JJ GOLD Day - Win SBR Points by roasting JJ!
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ROGUE63SBR Sharp
- 09-20-10
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#141Comment -
mighty maronSBR MVP
- 04-20-09
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excelRestricted User
- 03-25-10
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#143One of my new favorite posts...
The coach consoling a fellow poster who just lost his job...
Bad break
Marketman Maybe come to NJ and I will show you a good time
I will even pay for 2 pin hole blow jobs In some building in NY
Basically you just put your fukkin head against wall and put your rooster in hole and on other end a hot fukkin dime blows you on other end.
Market I have seen guys *** so hard from this they put their fukkin fist through the wall pounding it in pleasure.Comment -
Grits n' GravyRestricted User
- 06-10-10
- 13024
#144Jesus, some of these posts could be combined into a great sitcom about a sad sack loser. Someone call HBO.Comment -
SnowballBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 11-15-09
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#145the wise side of JJGOLD in a classic v-neck
east coast slobbone getup !
"breaking even is winning"
"spending money on a woman is worse than gambling"
"right here ! right here !"
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acekingSBR MVP
- 09-07-05
- 4782
#146JJ's Greatest Hits:
it could be therapeutic... i'll go first... i will never forget my mama coming into my younger brother's and my room and telling us she did not have enough money to send both of us to a brand new amusement park (carowinds) the next day,i think it was 9 or so dollars to get in...me and...
"When I was like 15 or so I was 347 pounds and got whipped with milk weeds by hot girls and some of their boyfriends, I think maybe that is where I get my anger from."Comment -
acekingSBR MVP
- 09-07-05
- 4782
#147Best JJ one-liners:
I put it in an earlier thread but you may have missed it. I've got tickets to the Jays/Pirates in Dunedin this Wed. Wanna go?
"Fishhead you still have a piece of those go go bars in Tampa?"
for the most part no, but something about some dark skinned latino or Asian in certain circumstances is. but in the end, i vote no
"Usually girls that smoke are probably a little better in bed than girls that do not, smoking in a woman is a sign of agression."Comment -
Winner_13SBR MVP
- 01-04-10
- 1744
#148"ima gd looking guy I read a book today that told me I'm a good looking guy"Comment -
obamaismyuncleSBR Posting Legend
- 12-31-08
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obamaismyuncleSBR Posting Legend
- 12-31-08
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#150I know some guys here that are eager to tell their stories but without a forum of other compulsive gamblers they cannot do it"
Don't do coke and drink Brandy Guys welcome to the west coast"
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GlitchSBR Posting Legend
- 07-08-09
- 11795
#151took forever to dig this up. HAHAHA what a f*ckin clown.
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mighty maronSBR MVP
- 04-20-09
- 4215
#152Let the freeplays start raining down on usComment -
treeceSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-28-07
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#153"remember boys there's no juice if you win"Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#154Favorite Post
"I cannot even remember the last time I hugged a woman other than relatives at a wake"
"I loved it too, some ladies were hot. I did not want to let go, tried in a nice way feeling them up
I tried to kiss my 8th cousin a few times in the smoking room, she pulled away. I told her everyone fuks around in families now as it is the new fad, asked her out like 14 times during wake. She was like 57 or so and fukkin hot, like 5-5, 160 and solid."
Favorite One-Liners
"As far as looks are concerned I got dealt 11 cards instead of like 47 cards "
"You sound like a very nice guy, you'll be gentle with me, with the anal and oral and everything."
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ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 06-23-09
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#155Warning: Never Play With A Gay Bookmaker
It is extreme pressure especially if your betting with no money and on credit.
4 years ago I was in the hole for $4000 and knew if I lost this 3 team reverse I was in big trouble to this bookmaker.
The guys name was slugger and when you lost he met you at his whirlpool and he would sit in it.
Now he knew many guys did not have money to pay so basically the player had two options get in whirlpool and work off debt or pay the debt . Most guys went into whirlpool and worked it off because they did not have the money. I saw the straightest guy I ever knew get nailed in ass like 4 times because he owed $1500 to Slugger.
This bookmaker was so fukkin horny too and rather have sex with his players than collect moneyComment -
compaqDikkSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-08-05
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#156my guess is this thread could go 1,232 pages deep with 114,000 of jj's 243,000 posts lifetime in here. i recommend printing it before obama cuts off the internet like in egypt
Default Big Boy Dan...............
