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    Ph q all
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    With all the money he's got why doesn't Michael Strahan go to the dentist?


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    Ph q all
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    Dude uses a twig for a toothpick

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    It's his trademark.

    David Letterman, same thing.

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    It's his signature.

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    Same thing with that lady who ran for governor in Georgia.

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    "Iths a lifthstyle..."

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    That's because a dentist doesn't fix his teeth. He needs to see an orthodontist.

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    Yep. 1000% correct. If he gets the teeth fixed he's just another dude. W the gap, he has ppl talking, just like u

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    Same reason why Bourdain didn't fix his rotten yellow teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ph q all View Post
    Of all the things you could start a topic on in the sports section this is the best you can come up with. Sad. Strahan is a boss end of story.

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    Ph q all
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Of all the things you could start a topic on in the sports section this is the best you can come up with. Sad. Strahan is a boss end of story.
    Wrong....most people know him because of his teeth and not his football career....I'd test you on it with some statistical question but you'd just google it and look smarter than you really are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    Yep. 1000% correct. If he gets the teeth fixed he's just another dude. W the gap, he has ppl talking, just like u
    That sounds like something a chick would do and not an NFL sack master....are you transitioning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Damn, look at those short teeth...how much cocaine did he do in the 80s and 90s?

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