Yep, it's time......
time to give SBR and its fukkin' poker room another great big helpin' heepin' of "FUK YOU AND YOUR FUKKIN' DOOM SWITCH!!!!!!!!!"
after putting up with bad fukkin' beat after bad fukkin' beat for the month leading up to the world cup, and then getting hit with every conceivable combination of runner-runner- f u-sbr-type bullshit bad beats during the world cup, and now a week of this latest fukkin' promo doling out even worse bad beats, it's time to tell sbr to fuk off and fuk you one more time..........
the latest little treasure, after shoving 3k all in after floppin top two in hopes of averting the dumbass call for an inevitable suckout, the dumb fuk makes the call only having a five to six percent chance of winning the hand......
F U S B R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HAND:
Hero SUPERDONK: AQ off
Stupid Call Anything Fukhead Programmed to Win by Shithole Be Rigged, with big stack: A9 suited, h's
flop: A Q 10
SUPERDONK, knowing the stupid fuk will be likely to call any bet less than all in, shoves.....
at this point the six percent chance holding dumbass calls the 3000 or so bet (im like 5th in chips, he's first), and the dumbass programmed-to-win fukhead needs to hit runner runner h's.........
5-6 percent chance of doing so..................
turn: H
riv: H
result: Stick your fukkin' rigged poker room up your sorry fukkin asses, SBR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S B R: Shithole Be Rigged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
SUPERDONK
PS. let me take a wild flying-ass guess as to how many units of your piece of shit poker software you've sold..... hmmm.... okay, i'm ready: "Zero?"
we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!
take any unsold units there on the shelves (all of them), and take turns shoving them up your co-workers' asses, sbr!!!!!!!!!!!