[ouman101]

Let's hear the best one liners that you guys have heard in rap songs. Some of them crack me up.

Here's a few to start:

"I hate my women single...I like my chicks in twos"

"Cooler than a polar bears toe nail"

"This girl loves my penis, she wants to trampoline on it"

[saints7011]

nibble on my d*ck like a rat does cheese...

[blackbeSSt]

Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I gotta say it was a good day

[DreJay25]

"Why would I but you a Teddy Bear, Bitch you're already Bi-Polar"

"No fritos bitch, you can't even have the fuckin chip off my shoulder"

[Forward Progress]

ask beavis i get nuthin butt head

i **** bitches on da roof wen i aint got no hotel doe

ay yo u betta flee hops or get ur head flown three blocks L keep rappers pumpin like rebooks

we could never be a couple hun,
**** love all i got for ho's is hard dick and bubble gum

[ProfaneReality]

"only fukk a bitch twice if she gets on her knees"

[MMAdisciple]

"Run up on me, I'll shoot your shoes off."

[Hotdiggity11]

"Six million ways to murder, choose one." - Natural Born Killaz

[MMAdisciple]

"I don't walk, I get carried."

[Junkyard Dog]

you aint a leader nobody followed you, you was never shit your mother should of swallowed you

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I like where this is going...I could keep this going all day

" I got dumb dough, I hold weight like Dumbo. Standing on my money I'm looking down on Mutombo"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"I'm on top of my game but niggaz won't acknowledge it, so I stay hungry like a plastic hippopotumus"

[Smoke]

"Shut up slut your causing too much chaos just bend over and take it like a slut ok mom"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"Modify your posture hoe, motha fuckin' Casa Nove. You can't see mi casa we gon' rock at this econo lodge"

[kmarinouofm]

"I fuk around and get hardcore... c4 to your door... NO BEEF NO MORE""


"plead the fifth when it comes to the fam I’m like a dog I never speak but I understand"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"whose feelin' froggy? Hop Kiddo! I'll see to it miss piggy is a chopped widow. Before I saw gwop from Joelle's features, I had the corner on lock, Darelle Revis."

[Smoke]

"You claim to be player but I fukked your wife, who bust on bad boy, niggas fukked for life"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

" I fuk non stop lick my lips a lot, used to lick the clits a lot, but licking clits had to stop." .............

"I got the cleanest, meanest penis. You never seen this stroke of genious."

[HotStreak]

"So called credit, bet it.........You think a crack heads payin you back... forget it"

"Never sell no crack where you rest at"

"Girls pee pee when they see me"

[homerbush]

"But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke"

[Smoke]

"Police on my draws I have to pause 40 ounce on my lap and its freezin my balls"

[brooks85]

"Take the zucchini, take the zucchini..... dont make me bite yo face, it aint like I like the taste, its more of psychological thing"


"When I roll up in Kashyyyk, I roll three Jedi's deep, The fleet of peeps that I creep, All got vest's underneath"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"I get pussyy with my father's features. Puff heavily. See me at six one, weight a buck seventy"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"I make moves and boss all across the world,
So don't be upset if I toss your girl.
I got cheddar to blow, pockets never get low
Bitches sweat me wherever I go."

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

" Jewels with baguettes, swingin' like the Mets.
Throwin' the dice and takin' all size bets.
Never bummy, sip rummy, get money
When I hit honies you felt the dick in her tummy. "

[Smoke]

"All of a sudden dr dre is a g-thing, but on his old album covers he was a she-thang"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

" Fuk all the glamours and glitz
I planned to get rich.
I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks."


^This one is sooo true for me

[whatsgood5]

I'm not wearin' a wig but I'm too paid

I'm not talking about people's throats when I say I'm next (necks)


Some good two-liners as well

You get as much head as sneakers, yes that means you get none
unless it's from someone who doesn't understand the concept of sneakers which is someone you don't want head from

I'm not T.I., but I've got an unnecessarily large collection of guns
I'm not the department of treasury but I've got an unnecessarily large collection of funds

All T-Crack right there...

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"Im in the Nike stockroom, my checks are piling.
Gettin' my green up like Rexy Ryan."

[BurtRapp]

BIG L

I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't even met yet.

I got nuff bread ask Beavis I get nothin but head

[Smoke]

Check it, I grew up a fukkin screw up, got introduced to the game, bought a ounce and fukkin blew up"

[whatsgood5]

Get it in on the Boulevard, get it in on the Ave
Move weight in Cleveland, like a weightliftin' Cav

[Smoke]

"Running from the police, picture that, niggga I'm too fat, fukk around and catch an asthma attack"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

" I go hard like I just saw some nipples on Beyonce.
No disrespect to Hov, but if I didn't i'd be beyond gay."

[jagaf22]

We walk the same path, but got on different shoes

I been fly so long I fell asleep on the fuckin’ plane