[ZetaPsi808]

guys i do not understand why girls always stand me up

we had plans for mini golf and a restaurant. i had the master plan to let her beat me in mini golf and then compliment her on the game.

she told me yesterday she was free and then last minute today she says "something came up". i am pissed off now b/c i think she is bullshitting me and never wanted to go on a date in the first place. her timing seems fishy. here is the text she sent me. i am on tilt now and have not responded to text.

guys this is like the 5th time in a row a different broad has stood me up. 2 of those 5 times they even made me drive 30 min over there and then text me to cancel our plans.

currently pacing around room with prick in hand trying to calm down. will be gambling tonight to take my mind off of the bullshit.



going to ask Lou/Rod M/Shari91 for advice on sbr live chat now

I am short for my weekly posting quota here at SBR so i will stay home and gamble and post on forum.

[shaunovery]

Cheer up come and play some poker @ 7pm win some points forget about the bird something always crops up when you least expect it

[EaglesPhan36]

Are you offering mini golf every time? That'd be problem #1.

[babyjesus]

F@*k Zeta,

Sorry bro. I actually got stood up last night as well. This bird facebooks me, asks me for my number, txts me in the morning, I respond with something clever asking her out and then never responds to me that night. These birds have got some nerve pal. She'll be sorry when your laying pipe with some other bird and she getting no dick. keep your head up bro, there are plenty of slutty birds out there craving rooster...just got to find them.

FYI Whiskey and a blunt help ease the pain.

[ngates815]

guys i do not understand why girls always stand me up we had plans for mini golf and a restaurant. i had the master plan to let her beat me in mini golf and then compliment her on the game. she told me yesterday she was free and then last minute today she says "something came up". i am pissed off now b/c i think she is bullshitting me and never wanted to go on a date in the first place. her timing seems fishy. here is the text she sent me. i am on tilt now and have not responded to text. guys this is like the 5th time in a row a different broad has stood me up. 2 of those 5 times they even made me drive 30 min over there and then text me to cancel our plans. currently pacing around room with prick in hand trying to calm down. will be gambling tonight to take my mind off of the bullshit. going to ask Lou/Rod M/Shari91 for advice on sbr live chat now I am short for my weekly posting quota here at SBR so i will stay home and gamble and post on forum.

Herpes, pop up at the worst of times. She probably could of went with "ohh that's just a cold sore...." And most likely your dumbass would fall for it....Be happy.

[RubberKettle]

Its all good, she probably had a rooster.

[blittydeuce]

Zeta, I live by Brooklyn. Whats her number?

[bb_skoots]

Something came up between 3:14 and 3:36 pm? hhhmmm .....

[Cuse0323]

Are you offering mini golf every time? That'd be problem #1.

Yeah man, girls don't wanna play mini golf anymore. Especially some ghetto girl.

[doublej95]

move on kid. they make them everyday

[spankie]

good for you.

fuk her.

[babyjesus]

Yeah man, girls don't wanna play mini golf anymore. Especially some ghetto girl.

Mini golf only works for white girls. You're better than that Zeta.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Mini Golf?? You might as well tell her you shove dildos in your tank while your at it??

Then it took you 3 hours to get back to her for a 7pm date? She had other options and took them in the time it took you to get back to her. You only keep a girl waiting when you don't intend to go out with her. If you were really planning on going out, you set it up way before 3pm that day. Get your shit together. Tell her days in advance what ya'll are going to do. Your too busy to make plans the same day. If she ask you same day to go out, unless it's a booty call, your always busy. Step your game up yo...

[ZetaPsi808]

guys i need to send her a sharp text message replay to: bury her, make her want to fuk me,get back at her for fuking up these plans.

serious replies only, thanks.

babyjesus, was i supposed to recommend a buffet at KFC?

[Holtgetsback]

ignore her... if she texts you again, blow her off.

she will be melting in your fukkin hand after that.

fukkin women only want what they cant have.

[doublej95]

guys i need to send her a sharp text message replay to: bury her, make her want to fuk me,get back at her for fuking up these plans.

serious replies only, thanks.

babyjesus, was i supposed to recommend a buffet at KFC?

don't text her. act like it is no big deal and make it seem you could careless about her ass.

[Mac4Lyfe]

and if you ever mention something lame on the first date, like Golf, you have to spice it up when you mention it. Tell her, yes it's mini golf but it's strip putt putt and your bringing your special putter. Then tone it down by saying your just kidding but you play a special putt putt game. Make it a mystery, then when you take her you grab her, kiss her, whatever after every make. Improvise...

[Grits n' Gravy]

She probably looked at your pic again and figured the date would consist of watching Transformers 3d on that jumbo screen of a forehead you got. When you suggested mini golf you blew it. So to sum it all up, a baboon is too good for you.

[Holtgetsback]

Mini Golf?? You might as well tell her you shove dildos in your tank while your at it??

