1. 05-15-13 09:22 PM #1
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    Police: Woman stabbed boyfriend after he ‘farted in her face’





    IMMOKALEE, Fla. — A Florida woman told police she stabbed her boyfriend late last week because he “farted in her face.”
    Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said she was watching television in her Florida home when her boyfriend, Willie Butler, walked by her and passed gas.
    She then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shutup,” the police report said.
    It was then that Burns reportedly grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at Butler, hitting the 53-year-old in the stomach, according to the police report.
    Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is currently being held in jail on a $50,000 bond.
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  2. 05-15-13 09:25 PM #2
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    prob smelled better than any cologne he was wearing
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  3. 05-15-13 09:25 PM #3
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    Gotta love those feel good stories from Florida. LOL.... Willie...

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  4. 05-15-13 11:53 PM #4
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    Florida gonna Florida
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  5. 05-16-13 12:01 AM #5
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    The picture of the woman is priceless.
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  6. 05-16-13 12:19 AM #6
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    WILLIE
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  7. 05-16-13 12:22 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv001 View Post
    The picture of the woman is priceless.


    She does have the whole "fart in my face and pay the price" swag to her dont she


    Last edited by Fidel_CashFlow; 05-16-13 at 12:33 AM.
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  8. 05-16-13 12:53 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    She does have the whole "fart in my face and pay the price" swag to her dont she



    High praise indeed for a professional fart sniffer



















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  9. 05-16-13 12:55 AM #9
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  10. 05-16-13 02:08 AM #10
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    Kermit taking over SBR with the gifs. Almost worth me talking to my lawyer, see what I can do about forming a Green Nation here and having Kermit be the figurehead as well as sitting president.
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  11. 05-16-13 05:29 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Oh man
    I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!
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  12. 05-16-13 11:12 AM #12
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    Great story..

    Stabbed over a crop dusting
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  13. 05-16-13 01:18 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Great story..

    Stabbed over a crop dusting
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  14. 05-16-13 01:27 PM #14
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    good thing he didn't give her a dutch oven
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  15. 05-16-13 03:53 PM #15
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    Dios mío! Unbelievable.
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  16. 05-16-13 03:58 PM #16
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  17. 05-17-13 11:32 PM #17
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    Stabbed? thats all ...?
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  18. 07-17-13 04:13 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    High praise indeed for a professional fart sniffer



















    nasty hoes
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  19. 07-17-13 07:49 PM #19
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    She's sexy
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