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    Breaking News: Foldii Funds Inc. announces Stock Split

    Sunday May 16, 2010

    Thanks to a booming start, start up company Foldii Funds Inc. (FFI) announced a stock split today after another succesful day. Initial investors have seen the stock rise over 700% in a little over a week with the company. This rapid rise had upper management worried that future investors would not be able to afford shares at todays closing price (73 Points a share) and therefore have decided a stock split would be the best way to encourage more investing in the future. The stock price will drop to 36.69 Points a share, and all current shareholders will have their shares doubled. Foldii Funds Inc. is always looking for new investors and hopes to have continued success.


    Share Price: 36.69

    Shares Outstanding: 40

    Assets: 1455.64 Points


    Foldii

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    nice work foldi

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    looks like I should have invested with foldii funds instead of colt the bum

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    Congrats Foldii. Glad to see the business rising.

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    this is some funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    this is some funny shit
    I agree

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    great news, i didnt even see this last night!

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    This ding dong doesn't even know why stocks split yet he sets his own price and splits the stock. China should take over the US in about 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    This ding dong doesn't even know why stocks split yet he sets his own price and splits the stock. China should take over the US in about 5 years.
    You were so close to investing, but decided to pass. Now you have to beg JJ for points to lose in the book every week or so. Face it, youre a steroid abusing, 3-inch rooster having, JJ Gold wanna be without the personality. Get lost pal

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    Nice Bump

    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    You were so close to investing, but decided to pass. Now you have to beg JJ for points to lose in the book every week or so. Face it, youre a steroid abusing, 3-inch rooster having, JJ Gold wanna be without the personality. Get lost pal

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    pulled outta nowherei see

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    JJ Gold wanna be without the personality.
    The hypocrisy is ripe.

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