DonkLand Road Show Punta Cana.... It's already gettin' off the chain.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

No offense, jj... but no one is THINKING, they already know. Don't be surprised if your elderly granny neighbor yells to you (when you go to grab your mail) to remember to zap your tube sock for 20 seconds in the microwave before you 'celebrate' Valentine's Day later tonight. Even she feels bad for ya and wants to help...

you are just hittin' the tip of the iceberg with this, biter..... there is a budding romance worthy of an Bravo-made for televsion movie going on here....

for as he was walking back up the side walk, the granny whipped her dentures out, started waving them around in one hand while pointing into her mouth with a stroking motion with the other hand.....

two misfits in need find love...... and on Valentine's day, no less!!!!

I say they cast betty white and telly savalas to play the lead roles.....

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-14-17, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by auto donk

you are just hittin' the tip of the iceberg with this, biter..... There is a budding romance worthy of an bravo-made for televsion movie going on here....

For as he was walking back up the side walk, the granny whipped her dentures out, started waving them around in one hand while pointing into her mouth with a stroking motion with the other hand.....

Two misfits in need find love...... And on valentine's day, no less!!!!

I say they cast betty white and telly savalas to play the lead roles.....

^^ sharp post

**jjgold** · 02-14-17, 09:49 AM

Biter you better hope I do not come to Capitol District

Why????????????????????????????????????

Hey Son your name is 1st on my agenda before I even hook up utilities

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 09:51 AM

only question I have for you biter is whether this place is anywhere near you in the Capitol District.....

so long as you stay 100 feet away from it, you should be safe from attack.....

he won't venture more than 50 feet from "his turf"......

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-14-17, 10:00 AM

Oh wait, I just remembered... Telly is 6ft under, so maybe they need to cast Barry Corbin, instead. The bald pricks are no doubt related (even tho Telly's 23-yr-old-rotting-corpsed-up-johnson is probably still bigger and more functional than jj's).

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 10:15 AM

i knew telly was dead.... that's why i chose him.....

he was ok lookin'... much too good-looking to portray the banged up, snaggle toothed, out of shape JJ Gold..... i figured, with some good directional creativity, I'd use the dead telly/telly's "walking dead' zombie to fill the role of JJ.....

the decay has fukked up Telly's grille, making it all crooked and snaggled like JJ's neglected chompers, and the odor of the "zombie JJ" played by Telly will be spot on.....

now I just have to figure out how the granny bettie white can actually set aside JJ's pitiful condition, and actually be attracted to -- even to the extent of moistening up her dusty old vageen -- and fall for the always-disgusting, smelly JJ played by zombie telly.....

guess I'll go "my cousin vinny" and blame it on her inch-thick eyeglasses with scratched up lenses.....

in true cinematic symbolism of the type used by all the great movie makers (speilberg, scorcese come to mind), where everything is symboic, the 1" thickness of her glasses even has meaning, as it correlates with JJ's one-inch in length, and one-inch circumference......

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-14-17, 10:27 AM

jj... like I already mentioned, please PM me when/if you venture my way. I'd like to drill 3 holes in your noggin and bowl a few games @ "Saratoga Strike Zone" before throwing you off the Castleton-on-the-Hudson bridge. And no, donker... no such establishments round here; an Amtrak train outta Rensselaer just ships those types outta here down to the Chelsea section in NYC. It's why we don't mind paying outrageous taxes... some sharp public programs exist.

**jjgold** · 02-14-17, 10:41 AM

Biter any OTB's around there other than Saratoga Harness simulcasting?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-14-17, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Biter any OTB's around there other than Saratoga Harness simulcasting?

Yeah, some still hanging around the area... but many have closed, especially the really nice ones that use to have decent bars and huge TV screens that once-upon-a-time were places to go to watch big sporting events like Super Bowl, etc. -- As I'm sure you know, NYRA long ago fukked things up so the ones still around are barely limping along and offer few options.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-14-17, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Biter any OTB's around there other than Saratoga Harness simulcasting?

Watch and learn, fellas. These are the moves of a black belt in aikido. JJ enters the ring and uses turning movements that redirect the momentum of his opponent's attack. Masterful.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-14-17, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

Watch and learn, fellas. These are the moves of a black belt in aikido. JJ enters the ring and uses turning movements that redirect the momentum of his opponent's attack. Masterful.

