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  • Imsmarterthanu
    SBR MVP
    • 05-02-12
    • 1878

    #1961
    Originally posted by Vitooch
    You're a much better troll than smarty
    I'm not a troll bitch

    We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it
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    • DeFactoCrippler
      SBR MVP
      • 03-30-12
      • 2603

      #1962
      Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
      I'm not a troll bitch

      We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it
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      • Vitooch
        SBR MVP
        • 09-26-11
        • 3470

        #1963
        Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
        I'm not a troll bitch

        We'll take turns titty fukn you and i'm sure you'd like it
        Bitch ....you guys are making em self-conscious!
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        • Imsmarterthanu
          SBR MVP
          • 05-02-12
          • 1878

          #1964
          Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
          mighty mouse by decision all day
          haha yep

          another night of laughs at the expense of schmucks and more cash in my pocket
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          • Educ8d Degener8
            SBR MVP
            • 01-12-10
            • 3177

            #1965
            Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
            haha yep

            another night of laughs at the expense of schmucks and more cash in my pocket
            Too bad you didn't win real money... so you could buy new furniture and a gym membership.

            Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
            I've got Jorgenson + Tim Means + Eric Silva

            Then another on Lance Benoist + Neer + Pierce
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            • Imsmarterthanu
              SBR MVP
              • 05-02-12
              • 1878

              #1966
              Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
              Too bad you didn't win real money... so you could buy new furniture and a gym membership.
              You're one sorry ass motherfuker

              sucks to lose doesn't it
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              • gabe
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-12-11
                • 7405

                #1967
                imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

                in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

                i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling
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                • Imsmarterthanu
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-02-12
                  • 1878

                  #1968
                  It takes a big man to know when he's had enough so for that I respect you

                  I actually feel sorry for riding you so hard but in the end I wasn't the one placing your bets for you, it's on you and you know it

                  I'm sure this isn't the last we see of you in the octagon, we hope to see you back in the UFC and we wish you the best of luck

                  Lets give a big hand to Gabe Armozyan ladies and gentlemen !
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                  • Wanna Bet On It?
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-17-11
                    • 1032

                    #1969
                    Originally posted by gabe
                    imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

                    in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

                    i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling
                    I was about to cry reading your post but then I saw that you didn't say you loved me so my range of emotion changed from feeling sad for you to cutting my wrists again.

                    I still feel inclined to help you out though so FYI no one's called dibbs yet on the dumpster behind my condo.
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                    • DirtyX
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 06-05-11
                      • 686

                      #1970
                      Originally posted by gabe
                      imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

                      in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

                      i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling

                      That is honestly the best post I have seen from you. Much respect. I don't think you should quit, you will that back dude. Always better plays in the future. My boys and I all have had three bad weeks in a row, and that has never happened in over two years of betting MMA. And I am a Gabe hater saying this... HAHA.. anyways in all honesty, you do know your MMA, we just don't see eye to eye sometimes, but don't quit man.. You will be back, I know it.
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                      • gabe
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-12-11
                        • 7405

                        #1971
                        Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?
                        I was about to cry reading your post but then I saw that you didn't say you loved me so my range of emotion changed from feeling sad for you to cutting my wrists again.

                        I still feel inclined to help you out though so FYI no one's called dibbs yet on the dumpster behind my condo.
                        fritos jokes alone kept you out of my love zone
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                        • gabe
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-12-11
                          • 7405

                          #1972
                          Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu
                          It takes a big man to know when he's had enough so for that I respect you

                          I actually feel sorry for riding you so hard but in the end I wasn't the one placing your bets for you, it's on you and you know it

                          I'm sure this isn't the last we see of you in the octagon, we hope to see you back in the UFC and we wish you the best of luck

                          Lets give a big hand to Gabe Armozyan ladies and gentlemen !
                          lol
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                          • Wanna Bet On It?
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-17-11
                            • 1032

                            #1973
                            In all seriousness, I hope you stick around & work towards proper bankroll management to tolerate 3 losing events.

                            If this is the last we see of Gabe (at least for now) then we'll miss your MMA insight. You're one of the best MMA analysts on SBR, you just need to polish up on BR management, chasing & remaining unbiased/disciplined with your bets.

                            You seem to hit a high number of plays but get buried by one guy you're overweight on (Rumble (no pun intended), Wonderboy & Papazian come to mind).
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                            • Crassus
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-08-12
                              • 1538

                              #1974
                              Originally posted by gabe
                              imsmarter is right... i do suck... papazian raped me, and i went chasing after every loser. i won on seth b, but lost big on everything else. biggest loss i've ever had, lost way more than i could afford, dunno what i'm gna do. needed a big winning tonight to help keep me alive another couple weeks lol but got nothin to live off or pay up with, i'm screwed. if you stop hearing from me, i'm prolly sleepin with the fishes. lol #seriously

                              in case i don't get another chance, i love you v! love you nunya! love you degen! love you vitooch!! i hope i'm not forgetting anyone! (lol i sound like i'm in a plane that's about to crash)

                              i hope i can manage to find enough to pay this off, but doubtful... either way, i've never had 3 consecutive losing weeks in my life, so i'm calling it quits, re: gambling
                              You bet with money you couldn't afford to lose? Cmon man...you know better than that.

