My cousin is 8, he thought he was hot shit at playing hoops once...He tossed up a shot and I did the standard check him in the stomach with your hand. He made 1 got cocky and said that didn't faze me. Next shot, I put him in the hospital with cracked ribs.
Little fukker wont even look me in the eyes anymore.
I don't take losing to kids lightly...that's why I had a vasectomy at the age of 13, because I knew at that age I shouldn't have kids.