1. 01-13-17 03:41 PM #1
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  2. 01-13-17 04:07 PM #2
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  3. 01-13-17 04:09 PM #3
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    Ive known my gf since grade 3,didnt start going out with her till HS,I love her ofcoure sweetest girl I ever met.
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  4. 01-13-17 05:00 PM #4
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    Donk i usually loved them for 20 minutes.
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  5. 01-13-17 05:53 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    As a few of the poker players at SBR may have noticed yesterday, I was nowhere to be found at SBR, either message boards or on the felt yesterday.....

    Huntin' season is in full swing, ducks a flyin' and bucks a ruttin'....

    Well, to make a long story short, my wife has been buggin' me about why I never take her hunting -- perhaps implying that I never leave the H-town city limits on "hunts" where I don't come home with something, and must be holing up in a seedy "Scottish Inn" with my paralegal for the weekend -- so I told her Sunday evening that Monday morning, early, would be the day....

    Well, yesterday morning, at 4:30 a.m., I wake her up to go duck hunting and suddenly she wasn't so gung-ho to go anymore.... After a few minutes of that bullshit, I lay the law down and say it's time to go.... After more waffling from her, I say "you've got three choices: either get up and get dressed to go and be ready when I'm done loading the dogs, and if your not, you're either gonna suck my dick or take it up the ass before I leave...."

    I go out to deal with the dogs, and come back in and ask, "ok, what's it gonna be?"

    She says, "I guess I'm gonna suck your dick...." So I whip it out and she takes a few long drags, and suddenly yells "EWWWWWW, your dick tastes like SHIT!!!!"

    I say, "Oh yeah, one of them dogs didn't want to go huntin' either......"
    I do
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  6. 01-13-17 05:55 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ALL kidding aside.... if she's thinkin' serious and you're thinkin' you still wanna bang others in your phone.... shoot straight with her and tell her you're not ready to settle down.....

    lie to her and string her along, you're gonna fuk her over and lose her forever (and she will catch u if you're f'n around), and the if it turns out that she has/had the potential to have been the right one, you'll regret it for perhaps a lifetime......

    best thing I ever did after my divorce was shoot straight.... if anything, they competed even more for the role of Ms. Donk knowing there were others in contention, and I got the very best they had to offer......

    when I was ready to settle down, the present ms. donk and I cleared my facebook/phone together.....

    now, post a photo of her, and the others, and I'll really give you a pinpoint precision answer....

    and, for some kidding, here's a list of questions to ask before deciding:

    1a. does she take it up the ass? 1b. more importantly, does she DEMAND that you give it to her up the ass every now and then?

    2. does she love the taste of your jizz (and i don't mean tolerate it, i mean "scoop it out of herself and swallow it" type love)?

    3a. is she bi? 3b. and if so, does she have sexy bi friends who want to bang you too? more importantly, is she going to sulk all day the day after you pull a threesome with her friend and 1. her friend is blowing up her phone thirty minutes after she left your loft asking her when "we can all get together again", and 2. the friend left enough scratches on your back that you damn near have to go to St. Joseph's Hospital's emergency room on the other side of downtown for medical care?

    4a. has she ever banged any african-american pro-athletes? 4b. and if so, do you have enough kahk to compete with a certain offensive lineman for the miami dolphins so that you don't find yourself in the "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" situation?

    5a. does she have obvious insecurities or jealousies toward other women you mention or those you see on t.v.? 5b. and, of course, more importantly, is she going to jump out of bed and turn off the "mood-enhancing" porno flick you popped into the dvr player because a Jessica Drake scene comes on, and you were stupid enough to mention one night in response to her question -- "have you ever been with anyone famous?" -- while you were on the "truth serum" known in the streets as "X," that you had been with a certain porn star, and had pulled a threesome with her and the little sister of a former ms. Texas you happened to date for a while?

    6. has she ever kicked your 645ci front windshield out from the inside while doin' 80 mph on the SW Freeway due to another woman callin' you up while she was ridin' shotgun after you both got drunk as shit at her company's christmas party and you were stupid enough/drunk enough to answer the phone, saying "Hey babe!" ?


    fuk, now that i've edited the "kiddin' questions," they're not so "kiddin'" after all........

