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    And the FUKK YOU of the day goes to.....

    Neighbor on the right....

    Here's the back story:

    Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

    The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

    $5 gift card

    The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


    Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick



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    Sweep the neighbor in the right is out of town until next month

    Relax pal

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    happens every time when there has been a lot of snow. I plow beginning of the season all the little extra things that I do get good tips and all the people that are friends that I plow and shovel their walk hook me up. Last storm a couple days ago I did my friends moms drive it is a huge driveway. She usually throws me thirty bucks. This time she called and called me saying she needed to get out(she is not even a real customer) then when I'm done she offers me a cup of coffee??? I say I just got one at Dunks, she says alright say hi to the family closes the door. WTF

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    He would have been better giving nothing at all lmao
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    I blew out my neighbor and a case of brew was on my doorstep.

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    He should hope you don't set fire to his lawn this summer
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    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.

    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Neighbor on the right....

    Here's the back story:

    Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

    The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

    $5 gift card

    The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


    Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    He should hope you don't set fire to his lawn this summer
    LoL

    where's the pic Arch, I know you got it somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I blew out my neighbor and a case of brew was on my doorstep.
    did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squidder View Post
    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
    Oh Fawk!!

    My neighbors a poster here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    He would have been better giving nothing at all lmao
    I agree paper.

    squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.

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    Sweeper never do anything looking for something in return

    Your neighbor might not have much

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    Would have been better if it was a wawa gift card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    I agree paper.

    squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.
    exactly Jimmy, already been over a week and like I said I was just doing a neighborly thing...not looking for anything or Id have walked around the fukkin neighborhood bangin on doors...

    $5 is a slap, "thanks, we really aprreciate it" would be just fine with me...

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    Saying you're a good neighbor and then implying you did the service expecting compensation is contradictory. Thats not to say the $5 gift card is crap (it is) but you sure as fukk aren't cleaning their driveways out of some altruistic feeling.
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    You're contradicting yourself. There was a thank you note with the gift card. Just be honest and say that you wanted more than $5... no need to beat around the bush here

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
    hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squidder View Post
    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
    Exactly. Being a nice neighbor is doing something and not expecting anything in return. Getting something then bitching about it...

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    Sweeper settle down

    Your implying here YOUR A BAD GUY

    I will tell you right now I would not want to be your neighbor

    Why???? Your a loose fukkin cannon

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    Sweep take that image down...I put up the same one after losing a bet and SBR contests gave me an infraction

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    Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

    Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback

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    Sweep fly up to Canada and snowblow my driveway.

    I got this waiting for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Neighbor on the right....

    Here's the back story:

    Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

    The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

    $5 gift card

    The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


    Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick


    I snowblow our neighbors' sidewalks all the time (three houses down on both sides), and no one's ever given me a damn thing. I've never thought about it before. Should I be insulted?

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    Would you rather have them bought you tickets to an SBR bash in Costa Rica?

    No you wouldn't, because you would have to get permission from a government employee before you can leave the country because of some crime you committed.

    You should be happy he gave you anything at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Sweep fly up to Canada and snowblow my driveway.

    I got this waiting for you.

    He can't fly out of the country without permission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    I snowblow our neighbors' sidewalks all the time (three houses down on both sides), and no one's ever given me a damn thing.
    very neighborly thing to do, hopefully the said thank you

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    This would actually be funny if the neighbor on right was an 80 yr old paraplegic woman. It would make me laugh in a morbid way
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    This would actually be funny if the neighbor on right was an 80 yr old paraplegic woman. It would make me laugh in a morbid way
    both neighbors late 30's early 40's....very young town cause of the great school systems but taxes are murder.

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    I still agree with sweep and Paper, I am not saying sweeper did this expecting something in return. I believe a simple "thank you " would have been a better option then a five dollar gift card.

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    Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.

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    Exactly
    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    I agree paper.

    squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.
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    Agree....everyone holds down the hood together....
    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

    Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
    Set myself up perfectly for that one.

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    if you do a good deed just to expect a present in return dont do the good deed

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