Naw... Donker & I always let Corbin off the hook easily cuz we know we're dealing with a mentally unstable guy that has deep seated anger issues @ God and the universe (bald, micro-dikked, etc.). We understand and actually possess a modicum of empathy toward the sad sack; we figure letting him vent nonsense keeps him from one day being on CNN and seeing him atop the Stratosphere with an AK-47. In short, engaging him SAVES LIVES. We know the inevitable redirect is coming and allow it... that's always his shtick, nothing surprising there. But like I recently mentioned in another thread, we allow the redirecting shtick in order to dispense some actual useful information on some things and, again, the last thing I need is a manslaughter charge.

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 09:07 PM

I always go easy on JJ.....

until, that is, i capture him in H-town.....

chinese business men will pay a pretty penny for virgin ass.....

Htown ain't the capitol of human trafficking for nuthin....

for the rest of you, I will agree to split the seven figure sum I'm sure to receive for the virgin sphincter JJ on the grey market.....

did i just mention grey????

we all know who looks great in grey.... and who makes a herd of gay chinamen hard......

without further ado:

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-14-17, 09:46 PM

You long-winded losers are just piling on JJ at this point......and on Valentine's Day.....not cool. Don't kid yourself, fellas. He's got a lot more power around here than either of you two.

**Auto Donk** · 02-14-17, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

You long-winded losers are just piling on JJ at this point......and on Valentine's Day.....not cool. Don't kid yourself, fellas. He's got a lot more power around here than either of you two.

probably right.....

i heard from some SBR Brass at the Bash that JJ rules this place:

..... feel the power.....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-14-17, 10:02 PM

Donk, you've got a lot of time on your hand to be pulling up gay polaroids on Valentine's Day. What up?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

You long-winded losers are just piling on JJ at this point......and on Valentine's Day.....not cool.

Oh lookie here: Harry white knighting for jj.

How cute.

You usually don't see that kind of determined white knighting outside of the lonely guys stalking internet chicks over on reddit or HELLO GIGGLES. Gotta say, Harry... *impressive*.

I'm sure jj appreciates your chub for him on Valentine's Day... seeing he apparently struck out with his 2 'dates'.

Not that we judge your determined white knighting, Har...
...it's 2017
... as Jerry & George taught us years ago: NTTAWWT

Don't kid yourself, fellas. He's got a lot more power around here than either of you two.

Ah, yes... you've cracked our devious motivation.

We're desirous of seizing chitty chat POWER... kudos for solving it.

Nothing more important than POWER on a chitty chat internet forum.

Of course... of the three of us (jj, donker & myself), only 1 has been BANNED for over a year and had to grovel to come back to SBR so he could continue to get his penny a post. Take a wild stab who that was.....

And, oh gee... all the above doesn't even address the actual real dealio that's been going on that has flown right over your pointy lil head: i.e., we're just entertaining one another (and other forum members reading along) back & forth and very little of what's being said is serious. DUH

NOW... hurry up with another determined response to put donk and me in our place. Hell, even Neil Tyson Degrasse can't wait to read your next blistering salvo:

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 10:31 AM

Hairy Lloyd once called me out for posted nothing but hatred.....

After I named Hairy the head of DonkLand Security and then had to immediately ask for his resignation because he'd been contacting The Gays and lying to my pet chimp about it, who then vouched for Hairy at a pool party as being "straight" to a bunch of micro-thong wearing babes, only to see Hairy blowing one of the caterers out back behind my pool house -- thus causing embarrassment to Bongo within the "NO GAY ZONE" that is DonkLand, he's been hatin' ever since....

HAIRY, do like you mommy once sagely told you, "if you can't say something nice, THEN SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!

**jjgold** · 02-15-17, 10:43 AM

Not enough nudity in this thread

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 11:24 AM

Boy, Dork and BiteMe, you guys really put me in my place. I'll be very reluctant to tangle with the likes of you two ever again. Lesson learned......the hard way. Ouchee!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Hairy Lloyd once called me out for posted nothing but hatred.....

... jezzus effin Christ

Amazing how things can fly over the head of the righteously indignant clueless morons

... that have trouble comprehending what should be obvious.

HAIRY, do like you mommy once sagely told you, "if you can't say something nice, THEN SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!

WoRd

Originally posted by jjgold

Not enough nudity in this thread

Fear not, Baldy!

Your White Knight that came along here to defend your honor was giving you not-so-subtle hints in your fantasy date thread... i.e., HE'S AVAILABLE... ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK!

