1. 02-21-14 10:51 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    if you do a good deed just to expect a present in return dont do the good deed
    Did you read the post? I didnt expect shit in return but the fact that the dude left me a $5 gift card amounts to him saying " thanks for the snow removal, SUCKER!"
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  2. 02-21-14 10:52 AM #37
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    $5 gift card now wait till the 4th of july party he will give ya a burger and a beer also
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  3. 02-21-14 10:57 AM #38
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    Fukk the guy wasn't expecting you to do that and he wasn't expecting that he was gonna spend money due to it. Be thankful the guy felt like he had to go do something for you in return (which shows he's a good guy) and not bitch because the gift isn't to your liking.
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  4. 02-21-14 11:01 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
    Unreal. Bad karma. That guy's going to hell.
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  5. 02-21-14 11:03 AM #40
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    Sweeper do the neighbors like you??
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  6. 02-21-14 11:13 AM #41
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    I'd be embarrassed to give a five dollar gift card.....atleast 20 buck gift or nothing at all
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  7. 02-21-14 11:15 AM #42
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    This might be the birth of an Emmy nominated sitcom...

    "The Broke Dikk Fukks"

    Imagine what was going through their minds while Sweeper was snowblowing away...

    Sweep: "He's gotta get me atleast a $50 gift card for this! Won't be long til I'm funded at Bovada! $40 2-Teamer and $1000 Guaranteed here I come!!"

    Neighbor on the Right: "Oh no, the drunk guy next door is snowblowing again! Fukk, I have no money, maybe I can give him the $5 gift card that Aunt Jane sent me for Christmas..."

    Kid across the street: "I wish that guy with the headband had a job... I used to shovel snow for baseball card money..."
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  8. 02-21-14 11:20 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squidder View Post
    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
    Sweeper fukkin crushed here

    Sweeper your a fukkin sweeper

    Sweeper you will do your fukkin job and you will like it
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  9. 02-21-14 11:22 AM #44
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    Sweep my fukkin driveway and I'll leave you a 30 rack of miller lites. Fukkin all empty.
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  10. 02-21-14 11:46 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Sweeper fukkin crushed here

    Sweeper your a fukkin sweeper

    Sweeper you will do your fukkin job and you will like it
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  11. 02-21-14 11:51 AM #46
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    I think scones are $2.25 or $2.50 there so get 2 pumpkin ones, they are the bomb..weak gift in comparison to the other neighbor but at least they showed appreciation somewhat...
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  12. 02-21-14 11:52 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Did you read the post? I didnt expect shit in return but the fact that the dude left me a $5 gift card amounts to him saying " thanks for the snow removal, SUCKER!"
    From the way it was presented it didn't seem sarcastic, that seems to be your own interpretation on the return gesture. Perhaps this episode speaks more about you than it does your neighbor.
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  13. 02-21-14 11:57 AM #48
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    I mowed and edged my neighbors yard several times last year. It was no big deal.

    Came home one day and he was on the 2nd story of my house fixing one of my gutters.
    We did not even have to thank each other or even talk about it.
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  14. 02-21-14 11:58 AM #49
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    sweep how did you get that house? did gramps leave it to you?
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  15. 02-21-14 12:03 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    From the way it was presented it didn't seem sarcastic, that seems to be your own interpretation on the return gesture. Perhaps this episode speaks more about you than it does your neighbor.
    sweeper ending up getting the fuk you of the day here
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  16. 02-21-14 12:13 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    This might be the birth of an Emmy nominated sitcom...

    "The Broke Dikk Fukks"

    Imagine what was going through their minds while Sweeper was snowblowing away...

    Sweep: "He's gotta get me atleast a $50 gift card for this! Won't be long til I'm funded at Bovada! $40 2-Teamer and $1000 Guaranteed here I come!!"

    Neighbor on the Right: "Oh no, the drunk guy next door is snowblowing again! Fukk, I have no money, maybe I can give him the $5 gift card that Aunt Jane sent me for Christmas..."

    Kid across the street: "I wish that guy with the headband had a job... I used to shovel snow for baseball card money..."
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Sweep my fukkin driveway and I'll leave you a 30 rack of miller lites. Fukkin all empty.


    Unreal
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  17. 02-21-14 01:44 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by AchillesTG View Post
    I mowed and edged my neighbors yard several times last year. It was no big deal.

