Originally posted on 12/21/2018:

Wow, I just heard reports that a mysterious New Yorker was chased out of Western Michigan’s locker room right before half time of the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. There are rumors he was applying an unknown substance to the Broncos defense’s gear, which must explain their collapse in the 3rd quarter. The suspect evaded authorities but security cameras caught this footage...



Anyone with information regarding this character is asked to call the FBI field office in Boise Idaho.