Then it took you 3 hours to get back to her for a 7pm date? She had other options and took them in the time it took you to get back to her. You only keep a girl waiting when you don't intend to go out with her. If you were really planning on going out, you set it up way before 3pm that day. Get your shit together. Tell her days in advance what ya'll are going to do. Your too busy to make plans the same day. If she ask you same day to go out, unless it's a booty call, your always busy. Step your game up yo...

i just realized you texted her back 3 hours later.

she was probably sitting there staring at her phone pissed the fukk off the whole time wondering why you weren't replying. she probably made plans with a girlfriend.


wouldnt surprise me if she posted about how she got chucked on a different forum

[ZetaPsi808]

im gonna ignore her then. i like that idea. i dont like when girls ignore me, puts me on tilt. so now im gonna act like i dont care. what do i do if she texts me next week trying to make plans with me? b/c i would def go on the date with her.

[CarpeDime]

guys i do not understand why girls always stand me up

we had plans for mini golf and a restaurant. i had the master plan to let her beat me in mini golf and then compliment her on the game.

would have paid to see this, would have been a classic video

zeta i fukin want to get to nyc and we will creep on broads together, zeta i shaved my head i look like fukin vin diesel

zeta we will hit the town and people will think we are vin diesel and billy baldwin hanging out in the city together

zeta just have confidence these broads are pathetic and they know it, just fukin joke around with them, if they start acting insane then just move on

never forget that basically you are dealing with insane asylum inmates who should be locked up, but we let them roam the street because they are cute

zeta you are the man, move on and in a few days you will barely remember the name of any chick who stood you up

zeta if she gets in touch again just be like "dude you are acting fishy I'm not down for that" call her dude, she will love it

if she says she really does want to go out again be like "well maybe if you take me to a nice restaurant"

fuk around with them they love it

[babyjesus]

ignore her... if she texts you again, blow her off.

she will be melting in your fukkin hand after that.

fukkin women only want what they cant have.

Holt: I completely agree, I'm giving the bird that blew me off last night the silent treatment. Bird will be reelin' for my rooster by tomorrow night. Especially if she comes out tonight and sees me spitting game to the rest of these classless broads at the bar.

Zeta, popeyes is wack.kfc buffet would have been primo and classy as fuk! Let me think of something smart to text her back with.

[ZetaPsi808]

i had to wait 3 hours b/c i was not sure what time my sister was coming home with my car. i let her borrow it to go to summer class during the day.

[Fischnasty]

sorry zeta. give us a winner pally.

[babyjesus]

this is hilarious!

[Mac4Lyfe]

don't text her. act like it is no big deal and make it seem you could careless about her ass.

Won't work in this case. She already blew him off and will just be justified when he ignores her.

Tell her you bought something special just for her that will have to wait.

Leave it at that. Woman love gifts and a mystery will have her wondering all weekend what did you get her.

[topgame85]

The fcking kid who walked up to some broad on the street talking bout eating pussy is gonna take some chick mini golfing Dudes don't go from mad aggressive to shy and sensitive mini golfer. Zeta is up to something here.

[CarpeDime]

sorry zeta. give us a winner pally.

fla tt over 3.5 -116 (pinnacle)

[babyjesus]

i had to wait 3 hours b/c i was not sure what time my sister was coming home with my car. i let her borrow it to go to summer class during the day.

good brother.

[babyjesus]

would have paid to see this, would have been a classic video

zeta i fukin want to get to nyc and we will creep on broads together, zeta i shaved my head i look like fukin vin diesel

zeta we will hit the town and people will think we are vin diesel and billy baldwin hanging out in the city together

zeta just have confidence these broads are pathetic and they know it, just fukin joke around with them, if they start acting insane then just move on

never forget that basically you are dealing with insane asylum inmates who should be locked up, but we let them roam the street because they are cute

zeta you are the man, move on and in a few days you will barely remember the name of any chick who stood you up

zeta if she gets in touch again just be like "dude you are acting fishy I'm not down for that" call her dude, she will love it

if she says she really does want to go out again be like "well maybe if you take me to a nice restaurant"

fuk around with them they love it

I like what this guy said.

[ZetaPsi808]

Won't work in this case. She already blew him off and will just be justified when he ignores her.

Tell her you bought something special just for her that will have to wait.

Leave it at that. Woman love gifts and a mystery will have her wondering all weekend what did you get her.

mac i guess u did not read the last thread about this girl. thats ok.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/115...meet-girl.html

i have not met her in real life yet. i think taking her out to a restaurant and buying her a gift would be too much before i meet her. what if she turns out to be a total nutcase, i would def be pissed.

[ZetaPsi808]

The fcking kid who walked up to some broad on the street talking bout eating pussy is gonna take some chick mini golfing Dudes don't go from mad aggressive to shy and sensitive mini golfer. Zeta is up to something here.

topgamer, ronnie took sammi out mini golfing on the jersey shore. great episode. if it worked out for them i thought i would try it myself.

[jjgold]

Zeta no one likes you

I should stop there and make a video about it maybe drill the point across to you

[RealSlimShady]

Zeta, better luck next time. I do think you are JJGold junior. When he steps down, you will be the new face of SBR.

[ZetaPsi808]

F@*k Zeta,

Sorry bro. I actually got stood up last night as well. This bird facebooks me, asks me for my number, txts me in the morning, I respond with something clever asking her out and then never responds to me that night. These birds have got some nerve pal. She'll be sorry when your laying pipe with some other bird and she getting no dick. keep your head up bro, there are plenty of slutty birds out there craving rooster...just got to find them.

FYI Whiskey and a blunt help ease the pain.

i thought u deleted your facebook account. friend me back on facebook guy