1. 05-09-11 11:45 AM #1
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    Happy Fishhead Day

    Happy Fishhead Day

    Good afternoon SBR,

    A year ago I made a motion suggesting that May 9th be designated Fishhead Day (http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...hhead-day.html). This motion was supported by:

    jjgold
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    pavyracer
    chi_archie
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    mathdotcom

    Having more than received the required 4 votes in support, May 9th was officially declared Fishhead Day.

    So the question is, what do you do to celebrate Fishhead Day? Well, the minimum you can do is to use a 2 for 1 coupon at a buffet (even if you're eating by yourself). Others who like to take it a bit further will travel to their local casino and take advantage of table game match-plays, slot promotions, and +EV progressive slot machines. And of course if you want to take it to the next level you can drive around town in your truck looking for furniture left beside dumpsters.

    Many of you have been wondering where mathy has been. Mathy has NOT been working 9-5, as I am not a loser. I am a winner. Recently, I have been consulting for a number of offshore clients and as you would expect, also pounding plays and getting the best number as usual.

    - mathy
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  2. 05-09-11 11:46 AM #2
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    Welcome back you fukkin prick.
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  3. 05-09-11 12:26 PM #3
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    I think these guys rewrote a new chapter to your "how to rob a convenience store" thread

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/106...same-time.html
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  4. 05-09-11 12:30 PM #4
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    Welcome back

    I heard you were in rehab for coke

    Glad your clean
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  5. 05-09-11 12:34 PM #5
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    Welcome back mathdotcom!
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  6. 05-09-11 12:40 PM #6
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    Happy FISHHEAD DAY Matty........don't drink to much and be sure to stay focused.
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  7. 05-09-11 12:42 PM #7
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    Hey Happy Fishead day....he is one of the real guys here
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  8. 05-09-11 12:43 PM #8
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    Love guys that get hooked on coke when they try and act like they are fukkin movie stars
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  9. 05-09-11 12:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Welcome back I heard you were in rehab for coke Glad your clean


    I second Deuce. You always were a prick
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  10. 05-09-11 12:46 PM #10
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    Happy Fishhead Day. Please visit your local dumpster today and dive in his honor.
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  11. 05-09-11 12:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post


    I second Deuce. You always were a prick

    Met thousands of posters over the past 12 years............Matty is near the top of the list in terms of class.
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  12. 05-09-11 12:57 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Met thousands of posters over the past 12 years............Matty is near the top of the list in terms of class.
    In person, he could be a completely different guy. I'm only going off what I've seen from his posts
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  13. 05-09-11 12:58 PM #13
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    Happy fh day also welcome back square
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  14. 05-09-11 01:01 PM #14
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    Mathy pal
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  15. 05-09-11 01:08 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    In person, he could be a completely different guy. I'm only going off what I've seen from his posts
    Oh, in that case, he ranks as a top flight prick.

    By being such, he has proven to be one of the elite posters in SBR history.
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  16. 05-09-11 01:15 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Oh, in that case, he ranks as a top flight prick. By being such, he has proven to be one of the elite posters in SBR history.
    I'll give him credit for memorable posts. The best one I remember was about how to become successful/lose weight, or something along those lines. Had something to do with wind pants too.
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  17. 05-09-11 01:19 PM #17
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    Everyone who signed the petition needs to hit the slots and dumpsters today.

    If you want to use coupons that's ok too.
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  18. 05-09-11 01:25 PM #18
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    MDC returns
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  19. 05-09-11 01:34 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    I'll give him credit for memorable posts. The best one I remember was about how to become successful/lose weight, or something along those lines. Had something to do with wind pants too.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...egas-dave.html
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  20. 05-09-11 04:45 PM #20
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    Good to see that Mathy is alive and well.

    BAUS
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  21. 05-09-11 05:04 PM #21
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    Every day should be Fishhead day. If everyone saved something, recycled, or used a coupon once a day, we would have a much better world to live in.
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  22. 05-09-11 05:23 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herky View Post
    Every day should be Fishhead day. If everyone saved something, recycled, or used a coupon once a day, we would have a much better world to live in.
    What does saving something or using a fukkin coupon do for the world, guy? It takes money out of corporate pockets, saving shit turns people into hoarders. Recycle the shit saved and take the bus to the store where you're going to use the coupon. Issues tackled.
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  23. 05-09-11 05:32 PM #23
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    Mathy you coke head
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  24. 05-09-11 05:43 PM #24
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    never fukkin heard of ya pal

    Screenshots or it doesn't count
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  25. 05-09-11 05:50 PM #25
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    i will be purchasing corn futures
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  26. 05-09-11 09:51 PM #26
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    i poured all my empties from the last 2 days into a cup and drank it.
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  27. 05-09-11 10:09 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by xbalto View Post
    i will be purchasing corn futures
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    Mathy!!! I want to hear a new story about when you banged one of the Teacher's... God Bless your Janitorial skills!
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  29. 05-09-11 11:09 PM #29
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    Just grabbed a huge stack of napkins from Dunkin Doughnuts that I will be using as napkins/paper towels/toilet paper for the rest of the week. +ev.
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    I grabbed a free bottle of something at a spring party today. Had I known it was Fishhead Day, I would have just taken off with the entire cooler thing.

    Actually, that would be -EV. I would've overturned it, dumping the ice and remaining bottles all over the grass, then picked out the remaining bottles out of the ensuing debris, and TAKEN OFF.
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  31. 05-09-11 11:51 PM #31
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    yisman, you have too many fukin buttons & badges
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  32. 05-09-11 11:52 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rio DiNero View Post
    Just grabbed a huge stack of napkins from Dunkin Doughnuts that I will be using as napkins/paper towels/toilet paper for the rest of the week. +ev.
    Did you get some ketchup from McDonald's and sugar from Starbucks?
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  33. 05-10-11 03:29 AM #33
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    Happy (belated) Fishhead Day

    one of the hands-down all-time greats

    A +EV purist

    he deserves his own day

    We observe this day, Fishhead Day, to reflect back on our own EV, what was +, what was -, what about our EV we would like to change in the coming year, and to honor one of the truest heroes of EV ever - the gambling Hall of Famer Fishhead!

    Here here! To FISHHEAD DAY!!
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  34. 05-10-11 03:34 AM #34
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    mathy is a janitor, let's not kid ourselves here
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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    I grabbed a free bottle of something at a spring party today. Had I known it was Fishhead Day, I would have just taken off with the entire cooler thing.

    Actually, that would be -EV. I would've overturned it, dumping the ice and remaining bottles all over the grass, then picked out the remaining bottles out of the ensuing debris, and TAKEN OFF.
    I think the proper Fishhead play would be to take the entire cooler. At home sort empties (to return to store), empty melted ice water onto various vegetables growing out of every orifice in yard, take full cans of alcohol to barter with local teens in exchange for dumpster scouting information, rent the cooler out to various youth sports teams and when the cooler is too used for that buy new similar cooler at wal-mart and return old beat up one in box for refund. Auction or continue to rent new cooler.
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