Folks, I'm in. It's a stone cold lock, Seattle will win!
The Seattle Seahawks have just won the Super Bowl to be played in Arizona. Here's my validating proof why:
Seattle won last year's Super Bowl, so they should win this years too, right?!
The Patriots are cheaters, no one likes a cheater, right?!
Cheaters will never win because that is not fair, right?
Seattle is awesome! (They have the legion of Boom!!)
(And they also talk smack after the NFC Championship game last year and this year, that is so cool. Like Sherman and that other dude, we're like.."YEAH BOY, YOU WERE DOUBTIN US BUT WE SHOWED YOU...and then he was like SEE YOU AT THE SUPER BOWL!" and DROPS THE MIC! Wow that was so cool, in like a ghetto way! Im not ghetto, Im white but just sayin. )
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Russell Wilson is cool! And he is a good guy, not a bad foul mouthed guy like that other quarterback for that dirty dirty team, the New England Patriots. Gosh, the Patriots are so...un American,...right??!! And Tom Brady doesn't deserve that hot supermodel wife of his....cos he sucks! IM NOT JEALOUS AT ALL JUST SAYIN! Right??!
And Richard Sherman is like "Don't you EVER TALK ABOUT ME"! and dude when he said that I was scared! And I would be scared of him if I were say Tom Brady, right??! Then he also said, "You mad Bro" at Tom but Tom wasn't mad, so I didn't get that. ok. moving on.
Patriots suck!!
I mean like, ... I HATE THIS TEAM! Right??
And that coach Bill Belly-check is so mean and untalkative, he says like two words in his press conferences it's like eew, right? I mean if I was a girl, I wouldn't talk to that man, because well..he doesn't talk!! Right?! How dare him!! Damn him! for not talking!
(But that poor poor marshaun Lynch, they keep stealing his money, that poor poor man, because he don't wanna talk. Please don't make him talk, that poor thing.)
Seattle's coach is Pete Carroll and is like fun and happy and yes!! and Seattle will win because they "LOVE EACH OTHER!"
ALSO, THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKs WON LAST YEAR"S SUPER BOWL, so WHO DO YA THINK WILL WIN THIS YEAR's??? Duh, do I have to say it for ya'll? SEATTLE, DUHHHH??!!
Lastly, The Patriots had deflated balls for the last game, but this game the officials will check the balls because it's the SUPER BOWL and therefore the footballs will be properly inflated and Tom Brady will be like WTF and won't be able to adjust to that! Bam! Patriots can't throw the ball = loss! Common people, THINK!
Also, Richard Shermann and Earl Thomas have big balls!! Damn, these dudes are bad ass.
Well, if isn't enough validating proof, I don't know what is. Ok then, on to the Superbowl.
We DID IT!! We Bet Seattle!!
Dude all Seattle Seahawks backers you're money is safe, trust me for all those reasons and mainly, because I said so no worries ok?
We did It!
I'm IN!!! And so are you my friends. Seattle Seahawks, the great american team of white and black football players but mostly black. (Russell Wilson is mixed) Wow what a team, and what a game it will be when the SEAHAWKS HAVE WON!! We did it. It's a lock, BET IT!