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Guy owned used car lot. He paid me off with a car one time.

That's classic. Many of these posts had me laughing for a while.....but this one was especially good. Can you imagine someone losing their wheels for a bet?

Degenerate: Um, sorry boss......I can't come into work today I lost my car.
Boss: How did that happen?
Degenerate: It's a long story. Let's just say I bet someone that TeamA would win and they lost.
Boss: Gee Degenerate, if you can't come in I guess you're out of a job.
Degenerate: Give me a week boss, I think I'll win my car back.