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    tony_come
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    I need a good laugh today

    Tell a joke, send a picture, please make me laugh today. Thanks

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    Booya711
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    Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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    toniest go to miracle mattress facebook page and look at the reviews

    ive been laughing for 30 minutes

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    Turtliest I will

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    Novak Hogan Djokovic jut tripped to rip his hurt like Hulk and failed miserably...that was pretty funny...

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    Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlejc View Post
    toniest go to miracle mattress facebook page and look at the reviews

    ive been laughing for 30 minutes
    Did you see the ad?!...whoever came up with that idea buried the entire company...WOW

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    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fukk is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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    Back in the late 90's Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding tried to become owners/operators of Churchill Downs, but the deal fell through. It was agreed that she'd do the handicapping and he'd ride the three year olds.

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    Booya you beat me to it.

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