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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I feel ya, i put off my renewal bunch of times cause what can I say, big time procrastinator! Lol. Beat the prick alone is worth it tho, great contest!!
    Agreed (BTP Contest) among many other reasons & yes measuring underneath will give you damn near an extra inch to sport

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    Should be a no-brainer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Agreed (BTP Contest) among many other reasons & yes measuring underneath will give you damn near an extra inch to sport
    Damn right! And bitches are dumb (the ones who go for me anyways! Lol) so when you tell them that instead of questioning they be like ďoh I guess Iíve been doin it wrongĒ! Lol. To that you answer, no baby, you measure everyone else from the top, mine is just different!! LmAo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Damn right! And bitches are dumb (the ones who go for me anyways! Lol) so when you tell them that instead of questioning they be like “oh I guess I’ve been doin it wrong”! Lol. To that you answer, no baby, you measure everyone else from the top, mine is just different!! LmAo
    Well done by you

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    Banker Black Folk" not apply especially.

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    That black is bigger shit just a myth!!! The truth is blacks tend to be bigger when soft but donít gain much when erect, so Iíve heard! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If youíre not a pro youíre broke
    Iím a pro yet still kinda broke!! Not like super broke but closer to broke than rich! Lol,, What gives?

    You asked to borrow 10 bucks the other day pal! Iím not that broke!! Lol

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    Since I've gone pro here Ive lost 2 inches on my cokk and gained it on my waist

    Also some of the hair on my scalp has moved to my anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    That black is bigger shit just a myth!!! The truth is blacks tend to be bigger when soft but don’t gain much when erect, so I’ve heard! Lol
    Ok lets go with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Ok lets go with that
    Lol. Well Iíve seen a bunch of them soft in the prison shower. Never stuck around to see how much they grew!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Since I've gone pro here Ive lost 2 inches on my cokk and gained it on my waist

    Also some of the hair on my scalp has moved to my anus
    Lmao. Bummer

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    guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

    unbelievable

    cannot take you guys anyway

    how about the BOWL CONTEST
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

    unbelievable

    cannot take you guys anyway

    how about the BOWL CONTEST
    Reason #21, makes dick grow! lol.

    We donít have any damn games Rudy! This what happens during ASB. You like anything for all star game? I suppose national league or nothing just cause they dogs, seems like a total coin flip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Iíve gotten so much ass from telling chicks Iím a sbr pro!! Lol.

    Forget paying for itself over the course of a year. Most non pros have 3k or more points already (I know they can only keep 3k so really dumb not going pro once you get to that number!). You pay the Hundo, get pro status, then turn in 2600 points for 100 worth of bitcoin, presto it paid for!!! Then you get to play in all kinds of fabulous contest!! Iíve won around 700 in Btc since 1st of the year!!! Best 100 you will ever spend!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

    unbelievable

    cannot take you guys anyway

    how about the BOWL CONTEST
    Just your basic "locker room" talk Rudy. I'd be glad to grab your p u s s y

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    Pony up the hundo jerky

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    +EV money and support a website/ forum you use....
    literally 0 reason not to go PRO with all the contests and fun stuff you can do here and its a very easy process to go PRO
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Drew View Post
    Unsolicited ringing endorsement from one of our own...well said and long live the SBR Nation!!

    I loved this place long before ďproĒ status and points!

    Long live SBR!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firekillex View Post
    +EV money and support a website/ forum you use....
    literally 0 reason not to go PRO with all the contests and fun stuff you can do here and its a very easy process to go PRO
    I challenge anyone to show me a better way to spend 100 bucks (not counting hookers or drugs! lol).,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I challenge anyone to show me a better way to spend 100 bucks (not counting hookers or drugs! lol).,,
    Hmmm maybe a bottle of Laphroaig and a six pack of ipa, but I’ll just do both every time

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    Being a Pro is a great value.

    Always been super easy to reup.

    Service is quick and efficient.
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  24. #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Hmmm maybe a bottle of Laphroaig and a six pack of ipa, but I’ll just do both every time
    Alcohol = drugs bro!! I said ďother than hookers and drugsĒ !! Lol

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    Jerky you broke fuk your not on bash list

  26. #61
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    Four more reasons.

    After turning pro food tasted better.
    2) Super models began sleeping with me.
    3) My rooster gained 4 inches.
    4) I suddenly started hitting 800 dollar parlays.

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    How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Alcohol = drugs bro!! I said “other than hookers and drugs” !! Lol
    Fair enough

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    has sam odom ever been pro?

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    Most important reasons to become a PRO.. Addendum to thread added by JIBBBY!!!

    1) You get instant unspoken forum respect because everyone knows you paid a Benny to sign up. Most likely don't air bet and have some kind of income or job.

    2) You can make bet point bets between other SBR PRO'S and they will pay up all at once.

    3) You get additional forum respect just for simply being a PRO as you have access to SBR PRO only threads.

    4) More likely to engage with an SBR PRO in threads rather then non pros.

    5) BET POINTS actually are worth something when becoming a PRO. You have access to the SBR STORE and can actually use your betpoints to buy shiiit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vikings2 View Post
    How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?
    3K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vikings2 View Post
    How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?
    According to your pts history, you asked this simple question 5+ years too late:

    956D87 3/04/2014
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    Consequently, SBR will confiscate 9k+ pts whenever you decide to go pro.

  33. #68
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    Only gripe is can we get iOS friendly with the poker? I mean cmon already

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    everyones a winner

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    Im not a power poster or a "brand name" around here so to speak, but really there is no reason to not go pro. SBR is incredible, the contests are amazing, there is no other site like it. I mean you donate to charity, which is a great way to start off, then over the course of the year it actually does pay for itself (and then some if you are active and have any form of self control). There is no excuse to use this site and not go Pro!
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