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    JIBBBY
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    Flu outbreak in Cali.. I'm battling it now!!

    https://ktla.com/2020/01/13/l-a-coun...ted-statewide/

    Everyone around me has been sick lately where I live, I froze today and sweated out a T shirt thinking I'm invincible working on the house early morning. Not a bright move. Well about an hour ago I got the chills, shivers and a damn fever going on now.. Felt run down and off all day too.. I knew something was up..

    Putting the Tequila and lemon theory to kill all germs to the MAJOR test now!!! Wish me luck fellas.. I feel like crap right now no lie ..

    Out of respect for JIBS don't saloon this just yet.. This is a test I'll report back in the morning... I haven't been sick in years now. This is crazy!!! People are dying from this flu bug though.. .
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    Hope you feel better, I wouldn’t suggest
    the tequila theory.. alcohol dehydrates..when
    you got the flu hydration is important.

    soups, water& lemon, tea,OJ..

    I’m in Canada it’s flu season here
    5 months a year.

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    only the weak die from the flu, or those that go to the hospital to be treated

    and what kind of test is this we are having? are non-pros and the healthy exempt?

    Tequila or any top-shelf scotch/whiskey, and more cowbells is the only cure, so you are half way there.

    and Oreos w/ beer if/when you start praying/wishing for death


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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    only the weak die from the flu, or those that go to the hospital to be treated

    and what kind of test is this we are having? are non-pros and the healthy exempt?

    Tequila or any top-shelf scotch/whiskey, and more cowbells is the only cure, so you are half way there.

    and Oreos w/ beer if/when you start praying/wishing for death

    Yeah only the weak die from the flu...........

    Fukk is wrong with you?

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    It's not the flu, it's AIDS... Nature's evolutionary way of wiping California off the map.

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    Jibby we hope you feel better

    Did you get the flu shot?

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    It's everywhere.

    I've caught a cold/flu 3 times in the last 3 months.

    It just circulates around in the schools and everywhere else and then people bring it home.

    There's no doubt the strands of this stuff is getting worse over the years but they're not going to tell us that an alarm us.

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    Jibby worse than your pinky toe injury?

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    Wear a mask guys

    Never touch your face or mouth

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    I caught a flu virus here in Vegas(diagnosed influenza virus type a)
    missed 5 days of work.
    dizzy
    It's out here

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    I got it too and had to miss work. Lost my damn job over it. Wonder why there are so many people going postal nowadays in society when a person gets sick and gets tossed aside like garbage. This has happened twice now. Before I got pneumonia and was given the ax. My work performance wasn't an issue. I went Over the required quota regularly for both jobs. Oh well my girlfriend is pregnant with my first kid so better get back out there and find something better. You have my sympathy guy.

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    petey

    get a lawyer

    sue them MF'ers

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    Feel better

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    Emergen-C 1000mg vit. C

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    drink '1792 bourbon' all day for 3 days

    will be cured & feeling well

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    Sign up for Obamacare, stat!

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    The key with the tequila to fight the flu is to get your BAC in the .2 range so try to put down about a half liter in 2 hours.

    Hope you feel better man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Wear a mask guys

    Never touch your face or mouth
    No wonder seaweed doesn’t get sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post



    Wear a mask guys


    Checking Scores




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    feel better sir

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    My gf and ten of her friends all got the flu and I was collateral damage. Didnít realize it was that widespread in Cali. Thought it was just an unlucky isolated incident for us. I thought I had peed the bed After waking up one morning in a puddle of sweat when my fever broke.

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    How much does tamiflu cost on the black market?

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    I'm good to go this morning fellas!!.. Slept like 10 hours straight. Tequila and lemon cold theory buster works again.

    Had a full wine glass of clear Tequila and a half of lemon sliced up last night. That was around 8pm last night when I was feeling ruined with chills and a fever, stuffy nose to. An hour later the chills and fever subsided, I was pretty buzzed. Had a few huge glasses of water shortly after that. Took 2000 mil grams of vitamin C tablets. Then passed out around 10 pm.. Slept like a rock all night.

    Woke up this morning about an hour ago, feel just fine to my surprise!! Not even a stuffy nose. . I will take easy today regardless.. Overall though I'm good to go. That's the deal..

    Time to cap some games now and sip on my coffee..

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    Glad you got over the 24 hour bug.

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    We got games. No time for the flu.

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    Hopefully your next “flu” finishes what your mom’s homemade abortion cocktail failed to do many years ago.

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    Gritter you want no part of Jibby

    Big kid and strong and knows how to fight

    Gritter your a clean cut kid and wants nothing to do with fighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Gritter you want no part of Jibby

    Big kid and strong and knows how to fight

    Gritter your a clean cut kid and wants nothing to do with fighting
    Cueball- I would choke you out and stick your head up Jibby’s ass after slapping some sense into him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Glad you got over the 24 hour bug.
    More like a 14 hour bug.. I was really sick. Tequila and lemon man, I swear it by it.. When ever I feel a scratch in the throat, sniffles or run down and flu coming on. I repeat what I wrote in my posts above.. It works every time for me.. NO LIE!!!!

    Just here help and not to make people drunks either ...


    Can saloon this now.. This thread ran it's course I see.

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    Gritter you want to fight me?

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