Had to go to the ER this morning.....

**opie1988** · 08-03-14, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Will we get a vid of the stone???

Could be auto potm..

Absolutely. I'm getting something out of the misery this bitch has brought me.

**jjgold** · 08-03-14, 08:12 PM

Opie are you trying these sbr remedies??

Some seem good

**El Nino** · 08-03-14, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

The son-of-a-bitch won't come out. Fukkin frustrating as fukk.

I go thru these long stretches of basically feeling fine, and then I'll have a 1-2 hour stretch of feeling like a mule just kicked you square in the nuts. You pretty much just ache like a bitch from your kidney to down in your nutsack. Makes me feel half nauseous.

I'm still pissing every 10 damn minutes into this fukkin flour sifter, waiting for this fukkin jagged rock to shoot out.

This is pissing me off.

Mining for kidney stones, unreal.

**manny24** · 08-03-14, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

The son-of-a-bitch won't come out. Fukkin frustrating as fukk.

I go thru these long stretches of basically feeling fine, and then I'll have a 1-2 hour stretch of feeling like a mule just kicked you square in the nuts. You pretty much just ache like a bitch from your kidney to down in your nutsack. Makes me feel half nauseous.

I'm still pissing every 10 damn minutes into this fukkin flour sifter, waiting for this fukkin jagged rock to shoot out.

This is pissing me off.

note to self

never accept a cupcake from Opie

#kidneystonebros

**The Prick** · 08-04-14, 07:23 AM

opie is gonna give birth to a stone that looks like baby jesus

sell it on ebay for like 1600 USD

the rich gettin richer

**pavyracer** · 08-04-14, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

opie is gonna give birth to a stone that looks like baby jesus

sell it on ebay for like 1600 USD

the rich gettin richer

Prick are you going to make any announcements about your contest anytime soon? Quit being a procrastinator and leave the jokes for comedians.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 07:55 AM

I'm probably going to give Opie a badge of courage award

**shari91** · 08-04-14, 08:22 AM

Damn, I thought for sure when I started reading this thread that by page 5 it would've passed by now.

Stay strong Opie. You may have a few days left of this nonsense if kidneystoners.org are right

**Russian Rocket** · 08-04-14, 09:03 AM

22 days to pass a stone?

**TheCentaur** · 08-04-14, 09:08 AM

Stone size

o4.3mm +105
u4.3mm -115

**opie1988** · 08-04-14, 12:23 PM

Last night was the absolute WORST fukkin night of my life.

Pain started around 9:00 pm, and progressively got worse until 3:30 am. It was worse than even the first episode. Puking my guts out while my kidney felt like someone was jamming a hot poker in it.

Finally broke down and went to the ER at 3:30. They could see how totally fukked up I was, and immediately gave me an IV, and a giant shot of morphine. That made me much more comfortable, but of course today I feel hungover as shit.

Have an appointment with a urologist tomorrow morning at 10. They gotta do something. A person can't live like this for long. This thing is ruining my life.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-04-14, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Last night was the absolute WORST fukkin night of my life.

Pain started around 9:00 pm, and progressively got worse until 3:30 am. It was worse than even the first episode. Puking my guts out while my kidney felt like someone was jamming a hot poker in it.

Finally broke down and went to the ER at 3:30. They could see how totally fukked up I was, and immediately gave me an IV, and a giant shot of morphine. That made me much more comfortable, but of course today I feel hungover as shit.

Have an appointment with a urologist tomorrow morning at 10. They gotta do something. A person can't live like this for long. This thing is ruining my life.

"On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome." - Jordan Belfort

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 12:31 PM

Opie I am rooting for you

What a pain in ass

Get well

**The Giant** · 08-04-14, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Last night was the absolute WORST fukkin night of my life.

Pain started around 9:00 pm, and progressively got worse until 3:30 am. It was worse than even the first episode. Puking my guts out while my kidney felt like someone was jamming a hot poker in it.

Finally broke down and went to the ER at 3:30. They could see how totally fukked up I was, and immediately gave me an IV, and a giant shot of morphine. That made me much more comfortable, but of course today I feel hungover as shit.

Have an appointment with a urologist tomorrow morning at 10. They gotta do something. A person can't live like this for long. This thing is ruining my life.

Jesus. Just reading this made me cringe.

Hope the pain ends soon, man.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 12:38 PM

I am scared to death

Opie scared everyone

Fuk this

**will2survive** · 08-04-14, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Kidney Stone.

Motherfukker. I've never felt anything close to that kind of pain. It literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the kidney with a fukking knife.

Doc said blood in the urine & CT scan showed the stone. That was the good news. Bad news is it hasn't passed yet. He said that's not going to be pleasant at all. He actually mentioned the Seinfeld episode where Kramer passed one. Said its a lot like that.

Fukk me.

Anyone else been thru this? Any tips?

