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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I don't have $1000
    Moiest look under your bed

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    forget americans, i bet 2/3 of sbr posters can't come up with $1000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Magick View Post
    Let me get this right Kermit.....people who know and got a Insurance policy with a 500 or 1000 deductible come to your shop when they have a wreck and ask you to cover the deductible
    All of the time. They always ask "Is there any way that you can help me with this?" or we get some sob story about how their husband, wife, kids, etc are sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    What kinda $1000 emergencies are we talking about...wild night at the delilah's gentle men's club?

    Well, you know, things come up.

    Auto Donk, check in pal.

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    I only have the 2527 betpoints to my name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    All of the time. They always ask "Is there any way that you can help me with this?" or we get some sob story about how their husband, wife, kids, etc are sick.
    Many of those people are as full of shit as Ghenghis Kahn.

    They're just trying to save a buck. Kahn, by his own admission, is just jealous of others' success.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Moiest look under your bed
    $11

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    Mozer & big spoon have the exact same amount of money!!

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    Most people have their hand out so its not surprising, mental midgets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    $11
    Your almost there moiest

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    I am a retired slickster getting fast easy money is no problem for me

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    hey booya bet I can slick you out of all your money in short order

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    If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas
    If you had 5 grand, some 3 card monte shyster would probably swindle you out of it before you even made it into the MGM. Or some lady boy would trick roll you in the bathroom of the buffet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I got $1000 in each pocket now
    Booya, u don't have 2 wooden-nickels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas
    what would you do with $5000 in vegas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    If you had 5 grand, some 3 card monte shyster would probably swindle you out of it before you even made it into the MGM. Or some lady boy would trick roll you in the bathroom of the buffet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If I had $5,000 right now I would be able to do damage in Vegas
    JJ, are u currently in Vegas? We need to get u rolled, pal. Once you're rolled...you're off!

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    I am in Vegas

    Broke and buried

    SLOTS< BLACKJACK killling me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am in Vegas

    Broke and buried

    SLOTS< BLACKJACK killling me
    JJ, can you find a machine that plays one on one no rake Texas hold 'em with a computer that bluffs? There was one in Lake Tahoe at Mont Bleu, I sat at it for hours, I've already made the computer. I made a few rules to follow, I can teach you to beat it. When I say I made the player, I'm not perfect, but enough to beat the game.

    It's not get rich quick, but it will pay you and also churn points.

    I'm guessing it won't be in Tahoe next time I'm there, but it could be as it muscles out most players.

    Also, there is no live KENO at Stateline anymore. They took it all out and replaced it at machines. No more Keno at breakfast in the Cafe.

    One of the oldest and most advantageous games for the house, reduced to machines.


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    Check the stat. Are they counting children that aren't even in the workforce? That would tilt things a lot.

    Seriously, some of these stats are lazy and so shit like that to prove their point.

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    I would like to wish my fellow upper thirds a good day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    JJ, can you find a machine that plays one on one no rake Texas hold 'em with a computer that bluffs? There was one in Lake Tahoe at Mont Bleu, I sat at it for hours, I've already made the computer. I made a few rules to follow, I can teach you to beat it. When I say I made the player, I'm not perfect, but enough to beat the game.

    It's not get rich quick, but it will pay you and also churn points.

    I'm guessing it won't be in Tahoe next time I'm there, but it could be as it muscles out most players.

    Also, there is no live KENO at Stateline anymore. They took it all out and replaced it at machines. No more Keno at breakfast in the Cafe.

    One of the oldest and most advantageous games for the house, reduced to machines.

    KVB, this is a great game. I can't say that I'm good enuf to beat it.

    But great fun, and they do bluff. They love to shoot for middle straights. If the straight misses, they turn the hand into a bluff.

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    Uh.... companies make you BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY...

    The people who BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY really shouldn't...

    Because they have NO MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

    So they BUY ON CREDIT CREDIT CREDIT CREDIT...

    Then they don't pay their bills....

    I still have the same Galaxy s3 from years ago.... purchased it brand new....

    Why the fuk do people need the newest phone every 6 months??????????

    That's the problem.

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    MShot, good post. People (for the most part) are retards. No doubt.

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