                              Regardless, condolences on the losses man, get through it. When you got the pick right you got em fuckin right!
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                              • gabe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-12-11
                                • 7405

                                #1975
                                Originally posted by Crassus
                                You bet with money you couldn't afford to lose? Cmon man...you know better than that.

                                Regardless, condolences on the losses man, get through it. When you got the pick right you got em fuckin right!
                                I really believed in Martinez and Papazian. Papazian, although didn't call him a lock, is the first ever "lock" I've had lose. I could BS and say he wasn't to keep my record perfect, but he sure was.

                                I thought his ground game was better than that. Now I feel extra silly for saying it was a possibility that he could tap Easton. Dude really choked. Wow, just wow. All his friends and family had flown out to FL to watch him, too. He focused too much on striking. Shame.


                                ...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.
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                                • gabe
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-12-11
                                  • 7405

                                  #1976
                                  Nunya, I'm in desperate need of some money, bro. Fly me out to mow your lawn.

                                  Or lawns. Or acres.
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                                  • MMAbetMASTA
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-24-11
                                    • 1931

                                    #1977
                                    Originally posted by DirtyX
                                    That is honestly the best post I have seen from you. Much respect. I don't think you should quit, you will that back dude. Always better plays in the future. My boys and I all have had three bad weeks in a row, and that has never happened in over two years of betting MMA. And I am a Gabe hater saying this... HAHA.. anyways in all honesty, you do know your MMA, we just don't see eye to eye sometimes, but don't quit man.. You will be back, I know it.
                                    I was honestly gonna come in here and give you props if you won Gabe... It happens man, I was near disaster as well tonight but pyle came though luckily.. many on here, including myself, ride you but I do feel bad and I think you're solid with mmma contributions and you make thinks interesting here so hope to see you around. You'll bounce back, all the people who post here a lot seem to do well in the end, so take it, re-evaluate and come back stronger...
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                                    • NunyaBidness
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 07-26-09
                                      • 9345

                                      #1978
                                      Originally posted by gabe
                                      Nunya, I'm in desperate need of some money, bro. Fly me out to mow your lawn.

                                      Or lawns. Or acres.
                                      If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.
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                                      • gabe
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-12-11
                                        • 7405

                                        #1979
                                        Originally posted by MMAbetMASTA
                                        I was honestly gonna come in here and give you props if you won Gabe... It happens man, I was near disaster as well tonight but pyle came though luckily.. many on here, including myself, ride you but I do feel bad and I think you're solid with mmma contributions and you make thinks interesting here so hope to see you around. You'll bounce back, all the people who post here a lot seem to do well in the end, so take it, re-evaluate and come back stronger...
                                        lol i've got to find a way to come out of this giant hole first. i deal with some pretty serious people. gotta pay up before i can even think about anything else. but if i do continue to bet, i'm only gonna be betting small. first things first, though. i gotta think of a way to come up with that scratch. otherwise i'm really fkd.
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                                        • NunyaBidness
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-26-09
                                          • 9345

                                          #1980
                                          Originally posted by gabe
                                          ...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.
                                          Problem is bud, and not to kick you when you're down, but you can't do this for a living without having a bankroll. Bad swings happen. Chasing losses with martingale type strategies makes you have less frequent losing sessions, but when you finally do have one you lose A LOT.

                                          If all else fails, turn your bookie into the cops. That should buy you time to leave the state.
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                                          • gabe
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-12-11
                                            • 7405

                                            #1981
                                            Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                            If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.
                                            lol if i could borrow money, i wouldn't have to worry about paying my debt. no one to borrow from. my back is against the wall. i shouldn't be on the internet. i should be on a bridge. lol

                                            i think i need to go for a stroll and a joint... and a beer
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                                            • Crassus
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-08-12
                                              • 1538

                                              #1982
                                              Originally posted by gabe
                                              I really believed in Martinez and Papazian. Papazian, although didn't call him a lock, is the first ever "lock" I've had lose. I could BS and say he wasn't to keep my record perfect, but he sure was.

                                              I thought his ground game was better than that. Now I feel extra silly for saying it was a possibility that he could tap Easton. Dude really choked. Wow, just wow. All his friends and family had flown out to FL to watch him, too. He focused too much on striking. Shame.


                                              ...and yeah, I had to bet w/ money I don't have... I know it's a real degenerate move, but this is how I make my living, and coming off 2 bad weeks, I've been low on cash and needed a really big night tonight so I could stay afloat for another couple weeks... Combination of me having had my eye on this card for a long time + never having 3 consecutive losing weeks before just made me feel like this was my night.
                                              Well I sincerely hope you learn from this experience man while also coming through it without much more extra loss. You always gotta be impartial with a lean towards that you'll lose every bet you make. That's at least how I was taught.

