1. 02-21-14 02:56 PM #71
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    Neighbor probably took his/her's kids gift card and gave it to sweeper.


    After psychoanalyzing the situation, i believe he gave it to Kenny (sweep) b/c he is always so fukking dazed and fukking out of it because of the blow that he figured an expresso or some juiced up coffee would do him some damn good so he could have the energy to plow his driveway more often..... he figures the more caffeine he feeds Kenny, the more his driveway is done.... hence, next time you may get a $10 Starbucks gift card, etc.

    Neighbor is playing mind games, we'll see if Kenny is smart enough to cut the deeds off now or continue to feed into his demented charade.
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  2. 02-21-14 02:56 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squidder View Post
    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
    Ditto.
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  3. 02-21-14 03:00 PM #73
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    next time it snows just throw a handful od roofing nails in the driveway

    offer to change the flat for a fifty sheet

    walla everybody gets what they deserve
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  4. 02-21-14 03:01 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
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  5. 02-21-14 03:01 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    next time it snows just throw a handful od roofing nails in the driveway

    offer to change the flat for a fifty sheet

    walla everybody gets what they deserve
    what did the neighbor do to deserve that?
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  6. 02-21-14 03:06 PM #76
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    Sweep, I'm not a big Starbucks drinker, but I can tell you one thing...more than likely they bought those 5 dollar cards in bulk and they keep them around specifically for the events like this (someone shows up uninvited with a snow blower, lawn mower....etc)

    If you go online to buy a gift card from that place, you won't be able to find anything for less than $15. Most $5 cards that you can get individually would be e-cards that you have to print out.

    So when the other guy took time to go to the store and get a you a fukking 30 pack...these fukking guys didn't even have to leave their house to get you a present
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  7. 02-21-14 03:14 PM #77
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    Lmfao!

    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Sweep my fukkin driveway and I'll leave you a 30 rack of miller lites. Fukkin all empty.
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  8. 02-22-14 08:46 PM #78
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    I know that you East Coast guys have a ton of sno. Neighbor (Sweep) is geeked out of his mind jammin'
    a sno blowin' machine up and down sidewalks and driveways. The going rate on big sno must be at least $40-$50
    dollars. Sweep seems like a stand up guy but who would blame him if he does neighborly damage with
    a B-L-O-W-T-O-R-C-H.
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  9. 02-22-14 08:55 PM #79
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    What's a snow blower??
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  10. 02-22-14 09:01 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    what did the neighbor do to deserve that?
    Aller unless they are deaf dumb and blind they have had fair warning and plenty of time to move

    not Sweeper's fault he is a savage

    Aller turn down for what?
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  11. 02-22-14 09:03 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Or banging his son?
    American Beauty? you paranoid prick
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  12. 02-22-14 09:08 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

    Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback
    motherfukker you would be living in section 8 apartments if it wasn't for your mothers patience
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  13. 02-22-14 10:22 PM #83
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    SWEEPER....

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  14. 02-22-14 11:17 PM #84
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  15. 02-22-14 11:19 PM #85
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    Its called Karma.... stop being a selfish B*TCH and accept his gift!
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  16. 02-22-14 11:20 PM #86
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    drink the 30 pack, give the wife the $5 card- its not that difficult.

    Would you have rather spend the 20 minutes it took blowing out his driveway with the old lady!

    figure it out
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  17. 02-22-14 11:20 PM #87
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    Sweeeeeeeeper!!!

    How the fuk aren't you passed out yet!!???


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  18. 02-22-14 11:25 PM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Aller unless they are deaf dumb and blind they have had fair warning and plenty of time to move

    not Sweeper's fault he is a savage

    Aller turn down for what?
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  19. 02-22-14 11:39 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
    LOOL thanks for the laugh
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  20. 02-23-14 01:09 AM #90
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    chill the fukk out everyone
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  21. 02-23-14 02:01 AM #91
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    i'm just amazed that apparently where it snows a lot, people can leave a 30 pack of beer on a front porch. i've had a rake stolen off my front porch before. a fukking old ass, shitty rake.
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  22. 02-23-14 09:18 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    chill the fukk out everyone
    Lkidder power posting from 2am to 6am

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  23. 02-23-14 11:33 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
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    just text him, no response...prob in a coma
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  24. 02-23-14 11:36 AM #94
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    Sweeper sent me schedule books last week

    Now he is not talking to me

    I guess he thought I was going to fukkin send he something

    wtf?
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  25. 02-23-14 11:38 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sweeper sent me schedule books last week

    Now he is not talking to me

    I guess he thought I was going to fukkin send he something

    wtf?



    I get books sent to me courtesy of boatboatboat, ill have him put you on the list
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  26. 02-23-14 01:05 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    just text him, no response...prob in a coma
    Saturday night livin right hheyyeuy
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