White Knight ready and willing for ya, Baldy! (hint, hint)

So.... here's how ya now should play it: You post something coming at me and donker... donker and I came back @ you rippin you a new one... White Knight becomes aroused & angered and jumps in, yet again, to defend your virtue (he sets aside your year-long BAN as frivolous, as White Knights do)....

...THEN, before long, after a few more heated exchanges between me, you & donker... White Knight can't suppress his ultimate urges toward you any longer and starts posting shit like this (found on Harry's facebook page... thanks Rocketeer for the hack!):

voilà!!!

Before long, Baldy... you'll have more nudity from your White Knight than you can handle.

Don't dawdle, Baldy......GO!!!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 12:31 PM

holy shit?

hairy's A Gay????

now it all makes since......

The Gays hate me, but as Diggity knows, I have a nice ass.....

and that keeps The Gays comin' after me.......

even on SBR....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 12:37 PM

Ouch and double ouch. I can offer no defense against such wit.

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 12:43 PM

and we havent even pulled out the BIG ARTILLERY yet.........

then again, as one who posts gay-ass stuff like that shit biter found on your facebook page, you'll probably beg the two of us to declare an all out war on you with this artillery....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 01:06 PM

You guys are clever. If someone thinks you're a couple of D-bags, just call them gay. It's genius--any 3rd grader will tell you that!

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 01:12 PM

my team of cracker jack SECOND graders found that dildo machine.....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 01:26 PM

Find a good therapist, Donk. Nobody likes that guy who talks about kids and porn.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 01:37 PM

Not sure White Knight is understanding how best to attract his prince back into this thread.

I laid out the blueprint above ^^... but alas, ol Har apparently suffers from the same malady on forums as he does in RL.

Memo to White Knight: Even though jj recently recounted how he lasted all of 11 seconds with that fat chick he got pregnant... your premature ejaculation in this thread is gonna be a turn off for him.

YOU NEED TO WAIT UNTIL DONK, ME & YOUR PRINCE SQUARE OFF... and *then* you come riding in a'blazing in all your White Knight glory. Get it??? That's how it works to capture his heart. Capishe? Rush it, and you end up fukkin things up prematurely just like this lil fellow:

p.s.--- oh, and donker... don't give this guy any more ideas!

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

Find a good therapist, Donk. Nobody likes that guy who talks about kids and porn.

i had one, but she hypnotized me and I woke up to find her hurriedly trying to get dressed, in her garters and bra.....

now she's got the nerve to sue me for child support.....

ps, hairy.... you obviously aren't too familiar with the Penn State University Football Program.....

their stellar defensive cooridnator, and apparently his perverted son, absolutely loved children and porn mixed together.......

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 02:00 PM

^^ Uh oh, donk... Harry's now on a SJW Conference Call soliciting suggestions on how best to deal with your last coupla comments. Shame on you. YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, NOW!

Oh, and jj... seems clear you can tell your White Knight *exactly* what you told Lou that got you banned for ~year. Good news is: HARRY WILL EAGERLY DO IT!

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 02:05 PM

here's what a therapist can do for ya, Hairy......

f'n bitch.....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 02:10 PM

You a diddler too, Biter? Seems to me you're doing a bit of White Knighting of your own with your chickenhawk pal, Dork. He can fight his own battles.....or so he says. According to him he's the toughest guy on the forum, and sexiest, and smartest. And everyone knows that whatever someone claims on the internet must be true.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

here's what a therapist can do for ya, Hairy......

f'n bitch.....

Gawd damm... try to tell me her belly doesn't look *exactly* like Corbin's noggin!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-15-17, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

You a diddler too, Biter?

Of vaginas attached to decent lookin women, sure; have a long posting history that anybody that can read & comprehend correctly can clearly discern that fact.

Just TAKE A POWDER, Har.
Regroup and vow to smooze up to jj via PM's, next time.

GL landing your chrome-domed prey.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-15-17, 02:26 PM

Maybe that's why you're mad at the DOJ. They never go easy on pedophiles.

And what, like your posting history means jackshite?! The only thing it proves to me is that you should get a job. But maybe it's hard to find employment as a registered sex offender.

**Auto Donk** · 02-15-17, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Gawd damm... try to tell me her belly doesn't look *exactly* like Corbin's noggin!

actually, she's only at one month...

that's my boy's junk protruding out, as he's turned on my his mom's rack..... and those panties....

..... like father, like son.....