Originally posted on 08/29/2013:

bummer newark bash was going to be best one yet

free public transportation vouchers, watch rutgers scrimmage in full pads, cole cuts lunch, aarp discount at ramada turnpike, day trip to

AC golden nugget tour of bobby's old call center work station, van trip to walgreens to fill 'scrip more little yellow ones, toss bazooka

gum off roof to kids on the street, dinner at rustler steakhouse with carol and jefferey and slimmer, if bash falls on tuesday head over to

pay settle figure hot tub bookie, games of spike the rooster etc.

gift bag will include frozen egg rolls, gambler's grip rug glue and jelly watcher's lube for almost fukking your aunt