Sorry-I didn't read through all of the comments, but I can safely say that the gangrenous gallbladder that I had was the most painful thing ever. It was on the verge of rupturing and almost died from it.

**Deuce** · 08-04-14, 01:24 PM

Can they do the laser therapy? Buddy of mine did that and made it much smaller.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 02:15 PM

Common Opie pass this stone

Maybe stuck??

This seems long

**BatemanPatrickl** · 08-04-14, 02:19 PM

Milk the pain for all it's worth. Get as much morphine as possible and just sit back for a week and bet games all day. Fade off and meet the Wizard. The Land of Oz is a fun place to vacation in.

**itchypickle** · 08-04-14, 02:27 PM

Just staring at those little barbs and edges makes you feel for the Opester

Just waiting on the moment when it hits the rooster and shreds its way out..... Hang in there pal

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**pavyracer** · 08-04-14, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Opie I am rooting for you

What a pain in ass

Get well

More like a pain in the kidney. JJ make a video on how to properly dispose a kidney stone.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 04:08 PM

Paver not a time for videos

It's a serious matter here

**pavyracer** · 08-04-14, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Paver not a time for videos

It's a serious matter here

JJ it's a kidney stone..not a brain tumor. Calm the fukk down. He will be all right.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 07:08 PM

I Am worried about him

**Russian Rocket** · 08-04-14, 07:49 PM

Hey Opie,
I know you're not feeling well right now and just waiting for things to get better, but while we're waiting on the fukking rock of yours, I don't want you to forget about some other fine things in life, that most of us have been enjoying while you were gone.

We both wish you a speedy recovery , pal!!

Get well soon! Everyone here misses your smiling face. Nothing has been the same since you became ill. No one tells a joke like you do; so please hurry and get well fast!

**kidcudi92** · 08-04-14, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Hey Opie,
I know you're not feeling well right now and just waiting for things to get better, but while we;re waiting on the fukking rock of yours, I don't want you to forget about some fine things in life, that most of us have been enjoying while you were gone.

We both wish you a speedy recovery , pal!!

tell her friends theres a cool fukker in amerika that'll show em a good time

age is no matter a long as the exterior checks out ya know

**BIGDAY** · 08-04-14, 07:53 PM

**opie1988** · 08-04-14, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Hey Opie,
I know you're not feeling well right now and just waiting for things to get better, but while we're waiting on the fukking rock of yours, I don't want you to forget about some other fine things in life, that most of us have been enjoying while you were gone.

We both wish you a speedy recovery , pal!!

Get well soon! Everyone here misses your smiling face. Nothing has been the same since you became ill. No one tells a joke like you do; so please hurry and get well fast!

Nominated.

**jjgold** · 08-04-14, 07:58 PM

Rocket wins thread
Unreal

Let's go Opie

Hate this .. Get better

**shari91** · 08-04-14, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by itchypickle

Just staring at those little barbs and edges makes you feel for the Opester

Just waiting on the moment when it hits the rooster and shreds its way out..... Hang in there pal

What in the utter fuk?!!!!! That is so not what I expected it to look like. I thought it was like a little pebble. Holy sheeit. Aussie sales of cranberry juice and apple cider vinegar are about to take a big jump. That's scared the hell out of me.

Opie DEMAND they use a laser to break that thing down into minute particles. No way should someone have to pass some jagged looking piece of coral reef like that. Even a baby's head moulds itself to make an exit. Lay down the law and don't leave until they use the laser on you!!

**itchypickle** · 08-04-14, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by shari91

What in the utter fuk?!!!!! That is so not what I expected it to look like. I thought it was like a little pebble. Holy sheeit. Aussie sales of cranberry juice and apple cider vinegar are about to take a big jump. That's scared the hell out of me.

Opie DEMAND they use a laser to break that thing down into minute particles. No way should someone have to pass some jagged looking piece of coral reef like that. Even a baby's head moulds itself to make an exit. Lay down the law and don't leave until they use the laser on you!!

Exactly. Hope its like a meteor rock and breaks up as MUCH as possible before the pieces start down the final passage. Nobody deserves that torture.

**BIGDAY** · 08-04-14, 08:59 PM

I think Opie has a record breaker on our hands.

**BIGDAY** · 08-04-14, 09:03 PM

Which will it be..?

**RiverBoatGambler** · 08-04-14, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

I think Opie has a record breaker on our hands.

Stoppppppppppp, lmao.

**El Nino** · 08-04-14, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Hey Opie,
I know you're not feeling well right now and just waiting for things to get better, but while we're waiting on the fukking rock of yours, I don't want you to forget about some other fine things in life, that most of us have been enjoying while you were gone.

We both wish you a speedy recovery , pal!!

Get well soon! Everyone here misses your smiling face. Nothing has been the same since you became ill. No one tells a joke like you do; so please hurry and get well fast!

Rocket, tell that chick Privet from me!