Miggy Gonzalez holds the AL beasts (Astros) to one run, and the White Sox who couldn't hit a right handed pitcher for shit makes McHugh their personal meat puppet.
400 lb, 62 year old Bartolo Colon is six outs away from throwing a complete game against the power Brewer bats.
Road doggies woofing and barking, and chalk eaters looking for antacid.
Reds pitcher Wojo gets his first ever hit, and kid Turner gets his first ever HR
God Bless Bartolo Colon, he's the hero of the fat pencil pushing middle manager.