1. 12-15-15 07:59 AM #1
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    Sitting at VW waiting for a new tire...

    Flat tire Sunday night. Sitting in customer/parts lounge with some random black guy who keeps mumbling to himself and typing really slowly on his laptop.

    Pretty sure this guy hates his life.

    Gearing up for the Pacers game tomorrow. Drinking mass water and gatorade today.

    Any suggestions on how I can make friends with this guy?
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  2. 12-15-15 08:05 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    Any suggestions on how I can make friends with this guy?
    Start rappin some vintage Vanilla Ice

    Brothas love when white guys try....
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  3. 12-15-15 08:08 AM #3
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    Pull out the Jan. 16 edition of Big Booty Sista's Mag. He will know you're a playa
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  4. 12-15-15 08:13 AM #4
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    Kelly & Michael is on the tv, and he seems very interest in Kelly since she's a white woman. I want to ask him if he likes skinny or fat white women.

    He just got a phone call. Answered the phone all proper. I think I may be outmatched here boys. Definitely a Harvard grad. Probably doesn't even listen to rap.
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  5. 12-15-15 08:15 AM #5
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    Saloon
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  6. 12-15-15 08:17 AM #6
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    Super cute girl that works here just walked in and grabbed a coffee. Smiled at her and gave her a little nod.

    She instantly looked away and walked away quickly. Buried here boys.

    Feel like Zeta at the club.

    Black guy just left. Now, some redneck dude is here.
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  7. 12-15-15 08:17 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
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    Come on Sweeper!!! Give me a lock pal!
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    Philly & I just gave you tremendous tips, leafer

    BUT... we realize you're sitting there in some small lounge and don't have the wherewithal access right now

    So...

    Just pull up this post on your phone and show the guy; you'll be best buds smokin a blunt out back in no time.


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  9. 12-15-15 08:21 AM #9
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    Two other white guys here now... the one kid looks like he probably listened to Hotline Bling by Drake on repeat.

    Looking for an early lock today boys.
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    Ah shit... day late/dollar short.

    Redneck, huh?

    OK.... show him this and he'll be offering up both his sister and cousin to you in no time.
    (You may have to settle for sloppy seconds after he's done tho... but meh)

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    I think I found the lock...

    Ghazl El Mahallal/El Ismaily draw +345. Making a small play to sweat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Ah shit... day late/dollar short.

    Redneck, huh?

    OK.... show him this and he'll be offering up both his sister and cousin to you in no time.
    (You may have to settle for sloppy seconds after he's done tho... but meh)

    Just watched this. Redneck guy kinda looked at me like "Yeah, it's on." I wonder if I should just play deliverance for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    I think I found the lock...

    Ghazl El Mahallal/El Ismaily draw +345. Making a small play to sweat it.
    THAT's the play?

    Shit... I'm with sweeper now.

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  14. 12-15-15 08:31 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    Just watched this. Redneck guy kinda looked at me like "Yeah, it's on." I wonder if I should just play deliverance for him.
    Ok... now we're talking. PLAYERS TALK it stays!

    For expediency's sake, just start humming Dueling Banjos.

    Redneck might get so excited he may pick up your bill.
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