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    RyanLeafOfBets
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    Plenty Of Fish - Toim Brady

    Sports talk. No Saloon. Still drunk from last night. I don't actually mind the Patriots, but this girl broke my heart.

    Plenty Of Fish is legalized prostitution, but this girl didn't bite!


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    Saloon this shit. Who is this tool?

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    This is bad real bad...

    Michael Jackson.
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    I don't get it.

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    RyanLeafOfBets if it's your voice, you sound like a drunk douche bag who hasn't got laid in quiet a while

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    POF is the most obnoxious site. was on for 2 days before i had to delete my account.

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    ..

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    Sounds like you really liked this girl

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    I was in love. She broke my heart.

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    she deleted me too she only likes guys with combovers

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    Saloon

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    Guy types like he has asbergers. Damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    I was in love. She broke my heart.
    no man is really in love

    we get tricked into relationships, you're better off alone with nobody nagging you

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    I was probably still drunk this morning when I made that video.
    For those of you who have never seen me, I weigh about 350lbs and struggle with confidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    no man is really in love

    we get tricked into relationships, you're better off alone with nobody nagging you
    When you're in a relationship you want to be alone... when you're alone you want some company. There's no solution except a temporary one
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    I was probably still drunk this morning when I made that video.
    For those of you who have never seen me, I weigh about 350lbs and struggle with confidence.
    You don't weigh 350 lbs. Hands are too skinny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frisco View Post
    When you're in a relationship you want to be alone... when you're alone you want some company. There's no solution except a temporary one
    that's some truth right there

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    Mike just because you fukked up and got married doesn't mean the rest of us can't have +ev relationships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Mike just because you fukked up and got married doesn't mean the rest of us can't have +ev relationships.


    all relationships are +ev right until they aren't

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post


    all relationships are +ev right until they aren't
    That's why you don't get married.

    Fundamentally flawed concept. If life is about shedding skins who is to say that, as you each shed your skins and view the world differently, that you will still be congruent. Promising your life to someone? Cmon pal...

    I'm gonna date the hell out of my baseball loving girlfriend until I wake up and decide that it doesn't improve my life.

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    ^^tatddy if i had realized that stuff 15 years ago i would probably still be single

    but then again, i wouldn't have 2 wonderful children, my daughter is the most genuinely kind person i have ever met - she makes me smile on a daily basis
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    ^^tatddy if i had realized that stuff 15 years ago i would probably still be single

    but then again, i wouldn't have 2 wonderful children, my daughter is the most genuinely kind person i have ever met - she makes me smile on a daily basis
    You got me there....priceless pal and the best thing you'll ever have done in life regardless of what else you do. Too bad we're too "human" and not enough "animal". Should just mate and move on.

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    I love your intro. Are the patriots a basketball team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    You don't weigh 350 lbs. Hands are too skinny.
    fukking light bulb
    but unfortunately he's still lacking confidence

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    POF is the most obnoxious site. was on for 2 days before i had to delete my account.
    Obnoxious? If by obnoxious you mean a great website to get tons of a** then I agree.

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    Ryan, you can cry on my shoulder anytime!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanLeafOfBets View Post
    I was in love. She broke my heart.


    Ryan, I'll take you out (no homo)

    I've had bad luck on that site too. Don't feel bad.

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