Originally posted on 02/14/2019:

ps.... similar to jeff foxworthy's you might me a redneck if....

you might be a swinger if a woman's first words she's ever spoken to you in her life are "no back door".....

my babe and I got invited to a wild hotel after party, where all the guys were coked out of their mind, and were fully clothed and watching all their dates/wives on one bed, doing a variety of things to each other; my babe asks why all their men were either out on the balcony or on the sidelines, and one babe whipsers they're all doin' blow and wont be able to get it up (I had viagra, but wasn't about to offer any up to these fukheads)....

so, my babe says I don't have that problem, so we go at it on the other bed, and one by one the babes get permission from their shrivel dik men to come ride "Steel", the nickname they gave me for reasons that are obvious.....

my babe tells me she wants to see my fuk the only remaining one I hadn't nailed, who was actually on the floor between the two beds on her hands and knees eating pussy of one of the other babes who's box was laid out on the side of the bed, so I slide in to do her doggy style, and as I run the head of my crank up and down her pussy to lube up, I come back up and it runs across her cinnamon ring, causing her to flinch, quickly turn her head from the pussy she was eating and quickly say "NO BACK DOOR!".....


I'd not yet even seen this babe's face at that point, only her fine ass body as she'd recently arrived as we had.....

we left not long after that (reasons that are a whole 'nother story), and I still never saw her face, and up until the time of my gfren's untimely death, we tried to figure out which of the "Desirous Party" clique it was....

and "No Back Door" became a joking catch phrase we'd often use in variety of situations in every day life....

my high point of that night had to be watching a bunch of roided up, coked up early twenty something guys afraid to even get undressed in my presence due to insecurity, shrinkage, e.d. due to coke/X, whatever, as their hot ass babes all got to ride/get pounded by me.....

the look of pure hatred a few of them flashed me as their babes busted yet another O out on my kahk was priceless.....