[Thor4140]

What would u guys do. I really need the work. Here is their email.

Hello

I got your email address through an America online email database.

My Name is David Swanson I own an Art Gallery.
This time of the year is exceedingly busy for me and I find myself constantly travelling out of the Country for exhibitions,auctions,deliveries et all as such I sort the services of a Personal Assistant to handle my business errands.
I do not require that you resume to an office,leave your current employment or leave your convenience.
I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his or her spare time.


Here are a list of responsibilities that I would require you bear on my behalf:

1. Receive my mail and drop them off at the post office or shipping center.All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.
2. Pay bills on my behalf.I would be providing funds for this.
3. Sit for delivery at home or pick up items at a post office near you at your convenience.
When you get my mail or receive packages on my behalf you are free to open them to check contents in order to guarantee your safety and security.
The contents of the my mail and the packages would more often than not be art materials and paintings as well as personal letters. No heavy packages are involved.

If you decide to accept the position or are able to offer me any of the responsibilities I have listed above, Please provide me with the following details

Full Name:
Full Ground Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone No:
Age:
Work Status:

EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:

A. Being honest and trustworthy.
B. Ability to 15 to 20 hours a month
C Ability to check your EMAIL 3 to 5 times daily.

REMUNERATION:

$500 Weekly.

Please note that this job DOES NOT require any financial obligation of any sort from you as I would be catering to all expenses.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Regards
David Swanson
Businessman/Entrepreneur

[jjgold]

You're looking for advice??

I don't get it ??

[Bostongambler]

Are you a nude model at an art gallery?

[d2bets]

15 to 20 hours per month and $500 weekly? So basically you'd be paid around $100/hour? Sounds bogus.

[Bostongambler]

Are u a hand model like George Castanza?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dude is a drug dealer....you're going to the hole pal...best of luck

[uvarunthetable]

This seems pretty obvious as a scam, no?

[crustyme]

is the op kidding or do we need to have a talk about the nigerian prince email too?


http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/vie...60409&p=140052

[jjgold]

Thor move to Vegas

You're uncertain about your life and that's the place for you

I Can teach you the ropes pal

[Thor4140]

is the op kidding or do we need to have a talk about the nigerian prince email too?


http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/vie...60409&p=140052

[Thor4140]

Thor move to Vegas

You're uncertain about your life and that's the place for you

I Can teach you the ropes pal

JJ tomorrow i go back to the race track. we are building new barns for horses. Now im trying to figure out a way to fuk with these horses and make a little money. I have free access to them but there are a lot of barns and i don't know which horse is running in which race. Now u ask the stable hands and they don't speak English. My cousing works up in the casino and i emailed him to have lunch with me. He told me he never goes down near those barns. He said those stable hands are one step under Carnival workers Fukers are thieves. I wish i was good with the computer. I would give you guys some pictures where these stable hands live. What fukin dumps. Can't leave anything around with these thieving fuks. My buddy forgot his 30 year old filthy cooler and the next day it was gone.

[Bostongambler]

I just have one question Thor;

Are u dropping acid?

[Dirty Sanchez]

is the op kidding or do we need to have a talk about the nigerian prince email too?


http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/vie...60409&p=140052

Seaweed has a new friend

[Ghenghis Kahn]

c'mon pal. no one in their right mind would pay you $100/hr for doing mindless work, unless you're selling your vagina.

random strangers won't even offer you $10/hr jobs. use your common sense, if it sounds too good to be true, well...

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

honest and trustworthy. Lmfao, if this is true you should rob that mother rooster_eater blind...It's not but damn, if it was...you could rob that mother rooster_eater blind.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Lol @ rooster eater...what happened to penetrating?

[jose21_us]

contact me I will hook u up with a better job and you will see the world kid.

[Slick Lizard]

Many people would be willing to pay that much for you to accept large shipments of coke that are being delivered by the mailman. You take all the risk and if all does not go well, you are the one that becomes Bubba's b*tch in prison . What's not to like? Go for it. That is if you are into spending time in a cramped room with Bubba and then when he is done with you he can start letting the others penetrate your azz and trading it for honey buns and smokes. Let us know how it works out. I suspect your new screen name to be something like penetrated n prison.

[BennyBigNuts]

You do know Spam mail has been around for like 20 years now right?
"America Online Database"
Make sure you give him your social and all personal info when applying.

[Thor4140]

Fellas i have a job. Always did. Some guys knew this was a joke but most of ya's are pretty naive. Sheese. I wonder how many of u guys emailed this clown for a job

[Vaughany]

What would u guys do. I really need the work. Here is their email.

Hello

I got your email address through an America online email database.

My Name is David Swanson I own an Art Gallery.
This time of the year is exceedingly busy for me and I find myself constantly travelling out of the Country for exhibitions,auctions,deliveries et all as such I sort the services of a Personal Assistant to handle my business errands.
I do not require that you resume to an office,leave your current employment or leave your convenience.
I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his or her spare time.


Here are a list of responsibilities that I would require you bear on my behalf:

1. Receive my mail and drop them off at the post office or shipping center.All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.
2. Pay bills on my behalf.I would be providing funds for this.
3. Sit for delivery at home or pick up items at a post office near you at your convenience.
When you get my mail or receive packages on my behalf you are free to open them to check contents in order to guarantee your safety and security.
The contents of the my mail and the packages would more often than not be art materials and paintings as well as personal letters. No heavy packages are involved.

If you decide to accept the position or are able to offer me any of the responsibilities I have listed above, Please provide me with the following details

Full Name:
Full Ground Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone No:
Age:
Work Status:

EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:

A. Being honest and trustworthy.
B. Ability to 15 to 20 hours a month
C Ability to check your EMAIL 3 to 5 times daily.

REMUNERATION:

$500 Weekly.

Please note that this job DOES NOT require any financial obligation of any sort from you as I would be catering to all expenses.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Regards
David Swanson
Businessman/Entrepreneur

Lol

guaranteed a few people reading this on here went and googled it

[tony_come]

Send him pics of you nude

If possible spread your legs photo

[tony_come]

I sent in pics of me

Sorry if I get hire and you didnt

[Thor4140]

I sent in pics of me

Sorry if I get hire and you didnt

Go for it Tony. Let me know if that first shipment of coke is pure.