So Bobbypussywaves has denied pussying out and refusing to play me heads up in either omaha or holdem, as I knew he would. Figuring that would be the case, I was smart enough to have saved the conversation...... Enjoy:
Dealer: Auto Donk has joined the table.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
Auto Donk: Let's play for real, heads up, no flipping.
Or come play me heads up in 5-10 nl. You sure talk
a big game, come back it up!
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I just want 2 flip 20/hand, I'm not worth
a shit heads up. Plus you own me, AD!
Auto Donk: Quit being such a pussy and play!
bobbywaves: No, I refuse to play you because
you will crush my ass.
Auto Donk: That's beside the point, I know I will.
You talk a bunch of shit but can't back it up.....
Now get your ass in the game, you cnt!
bobbywaves: I have rollover
Auto Donk: Whoopity fck..... so do I..... you're
such a fckin' pussy..... only rollover you'll be doing is over
on to your stomach so your fahgity man can pump your
azz
bobbywaves: don't call my man "fahgity." He's a good
provider for me and I love him
Auto Donk: Look, Horatio Hornblower, either put some chips
on the table or I'm outta here....
bobbywaves: no, I'm scared to play you. Since you won't
flip with me, I'm going to go suck somebody's dick.
Auto Donk: Ok, you go suck that dick, I'm gonna grab a beer....
bobbywaves: Dealer, what do you recommend I do, AD won't
leave me alone
Dealer: I recommend you quit being such a pussy!