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  7. 01-13-17 05:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    haha... man, I haven't hit that place for a desirous party halloween bash (not even sure if they're [DP] still doin' it) since six-seven years ago....

    last time I was there it got way outta control (wasn't with my wife).... wound up in a seating area in the n.e. corner of the club, upstairs, with a bunch of black couples.... next thing I knew those hos were beggin my little girl to ride.... she'd only let em blow me (we were dating)....

    first time I had multiple black chicks blowing me simultaneously since spring break in '85 down on the richmond strip, when some hos from dallas blew my cousin and I (one on him, two on me).... wasn't like they were that into us, it's that they wanted to rifle through our pockets while our pants were around our f'n ankles .... (still remember the place, "cooters"... lol...) I was too smart for that shit, and we threw our wallets in my trunk as we pulled around to that old army depot across the street to let em get busy.....

    but my dumbass cousin left a tricolor gold necklace his gf back in Fla got him, and this huge 44 h tittied black ho took it off of him while he was suckin' her giant .....

    back on the subject, used to always do encounters halloween parties, last several have been at TMZ, just due to proximity and having a lot of my old harem up there.....
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  8. 01-13-17 06:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I love my beautiful wife like there's no tomorrow......


    I love your wife too, Donker.

    Can we share?
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  9. 01-13-17 06:04 PM #9
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  10. 01-13-17 07:10 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I do
    this is why you never let your wife on sbr.....

    nice try arch.... lol
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  11. 01-13-17 08:46 PM #11
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  12. 01-13-17 09:32 PM #12
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  13. 01-14-17 07:06 AM #13
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  14. 01-14-17 02:29 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Ive known my gf since grade 3,didnt start going out with her till HS,I love her ofcoure sweetest girl I ever met.
    You are probably a good man

    but that reads like she was and has been your only snapper

    in which case we know that she goes anal!

    and swallows

    AND

    can take a punch!!

    that a boy PackHer
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  15. 01-14-17 05:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    You are probably a good man

    but that reads like she was and has been your only snapper

    in which case we know that she goes anal!

    and swallows

    AND

    can take a punch!!

    that a boy PackHer
    Mate worry about your own life,dont act like a fool.
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  16. 01-15-17 01:21 AM #16
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  17. 01-15-17 01:22 AM #17
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  18. 01-15-17 04:07 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Mate worry about your own life,dont act like a fool.
    Sorry man, was trying to be funny.

    I failed.

    Fair response.
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  19. 01-15-17 06:09 AM #19
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    Yes.
    1981 I was looking at a house with a real estate agent (the house had 2 tenant renters and I was looking for an investment.......a cheap one at that

    So the agent knocks on the door of the second apt and this voice said come in. There I was, in the front room, the agent, me, this lovely young lady and a huge dude who kept giving me mucho dirty looks. The lady kept staring at me. Spent maybe 5 minutes lookin around and I left.
    Couple days later there was a call left on my answering machine - It was her. (She conned the agent to give her my phone number.)
    We agreed to meet up at a downtown bar the next afternoon. So I show up and she's no where to be found. (It was 2 levels and the two of us kept going up and down, missing each other.) We ended up meeting in the parking lot. Been together ever since.
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  20. 01-15-17 06:34 AM #20
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  21. 01-15-17 08:38 AM #21
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  22. 01-15-17 07:36 PM #22
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  23. 01-15-17 08:25 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Sorry man, was trying to be funny.

    I failed.

    Fair response.
    Yeah I didn't appreciate that mate,apology accepted.
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  24. 01-15-17 09:03 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit View Post
    Yes.
    1981 I was looking at a house with a real estate agent (the house had 2 tenant renters and I was looking for an investment.......a cheap one at that

    So the agent knocks on the door of the second apt and this voice said come in. There I was, in the front room, the agent, me, this lovely young lady and a huge dude who kept giving me mucho dirty looks. The lady kept staring at me. Spent maybe 5 minutes lookin around and I left.
    Couple days later there was a call left on my answering machine - It was her. (She conned the agent to give her my phone number.)
    We agreed to meet up at a downtown bar the next afternoon. So I show up and she's no where to be found. (It was 2 levels and the two of us kept going up and down, missing each other.) We ended up meeting in the parking lot. Been together ever since.
    Who was the big guy that was mean mugging you?
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  25. 01-16-17 05:19 AM #25
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    PackMan,
    Thanks, really was douche of me
    thankful that you did not smack me down in light of my selfishness

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  26. 01-16-17 05:40 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    I love my wife AND my girlfriend
    i was gonna say "and/or" in the title, but the wife had already had enough of my sarcasm and dry humor for one day.....
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  27. 01-16-17 07:18 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I love my beautiful wife like there's no tomorrow......

    I love her too.

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  28. 01-16-17 09:58 AM #28
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  29. 01-18-17 03:53 AM #29
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    Checking in because she'll ask me about this thread, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    I love my wife AND my girlfriend
    Beat me to the punch
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