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3 Years ago Buddy I was on a rooftop in Panama City with every big timer offshore drinking and talking the shit how we were going to control Panama offshore betting. We had broads up there over looking the City and had the world by the balls. Danny I was on a lounge chair that day with no shirt on with all my chains with lots of cash. Every big timer wanted to meet me.
Today Danny I am in Newark looking at my ceiling with a tarp covering it, no roof just a tarp. How things have changed.
Broke and buriedComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#157I challenge this bald fukk in a fight, anywhere, anytime. He is considered an errand boy here in Detroit. Basically errand boys fetch us ice cream cones, make cole cut sandwiches, gets mound bars, jelly and eggs, basically our bitch. I'd shove his head in the sand and whip him in the ass with milk weeds.Comment -
jkilla990SBR Wise Guy
- 08-28-10
- 713
#159Good one liners:
A few pounds overweight
Snorting some coke dr regulated to Lose a few pounds
Losing gambling
No girl
A little sad
2) Worst Trivial Fear You Have????
[COLOR=#000000 ! important] Mine is my rug burning when I am sleeping on my manican, stolen and or lost when of course not on my fukkin head
Fear 2....rug blowing off
fear 3..hot girl laughing at me because she knows I wear one[/COLOR]Comment -
ThaWojSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-09-10
- 6762
#160Feeling so good this morning
Sometimes meltdowns are very good
I do not even think of Shari anymore, I actually do not even know who she is.
I swear she can throw me her panties and I would not even look at her ass, if she was at the bash by the pool in a bikini with no back and 57 sbr guys swarming around her I would be in opposite area where the nude beach is strutting my shit and showing off my fukkin buns.
Man it feels good..Shari who??Comment -
ThaWojSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-09-10
- 6762
#161One liner #1:
I had to E-Fuk Shari over 50 times and I thought it was fun and did not have to worry about getting her pregnant or wear a condom.
One liner #2
GUYS I am normal you know, I am just like you guys.
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DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#162Comment -
LandscaperSBR MVP
- 10-12-10
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#163JJ gold
65 years old and sbr is his life... truly as sad as they come
My dog has a more exciting lifeComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#165
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excelRestricted User
- 03-25-10
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#166I wish everyone a happy jjgold day.Comment -
PLAYA-PLAYASBR Sharp
- 09-11-10
- 356
#168SMELL THE BLOOD SHARKS----FULL SPEED AHEAD----The JJ-BASH MUST GO ONComment -
RealSlimShadySBR Hall of Famer
- 12-24-07
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#169Look at JJGold's classic videos being bumped today on PT!!!Comment -
chemicalbrotherRestricted User
- 01-26-11
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#170one liner, circa 2006:
lol cotton, however fairly good call with real time line markets..Comment -
iGotWinnersSBR Sharp
- 11-06-09
- 279
#171There is only one jjgold. Is there any chance that we can get him to read all these posts? He probably won't like us making fun of him and will be swearing at all of us. jjgold has to enter the LAST COMIC STANDING auditions when they go across America. The only problem is that his jokes will be way too dirty for TV, especially the one where he tried to sleep with his 61 years old aunt. It's good to have a funny guy to make fun of on this forum, and great idea SBR to roast him.Thanks to SBR and jjgold for this.
P.S. Please make more easy ways to make sbr points, and I'm sure everyone appreciates it.Comment -
SEAHAWKHARRYBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 11-29-07
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#172Fav post on JJ's trip to vegas
Loved the money shots and toledo Ticket
Patrick I do not hang with 19 year old kids with an attitude, I cannot be around Vegas trying to pick up girls with that fukkin Albino. Parick I am not out here fukkin around and looking to meet posters, I am looking to score with yayo and broads.Comment -
ThaWojSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-09-10
- 6762
#173i already posted my stuff but the JJ video directed towards bobby regarding shari and her 13k post is f'ing hysterical when he starts carressing the pillow and shitComment -
stikymessSBR MVP
- 05-19-10
- 3288
#174Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
This one cracked me up the most, JJ hitting on live dealers. I went around for about a week saying 'heeeeyyy babbyyyyyy"
Then of course he melts down and gets mad at her.
Thanks for the laughs JJ.
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iifoldSBR Posting Legend
- 04-25-10
- 11111
#175Favorite Post:
"Skim off the top and my legs get broken"
"I might cut grass instead because I do not have to think"Comment
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