                                              Whatever my issues were with you, overall you were a solid poster, I wish you the best of luck dude.
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                                              • gabe
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-12-11
                                                • 7405

                                                #1983
                                                Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                Problem is bud, and not to kick you when you're down, but you can't do this for a living without having a bankroll. Bad swings happen. Chasing losses with martingale type strategies makes you have less frequent losing sessions, but when you finally do have one you lose A LOT.

                                                If all else fails, turn your bookie into the cops. That should buy you time to leave the state.
                                                I know I can't, and was afraid it would catch up to me eventually... there have been times where I've lost big and have paid it off but had to starve a bit 'cos of it... but this is the first time i've been in a position where i can't afford to pay what i owe.
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                                                • Educ8d Degener8
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-12-10
                                                  • 3177

                                                  #1984
                                                  Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                  If you can borrow 2500, and get to vegas for a few days I can show you how to make approximately 1500 risk free. But you can't do it without cash on hand.
                                                  Are we cap'd at 25 hundo? 60% risk free... sounds fun, I've never hustled coke ;p
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                                                  • gabe
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-12-11
                                                    • 7405

                                                    #1985
                                                    Originally posted by Crassus
                                                    Well I sincerely hope you learn from this experience man while also coming through it without much more extra loss. You always gotta be impartial with a lean towards that you'll lose every bet you make. That's at least how I was taught.

                                                    Whatever my issues were with you, overall you were a solid poster, I wish you the best of luck dude.
                                                    Hey! I'm still alive!

                                                    lol but thanks
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                                                    • NunyaBidness
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 07-26-09
                                                      • 9345

                                                      #1986
                                                      Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                                      Are we cap'd at 25 hundo? 60% risk free... sounds fun, I've never hustled coke ;p
                                                      2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .
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                                                      • gabe
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-12-11
                                                        • 7405

                                                        #1987
                                                        Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                        2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .
                                                        you can't let me borrow that 2500?

                                                        we can share your suite. two rooms!
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                                                        • NunyaBidness
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 07-26-09
                                                          • 9345

                                                          #1988
                                                          Originally posted by gabe
                                                          you can't let me borrow that 2500?

                                                          we can share your suite. two rooms!
                                                          Only a mini-suite. Don't think my wife would like that.
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                                                          • Crassus
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-08-12
                                                            • 1538

                                                            #1989
                                                            Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                            2500 per person will get you 1500 in EV each, actual results may vary. Only works once though. . .
                                                            Do you need any sort of special skills?
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                                                            • DeFactoCrippler
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 03-30-12
                                                              • 2603

                                                              #1990
                                                              Originally posted by Crassus
                                                              Do you need any sort of special skills?
                                                              It's kinda like fighting, it involves a lot of 'bobbing".
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                                                              • helpplease
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 03-03-12
                                                                • 129

                                                                #1991
                                                                Gabe really tried to warn u m8 .. HATE seeing people lose money .. hope u learn something from this lol that's the most important thing and bounce back strong .

                                                                it disturbed me how you and so many other ppl were so sure about papazian .. I had Dustin Pague winning that fight via decision but he got the submission in the 1st round
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                                                                • MMAbetMASTA
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-24-11
                                                                  • 1931

                                                                  #1992
                                                                  Originally posted by gabe
                                                                  lol i've got to find a way to come out of this giant hole first. i deal with some pretty serious people. gotta pay up before i can even think about anything else. but if i do continue to bet, i'm only gonna be betting small. first things first, though. i gotta think of a way to come up with that scratch. otherwise i'm really fkd.
                                                                  feel for you bro, that's what happens when you play with small books / personal bookies... I'm in the same boat although my bookie is a pretty good freind so he'd give me some leeway if I couldn't pay up asap... Hustle hustle baby...!
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                                                                  • MMAbetMASTA
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 05-24-11
                                                                    • 1931

                                                                    #1993
                                                                    Originally posted by helpplease
                                                                    Gabe really tried to warn u m8 .. HATE seeing people lose money .. hope u learn something from this lol that's the most important thing and bounce back strong .

                                                                    it disturbed me how you and so many other ppl were so sure about papazian .. I had Dustin Pague winning that fight via decision but he got the submission in the 1st round
                                                                    I remember, you were really the only one I saw backing pague, but I never really see you here so I didn't pursue asking you why / what the breakdown was, I thought you were joking, unfortunately for me... I'll take your opinions more seriously next time, good call... but yea still **** YOUUUUUU AND FUCKKK PAGUE!!!! Ruined what would have been a very lucrative night...
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                                                                    • illmatick
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 01-05-09
                                                                      • 5456

                                                                      #1994
                                                                      Just gotta manage the swings better, gabe.

                                                                      I went 6-0 today but I'm still in the red thanks to Quinta last week. 9-1 on my last 10 documented bets and I'm still down money.
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                                                                      • NunyaBidness
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 07-26-09
                                                                        • 9345

                                                                        #1995
                                                                        Originally posted by Crassus
                                                                        Do you need any sort of special skills?
                                                                        No, just cash, patience and the ability to follow rules. PM me if you're serious, I don't want to post it publicly.
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