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02-29-16 10:03 PM #36
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02-29-16 10:06 PM #37
I could see the benefit of Mayan.
Originally Posted by The Kraken
He'd be like that annoying-as-fukk chihuahua, nipping at guys heels with that high pitched squeal of his just pissing everyone off.
This could serve as a distraction while the grown men took care of business.SBR
Poster of
Year 2011
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02-29-16 10:06 PM #38
Jake, exactly
All I've thought about since she was born is "what is life" and my answers always cross paths with war!
War is cruel, war is evel, war is necessary
If you can't avoid conflict, you may as well throw the first punch, and use a brick if one is near
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02-29-16 10:08 PM #39
When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.
My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.
He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.
Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.
Good luck guys.
Points Awarded:
Seaweed gave The Giant 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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02-29-16 10:12 PM #40
Giant fired up that he wasnt picked
Unreal
Fond memories of Tommy
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02-29-16 10:13 PM #41
Sounds like someone's a little butthurt they haven't been picked yet Originally Posted by The Giant
When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.
My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.
He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.
Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.
Good luck guys.
This thread is giving Giant flashbacks to p.e. dodge ball teams in grade school.SBR
Poster of
Year 2011
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02-29-16 10:13 PM #42
Franklee
Leafer(You need the party guy that can keep things from being to tense)
Auto Donk
Da Manster
Paco
Would have had Dig,but I think hes to nice of a guy to go to War with,maybe im wrong.Last edited by packerd_00; 02-29-16 at 10:20 PM.
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02-29-16 10:13 PM #43
Tommy would always beat me.
I could be having a PTSD moment.Points Awarded:
The Kraken gave The Giant 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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02-29-16 10:27 PM #44
So many nerds in here
Anyways this is my team
1. The Giant: The greatest diplomat in SBR history and the greatest at diffusing any tense situation with laughter. If that doesn't work, he is ready to bust out Lenny and Bruce and show people who the real mcCoy is.
2. BlackHippy: This African American is 23 years old but looks 45. He has been through a lot in the street without doubt and has a lot of connections and expierience with dirty gang warfare.
3. MoMoneyMoVaughn: This Torontonian is prepared to fight in any conditions. What he lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. A very passionate man that would take a bullet for his comrades.
4. MoneyShot: A brilliant mind and an Olympia like body. This man's sexual activity with women speaks volumes about his stamina. Anyone who can do 20 pull ups in nothing but shorts and sandals beside their bed has proven themself to me.
5. Smoke: The rudy of the team and sacrificial body. This is the guy that takes it for the team if needed. The bargaining chip. The one used to advance us to victory.Points Awarded:
MoMoneyMoVaughn gave Seaweed 10 Betpoint(s) for this post.
The Kraken gave Seaweed 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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02-29-16 10:34 PM #45
Good team right there.
If you're going to kill anyone on that team, make sure it's Smokey first.
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02-29-16 10:42 PM #46Points Awarded:
Russian Rocket gave pilebuck13 5 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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02-29-16 10:53 PM #47
Exactly Originally Posted by The Giant
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02-29-16 10:59 PM #48
No worries Originally Posted by The Giant
When the time comes, I'll personally take Tommy out
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02-29-16 11:01 PM #49
What an intriguing team Originally Posted by Seaweed
A couple all stars and a bunch of sacrifical lambs
You worry me Seaweed
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02-29-16 11:04 PM #50
Seaweed, I think we should consider putting this guy on our team, and removing Moneyshot. Originally Posted by pilebuck13
Money would be worried about us plotting against him anyway.
There would be gunfire and huge explosions and he would be accusing us of trying to kill our own.
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02-29-16 11:08 PM #51
Is that really Pilebuck?? Originally Posted by The Giant
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02-29-16 11:11 PM #52
What the camera didn't show was that he shot out "www.sbrodds.com" in that tree stump.
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02-29-16 11:11 PM #53
"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"
"Yeah that sounds great"
Bunch of -- around hereLast edited by shari91; 03-01-16 at 04:37 AM.
