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    ouman101
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    Best Rap Song One Liners

    Let's hear the best one liners that you guys have heard in rap songs. Some of them crack me up.

    Here's a few to start:

    "I hate my women single...I like my chicks in twos"

    "Cooler than a polar bears toe nail"

    "This girl loves my penis, she wants to trampoline on it"

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    saints7011
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    nibble on my d*ck like a rat does cheese...

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    Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I gotta say it was a good day

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    DreJay25
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    "Why would I but you a Teddy Bear, Bitch you're already Bi-Polar"

    "No fritos bitch, you can't even have the fuckin chip off my shoulder"

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    Forward Progress
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    ask beavis i get nuthin butt head

    i **** bitches on da roof wen i aint got no hotel doe

    ay yo u betta flee hops or get ur head flown three blocks L keep rappers pumpin like rebooks

    we could never be a couple hun,
    **** love all i got for ho's is hard dick and bubble gum

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    "only fukk a bitch twice if she gets on her knees"

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    MMAdisciple
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    "Run up on me, I'll shoot your shoes off."

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    "Six million ways to murder, choose one." - Natural Born Killaz

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    MMAdisciple
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    "I don't walk, I get carried."

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    Junkyard Dog
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    you aint a leader nobody followed you, you was never shit your mother should of swallowed you

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    " I fuk non stop lick my lips a lot, used to lick the clits a lot, but licking clits had to stop." .............

    "I got the cleanest, meanest penis. You never seen this stroke of genious."

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    "Girls pee pee when they see me"

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    " Fuk all the glamours and glitz
    I planned to get rich.
    I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks."


    ^This one is sooo true for me

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    I'm not wearin' a wig but I'm too paid

    I'm not talking about people's throats when I say I'm next (necks)


    Some good two-liners as well

    You get as much head as sneakers, yes that means you get none
    unless it's from someone who doesn't understand the concept of sneakers which is someone you don't want head from

    I'm not T.I., but I've got an unnecessarily large collection of guns
    I'm not the department of treasury but I've got an unnecessarily large collection of funds

    All T-Crack right there...

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    Gettin' my green up like Rexy Ryan."

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    BIG L

    I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't even met yet.

    I got nuff bread ask Beavis I get nothin but head

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    Smoke
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    Check it, I grew up a fukkin screw up, got introduced to the game, bought a ounce and fukkin blew up"

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    whatsgood5
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    Get it in on the Boulevard, get it in on the Ave
    Move weight in Cleveland, like a weightliftin' Cav

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    We walk the same path, but got on different shoes

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