the difference and you won't have to steal your neighbors pet..
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  32. 05-09-19 12:12 PM #32
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    Yeah I'm taking her to an adoption shelter next week...

    I knew this was costing me money anyhow

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    I'm happy for Hurry
    It's hard to find someone these days who you have alot in common with
    They both love to steal other people's property, especially animals

    I wish them a long happy life together of stealing, begging and refusing to do an honest days work

    It's romantic stories like this that make me all warm and fuzzy inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    I'm happy for Hurry
    It's hard to find someone these days who you have alot in common with
    They both love to steal other people's property, especially animals

    I wish them a long happy life together of stealing, begging and refusing to do an honest days work

    It's romantic stories like this that make me all warm and fuzzy inside
    Bro your life must be miserable. all you do is troll on a gambling forum. smh
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  35. 05-09-19 01:09 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by inmyownzone View Post
    Bro your life must be miserable. all you do is troll on a gambling forum. smh
    Wow, Bro
    That's pretty heavy
    I really need to take a good long look at myself


    Thanks Bro
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