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    anybody read chinese? this mo fo is f'n uptight and ragin'......

    i hope he's not some chinese hacker who just stole all my shit because I opened a few of those......

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    I ordered an A-13 With no substitutions

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    fortune cookie?????


    TWENTY NINE CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    YOU HAVE PENNY???????

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    I clicked on one and had pork Lo mein and sesame chicken, that I never ordered, delivered to my house 15 minutes later. Was forced to pay.

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    I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?
    How do you say lesbian affair in Mandarin?

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    I had an old Spanish teacher that was fluent in mandarin. He is retired now. He would be willing to be the Chinese Spam Moderator.
    I can't afford to be paying for unwanted chinese delivery. Bad for my health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?
    you may have missed it, but some dumbass came in here last night and put up about thirty threads, all in chinese writing

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    If these gooks put up a link DO NOT CLICK. If u have u no doubt have malware on ur system now and sure as shit a keystroke logger. U log in to a site with a password, they got ya

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    Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam
    Fuk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Fuk off
    You need to learn how to laugh at yourself

    You’re a shitty gambler and an even worse attorney, if you don't start finding humor in that you’ll die of a heart attack at a young age

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    Agreed Krackles, that was nonestly funny.

    You could have put my name in there and I still would have laughed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Agreed Krackles, that was nonestly funny.

    You could have put my name in there and I still would have laughed.

    Being able to laugh at ones self is important, imo. I just never see mo partaking in the back and forth, some of the locker room talk, he’s always serious. I think one of the greatest skills a person can have is the ability to banter, be fun and interesting in conversation. You’re really good at kvb, Im ok at it. And everyone that is good at it laughs at themselves when the time arises. Im always impressed with people that have “it”
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    i've always said if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at anyone else.....

    actually, some other mother fukker most assuredly said it before I did, but it always stuck with me.....

    and in my typical fashion, I tie it back to pussy by notiing that I found over the years women -- after I got to know them -- would almost always admit at some point that when they first met me, they assumed I'd be cocky due to looks/way I carried myself whatever, but almost to a "t" they would all say, but after I got to know you, and your self-deprecating humor, my first impression was way off.....

    self-deprecation can indeed score high marks with the women......


    note to JJ: this does not mean whip out your schshort (opposite of schlong) for a laugh expecting to get laid..... all women have their limitations -- SIZE limitations -- and your tiny junk doesn't meet any of them.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post

    You need to learn how to laugh at yourself

    You’re a shitty gambler and an even worse attorney, if you don't start finding humor in that you’ll die of a heart attack at a young age
    Fuk off

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    What's the deal with these Chinese threads?!

    Spaming players talk and moderator won't do nothing about it/ sleeping

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    probably a bot

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    Just click on it and enter your social security number and date of birth
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    thanks trump

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    harden a chicken shit bitch in the 4th q like lebrick

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Just click on it and enter your social security number and date of birth
    Might as well throw in your passport and phone number too.

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    I photo copied my junk and sent it to the guy.......


    just to make ttwarrior jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I photo copied my junk and sent it to the guy.......


    just to make ttwarrior jealous
    Do you ever post plays or discuss sports? All you do 24/7/365 is talk about sex. Have you ever thought, maybe you’re a sex addict? It is better to be a well rounded individual whereas all you seem to offer is sex. Sure, you’re a sex god according to yourself, but can you hold a 60 min meaningful conversation with no mention of anything sexual?

    From a stranger, you sound 110% like a sex addict.

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    ^guy averaging over 20 posts a day on a gambling forum calling people out on addictions...unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    ^guy averaging over 20 posts a day on a gambling forum calling people out on addictions...unreal
    Do I have a gambling addiction? Sure. Many of us here do. Do poker players who play for a living have an addiction? Yes, they do.

    Addictions aren’t good but if you manage it, it can be okay. Addiction is not just simply defined by losing or always high/drunk. I traveled to 7 countries last year. I have found traveling to be the new thing I’m really into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Do I have a gambling addiction? Sure. Many of us here do. Do poker players who play for a living have an addiction? Yes, they do.

    Addictions aren’t good but if you manage it, it can be okay. Addiction is not just simply defined by losing or always high/drunk. I traveled to 7 countries last year. I have found traveling to be the new thing I’m really into.
    did you pork a bitch in each country?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    did you pork a bitch in each country?
    Success in the cities of Dublin (tinder), Rotterdam (met when she visited DC year before) and Barcelona (met at hostel) so 3 / 7. As I’ve gotten older I’ve become a lot less horny I’m realizing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Success in the cities of Dublin (tinder), Rotterdam (met when she visited DC year before) and Barcelona (met at hostel) so 3 / 7.
    yo, man, did they have like big giant titties?







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    Mods, poster FrankLee is drunk again

    Look at this front page, for crying out loud
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    For fukks sake Opti, turn off your bipap for 1 minute and come clean this shit up

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    No speaka any engrish

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    Yes guys it’s going to happen for a bit. Just take a deep breath and keep on truckin’

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    For fukks sake Opti, turn off your bipap for 1 minute and come clean this shit up
    You'd be impressed if you could see how many of these you don't get to see!

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