Nomination(s):This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Itsamazing777
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02-29-16 11:13 PM #54
greaser you're off my team pal
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02-29-16 11:16 PM #55
Originally Posted by gauchojake
Easy for a guy WHO HASN'T POSTED A TEAM to say
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02-29-16 11:19 PM #56
Originally Posted by grease lightnin
"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"
"Yeah that sounds great"
Bunch of -- around here
Greaser I think you're missing the serious nature of this thread
Do NOT attempt to derail again Grease or you will be taken off my fourth team reserve listLast edited by shari91; 03-01-16 at 04:37 AM.
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02-29-16 11:22 PM #57
and like Paul Harvey, "now, the rest of the story....." Originally Posted by The Giant
When I was a young boy I had this collection of G.I. Joe action figures.
My friend, Tommy, down the street had a similar collection.
He used to come over and my mom would make us milk and cookies. We would go into my room, and we'd each choose five of our action figures and go to war against each other.
Later that summer I turned eight and realized how ridiculous the whole thing was.
Good luck guys.
the following year, after realizing GI Joes are for little babies, around the 4th of July, said GI Joes found themselves attached to several large bottle rockets, suddenly being launched into the air and exploded....
it was hard to get that nappy ass GI Joe hair to burn..... but we eventually exceeded with half a can of gasoline
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02-29-16 11:22 PM #58
Good post. Originally Posted by grease lightnin
"Hey guys, let's make a thread where we suck each other's dikks"
"Yeah that sounds great"
Bunch of -- around here
These guys are embarrassing themselves.
Kraken has Opie on his team. Opie has an ankle tattoo.
Have you ever met a tough guy with an ankle tattoo, Greaser???Last edited by shari91; 03-01-16 at 04:38 AM.
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02-29-16 11:23 PM #59
Originally Posted by grease lightnin
Here's what I got so far
greaser
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02-29-16 11:25 PM #60
Who wouldn't want me on their team???
I am smart.... I am aggressive... and I am all about strategy and technique.
Real world scenario and not a gay man's popularity contest... I am everyone's first pick. For sure.
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02-29-16 11:27 PM #61
Originally Posted by Auto Donk
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02-29-16 11:27 PM #62
Team Seeweed preparing for battle (better get your black hoods ready, weeder):
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02-29-16 11:29 PM #63
Russian Rocket
Big Day
Seahawk Harry
Paco
Auto Donk
Pretty easy. I've got all the sharp shooters on my team.
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02-29-16 11:31 PM #64
good point by The Giant here..... Originally Posted by The Giant
there's a very accurate saying about guys with ankle tats: "I'm not saying ___________ [name of gay guy with ankle tat] sucks dick, but he will certainly hold one in his mouth until it goes limp."
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02-29-16 11:31 PM #65
You have a Russian....never trust a Russian at war. Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
You have Paco...have you seen Homeland?
Big Day cant run
Auto Donk would masturbate in the trenches all day
Seahawk Harry is your best man
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02-29-16 11:34 PM #66
Ankle tattoo is pretty mush a tramp stamp for a guy. Originally Posted by The Giant
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02-29-16 11:35 PM #67
Originally Posted by Seaweed
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02-29-16 11:35 PM #68
that hood must cut the circulation off to your brain, numbnuts.... Originally Posted by Seaweed
I haven't masturbated (without an audience***) in years..... I HAVE to save every load I can for my nympho wife.... masturbation is the last thing on my mind.... what is on my mind is how I'm actually going to have my next O with her....
***(numerous women have requested that I straddle their face as they lay on their backs, and have me give them a close up "show" and accompanying facial)
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02-29-16 11:40 PM #69
Donk, post a picture of your wife in this thread.
If not, send me a picture of her through PM, and I will deliver an honest rating between 1-10 in this thread.
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02-29-16 11:41 PM #70
It took awhile, but this thread is finally getting good
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