    Came home one day and he was on the 2nd story of my house fixing one of my gutters.
    We did not even have to thank each other or even talk about it.
    You sure that prick wasn't breaking into your house......?
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  18. 02-21-14 01:50 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    You sure that prick wasn't breaking into your house......?
    Or banging his son?
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  19. 02-21-14 02:02 PM #54
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    Maybe their tight on cash..I wouldn't be offended at all. They took the time to give you a $5 giftcard. That's about 1.5 cups of premo coffee. Nice of you tho.
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  20. 02-21-14 02:03 PM #55
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    it think what he meant to say is there was $5 LEFT on the cartd

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  21. 02-21-14 02:05 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

    $5 gift card


    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    $5 is a slap, "thanks, we really aprreciate it" would be just fine with me...


    You got your thank you, what are you bitching about? Guy probably wanted another $5 worth of shitty Bud Light instead of Starbucks
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  22. 02-21-14 02:14 PM #57
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    Sweeper your a lose cannon and your neighbors know this
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  23. 02-21-14 02:17 PM #58
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    Go figure the coke snorting janitor expecting a handout
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  24. 02-21-14 02:28 PM #59
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    Sweep, see if you can barter that Starbucks giftcard on Craigslist for a couple of 40s
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  25. 02-21-14 02:30 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Go figure the coke snorting janitor expecting a handout
    guy who is unemployed taking shots at sweeper
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  26. 02-21-14 02:41 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    guy who is unemployed taking shots at sweeper


    Smoke go grade your basketball plays from two days ago
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  27. 02-21-14 02:41 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Being the nice neighbor that I am

    $5 gift card

    The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


    Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick
    Are you fukkin' kidding me? What a great neighbor you are, running around doing sh*t no one asked you to do and looking to be rewarded on the back end.

    You should walk to the nearest mirror and give yourself the finger, pal.
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  28. 02-21-14 02:42 PM #63
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    Heck maybe I am wrong here, lots of people disagreeing with my position.
    No one answered my question, if the neighbor gave him a 1 dollar gift card would that be a nice gesture?
    Sweep what kind of car does he drive?
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    Sweeper getting slammed here

    Rocket burying all of us now
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  30. 02-21-14 02:44 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    Heck maybe I am wrong here, lots of people disagreeing with my position.
    No one answered my question, if the neighbor gave him a 1 dollar gift card would that be a nice gesture?
    Sweep what kind of car does he drive?

    Anything is a nice gesture period

    Thats just the way the guy is..even a simple thank you is a nice gesture
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  31. 02-21-14 02:48 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    Heck maybe I am wrong here, lots of people disagreeing with my position.
    No one answered my question, if the neighbor gave him a 1 dollar gift card would that be a nice gesture?
    Sweep what kind of car does he drive?
    what does it matter what kind of car he drives???? a lot of people who have money only have it because they dont give it away. 1 dollar gift card is a smack in the face just like the 5 dollar gift card is. but at the end of the day sweep did it because HE chose to not because he had to. so anything that the guy gave him was an added bonus. no one here including sweep doesnt know the guys financial position he could have money problems and all he could afford was the 5 dollar gift card. if thats all he could spare thats his business and he was trying to show his appreciation.
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    just to show you about not knowing a guys financial position i have a guy who is an acquaintance who drives a 90000 audi is a member at a country club lives on the country club grounds he makes 250000 a year take home and the guy still lives check to fukkin check on the outside it looks like he has money but living check to check makes you broke. everything isnt always what it seems
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  33. 02-21-14 02:52 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    guy who is unemployed taking shots at sweeper
    Reemer on a roll here except he forgot the part where this loser is morbidly obese
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  34. 02-21-14 02:52 PM #69
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    men...sweeper is from South Phila

    Do you know what that means???????? he is a fukkin hustler like Louisville Kid

    sweeper did this thinking he was going to clean up $$$$$

    When was doing the work this mother fukker was counting dollar signs and saw nice cars in neighbors driveway and figured this was a score

    Now he is angry because he figured he would get $100 or so
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    men...sweeper is from South Phila

    Do you know what that means???????? he is a fukkin hustler like Louisville Kid

    sweeper did this thinking he was going to clean up $$$$$

    When was doing the work this mother fukker was counting dollar signs and saw nice cars in neighbors driveway and figured this was a score

    Now he is angry because he figured he would get $100 or so
    Apparently his neighbor is a bigger hustler than sweeper
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