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    Jayvegas420
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    Serious Religious Question

    I know that this has been brought up in the forms before but I need to ask again. In the previous threads the subject was not handled quite as sensitively as religious subjects need to be handled. So I'm going to broach this subject with the type of sensitivity and decorum it deserves.
    I guess this is technically a two part question, firstly does Jesus really cheer for teams like the Angels or for any team that has Catholic in its name like st. Mary's or st. Joseph's or st. Louis?
    Or is the lord fading these teams?
    I have known for a long time now that Jesus has always faded Brock Landers but, what I'm trying to figure out now is will he fade religious teams like St.Peters or the New Orleans Saints.
    Its hard to figure out because I've watched games where I thought myself, "It would take an absolute miracle for the gators to blow this one!"
    And wouldn't you know it, Holy Cross goes on 17-2 to win the game & cover.

    Also does it work the same for Indian & Chinese Gods?
    Do Buddha & Ali play favorites?

    Does Ali reward bettors who back the Indians & punish those who lay the points on American League teams because of, death to America?

    All different creeds and sects are welcome to respond in this thread. Any theological experts are welcomed as well. To be honest, any information you can give me on this topic would be greatly appreciated, thank you in advance.
    JayVegas

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    this provide a fairly good summary:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I know that this has been brought up in the forms before but I need to ask again. In the previous threads the subject was not handled quite as sensitively as religious subjects need to be handled. So I'm going to broach this subject with the type of sensitivity and decorum it deserves.
    I guess this is technically a two part question, firstly does Jesus really cheer for teams like the Angels or for any team that has Catholic in its name like st. Mary's or st. Joseph's or st. Louis?
    Or is the lord fading these teams?
    I have known for a long time now that Jesus has always faded Brock Landers but, what I'm trying to figure out now is will he fade religious teams like St.Peters or the New Orleans Saints.
    Its hard to figure out because I've watched games where I thought myself, "It would take an absolute miracle for the gators to blow this one!"
    And wouldn't you know it, Holy Cross goes on 17-2 to win the game & cover.

    Also does it work the same for Indian & Chinese Gods?
    Do Buddha & Ali play favorites?

    Does Ali reward bettors who back the Indians & punish those who lay the points on American League teams because of, death to America?

    All different creeds and sects are welcome to respond in this thread. Any theological experts are welcomed as well. To be honest, any information you can give me on this topic would be greatly appreciated, thank you in advance.
    JayVegas
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    Jesus roots for the Padres obviously, but just as obviously he doesn't doesn't intervene on their behalf.

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    I wish I had answers for you but I don't. The only thing I know for sure is that god definitely loves football. The only thing god cares more about than football is the grammys. It's a shame too... because it seems like the crappier music gets the more god cares about it. 20 to 30 years ago god didn't care nearly as much about the grammys as he does now. My personal opinion is... god has shitty taste in music(sorry god). Ignore the bottom part of this picture... that's not supposed to be there.

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