1. 03-27-16 02:14 PM #1
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    Ted Scruz will earn my vote only if.....

    the number of illicit trysts and sordid affairs reaches 21!

    if that nerdy Mensa-qualified half-breed sapiosexual with the snivelly nasal-sounding voice can convince 21 babes to give it up to him while married, then he definitely has the "it" factor that presidents kennedy and clit-on exhibited, and would do a good job running the country.....

    Viva la Scruz!!!!!
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  2. 03-28-16 04:13 AM #2
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    tell me you don't at least give Laying Ted some credit for pounding the shit out of this:



    He'll, I'm giving him credit for two on this one..... like his delegate count, he's going to need to gain some serious ground to get my vote..... 9/21

    #Layin'TedScruz
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  3. 03-28-16 08:39 AM #3
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    Do not think Cruz has spme chances even if we will give him our vote.
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    if Scruz wants to win, he needs to pass out "tips on picking up babes" to guys who can't get laid in return for votes.....

    he'd be able to get 97% of the male sbr member vote if he did that......
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  5. 03-28-16 05:11 PM #5
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  6. 03-28-16 05:25 PM #6
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    I won't vote for anyone outside my race.
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  7. 03-28-16 06:30 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I won't vote for anyone outside my race.
    but do you pull the type of wool that Layin' Ted Scruz does????

    if so, he's outta luck with you
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