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    JaMarcus Russell Attempting a Comeback!

    Been out of Football since '09. I just bought 30 of his jerseys off EBAY... Future Hall Of Famer.
    He's kicked his Codeine habit to the curb, and now only drinks Grape Crush.

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    Can't see it happening for Mr. Russell, but some desperate team may give him a shot.

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    Talking about it right now on ESPN..Dude still weights over 300 lbs.

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    Hahah I'd say he has a very little chance of making a team, but would be kinda funny if he did. His problems: he's fat, immobile, and can't throw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    Hahah I'd say he has a very little chance of making a team, but would be kinda funny if he did. His problems: he's fat, immobile, and can't throw.
    Believe his live arm was one of the reasons he went 1st. Brian Billick ex-coach of the Ravens said Russell had the highest grade of any player on the draft board in the 9 years he was with the team. But Russell evidently did not have the makeup of an NFL QB among other reasons he failed. His arm was not one of them.

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    He's obviously broke and desperate. Main problem is he's lazy an there is not much working between the ears.

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    Starting QB of the Jets 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    Believe his live arm was one of the reasons he went 1st. Brian Billick ex-coach of the Ravens said Russell had the highest grade of any player on the draft board in the 9 years he was with the team. But Russell evidently did not have the makeup of an NFL QB among other reasons he failed. His arm was not one of them.
    Maybe I should have been more specific. I meant his accuracy, not arm strength. Sorry, not quite awake yet.
    I'm pretty sure he couldn't throw a football through a tire.

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    If he gets in shape and does make the impossible happen, will he return to the Raiders and work for free cause they bum took Al's money back in the day. Thought Raider deep pass was back when we got that Fat Lazy Fuc! Hope he works his ass off gets the best accuracy and mobility of any QB in the league and just before he gets signed by the ten teams that can't wait to get him for $3 million he falls and breaks his legs. Really like the guy though-hope the best....
    S.A.B.A.

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    Fat, lazy, retarded, no good piece of shit.

    Fukked the Raiders for a decade.

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    he cant do worse than romo.

    maybe dallas should sign him to an incentive heavy deal

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    hes 308lbs right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    hes 308lbs right now.
    guess he will be on the offensive line then

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    What a fat ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    guess he will be on the offensive line then
    i guess he said in a statement that he plans on losing 60-70lbs and wants to play QB again. thats some funny shit.

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    My Browns should entertain his services.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    i guess he said in a statement that he plans on losing 60-70lbs and wants to play QB again. thats some funny shit.
    Might want to lose the weight first.

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    Ohhhh JaMarcus, come on, donīt be silly. Let me bring your Codeine son, cause you are talking nonsense now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    he cant do worse than romo.

    maybe dallas should sign him to an incentive heavy deal
    "Heavy" being the key word.

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    Poor guy. I give um credit for trying. But it's probably wiser to be at your playing weight or close to it, not 1 billion cheeseburgers over it. 308 is NOT acceptable or would even put him on any team's radar - so he just blew a PR opportunity like the moron he has been. I would be shocked if he ever got even a workout from an NFL team at this point. I really would.

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    he obviously cant hurt the raiders in an way shape or form..

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    i actually think jared lorenzen was the fatter QB while both were in the nfl. russel was just crazy and an addict on top of his weight.

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    This one has been in the works for a few months. I heard about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    i actually think jared lorenzen was the fatter QB while both were in the nfl. russel was just crazy and an addict on top of his weight.
    J-Load aka The Hefty Lefty was definitely fatter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    guess he will be on the offensive line then

    Well played.

    This is typical Russell, he was a lazy SOB when in the league. Now he announces comeback at 308 lbs? How about losing 50 first you fat F**K and them make this statement so 10% of the people will take you seriously not 1% max that are doing it now.

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    Russell had so much potential back in the day. Dude could throw a 70 yard bomb on his knees

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    you dont have to pay russell just give him 5 gallons of promethazine lean per year

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Fat, lazy, retarded, no good piece of shit.

    Fukked the Raiders for a decade.
    this

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    He should write a book to make money. Title it "How to lose 50 million dollars in 5 years".....No chance he ever starts again in the NFL.

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    guy is havin drank before games lmfao

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    As a Vikings homer I will take him over Ponder or Webb. Then we can just direct snap to AP every play and the fat ass can run lead block.
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