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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    May 20th, Corbin. Mark it on your calander.

    I'll get you laid if you buy me a steak.
    How about a lobster?

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    Have a great time fellas!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    How about a lobster?
    Red lobster toniest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    lol you are like a more banged up version of Charlie Runkle from Californication


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    Shady STOP

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    A nice hotel like that has a strange layout

    I guess these books not do not want people sitting their all day

    Many starting to go the cafeteria look

    Westgate also , I guess more seats less luxery

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    JJ channeling his inner Trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    How about a lobster?
    Tony, will you meet me in Vegas?

    What if Mo is there too?

    Jj is scared.

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    shit, i may have to say fuk my trial next week, and bring my sbr gear to the aria for the Bash this weekend.... any mother fukker tries to stop me from drinking with my friends from sbr, I will straight up knock em out with one shot.

    It's called "right to assemble", and we heave it....

    and it would take an army of jack-booted bald headed thugs to stop me from exercising my rights.....

    any non-sbr pro ex moderator who tries to get in my way will wind up floating in the bellagio fountain with a cracked skull and a baseball bat stuck up his ass........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-16-16 at 09:59 AM.

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    Autodonk you will not be going to Aria

    I would just tell you to leave no biggie and show you where to sit or where you can drink

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    jj, I have a real problem with actual authority..... tell cops/texas rangers to fuk off on a weekly basis

    I straight up kill psuedo-authority

    stay away from the Aria or your video making days are over

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    Automan I should make a video how I would do it without violence

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    Special dispensation from Johnnie

    sweet 16 games at Venetian, Michael Jack

    I'll be one of the few actually betting horses preceding the games

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    ONCE my honeypot talks you up and slips a roofy into your Fresca, you'll be thinking you're a 20-something wanna be starlet who's auditioning for a role on the Cosby Show....

    you're gonna wake up naked with your hands tied behind your back in USCPhilly's suite with markings something like this drawn all over you by some of our hookers:


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    Automan I'm from the streets and very very alert I can teach you a few things about the game of life


    27 years ago got offered a porn job but declined as the money was not good

    Almost was in the mafia and almost was a pimp back in the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I'm from the streets and very very alert I can teach you a few things about the game of life


    27 years ago got offered a porn job but declined as the money was not good

    Almost was in the mafia and almost was a pimp back in the day
    "Almost" being the key word in the passage above.....

    almost = total failure

    if real members of various mobs (mex., ms-13, and local russian) fear and respect me.... how in the fuk is an "almost mob" guy who couldn't cut it going to fare????

    not well....

    i read your post about trying to get connected with a crew.... getting coffee and donuts for a few low-level crew members hardly the stuff they make movies about.....

    me pulling a double barrel shotgun in the parking garage of the bayou lofts on three mexican mafia associates visiting me to "settle" a little dispute I was having with their boss, who owed me $7 large, only to see them crash their bright yellow bad-ass paint job on their souped-up mexi-ride as they fled before being blasted at, well, that's another story....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    "Almost" being the key word in the passage above.....

    almost = total failure

    if real members of various mobs (mex., ms-13, and local russian) fear and respect me.... how in the fuk is an "almost mob" guy who couldn't cut it going to fare????

    not well....

    i read your post about trying to get connected with a crew.... getting coffee and donuts for a few low-level crew members hardly the stuff they make movies about.....

    me pulling a double barrel shotgun in the parking garage of the bayou lofts on three mexican mafia associates visiting me to "settle" a little dispute I was having with their boss, who owed me $7 large, only to see them crash their bright yellow bad-ass paint job on their souped-up mexi-ride as they fled before being blasted at, well, that's another story....
    Donker Great Avatar I got an infraction last year for maybe showing a nip of a sexy asian girl i once dated. Cant remember who the poker mod was back then but he replaced it with a mickey mouse cartoon. Funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donker Great Avatar I got an infraction last year for maybe showing a nip of a sexy asian girl i once dated. Cant remember who the poker mod was back then but he replaced it with a mickey mouse cartoon. Funny stuff
    nipples, boxes, rods and balloon knots are prohibited;

    being queened by a babe is within the guidelines.... funny thing is my actual date is sitting on the other end of me, as the two of them are making out playing with each others racks....

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    Automan I could be underestimating you I'm going to reevaluate an ask my people if they know you

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