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    This report just in: SEATTLE SEAHAWKS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL! MUST READ!

    Folks, I'm in. It's a stone cold lock, Seattle will win!

    The Seattle Seahawks have just won the Super Bowl to be played in Arizona. Here's my validating proof why:

    Seattle won last year's Super Bowl, so they should win this years too, right?!

    The Patriots are cheaters, no one likes a cheater, right?!

    Cheaters will never win because that is not fair, right?

    Seattle is awesome! (They have the legion of Boom!!)

    (And they also talk smack after the NFC Championship game last year and this year, that is so cool. Like Sherman and that other dude, we're like.."YEAH BOY, YOU WERE DOUBTIN US BUT WE SHOWED YOU...and then he was like SEE YOU AT THE SUPER BOWL!" and DROPS THE MIC! Wow that was so cool, in like a ghetto way! Im not ghetto, Im white but just sayin. )

    +

    Russell Wilson is cool! And he is a good guy, not a bad foul mouthed guy like that other quarterback for that dirty dirty team, the New England Patriots. Gosh, the Patriots are so...un American,...right??!! And Tom Brady doesn't deserve that hot supermodel wife of his....cos he sucks! IM NOT JEALOUS AT ALL JUST SAYIN! Right??!

    And Richard Sherman is like "Don't you EVER TALK ABOUT ME"! and dude when he said that I was scared! And I would be scared of him if I were say Tom Brady, right??! Then he also said, "You mad Bro" at Tom but Tom wasn't mad, so I didn't get that. ok. moving on.

    Patriots suck!!

    I mean like, ... I HATE THIS TEAM! Right??

    And that coach Bill Belly-check is so mean and untalkative, he says like two words in his press conferences it's like eew, right? I mean if I was a girl, I wouldn't talk to that man, because well..he doesn't talk!! Right?! How dare him!! Damn him! for not talking!
    (But that poor poor marshaun Lynch, they keep stealing his money, that poor poor man, because he don't wanna talk. Please don't make him talk, that poor thing.)

    Seattle's coach is Pete Carroll and is like fun and happy and yes!! and Seattle will win because they "LOVE EACH OTHER!"

    ALSO, THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKs WON LAST YEAR"S SUPER BOWL, so WHO DO YA THINK WILL WIN THIS YEAR's??? Duh, do I have to say it for ya'll? SEATTLE, DUHHHH??!!

    Lastly, The Patriots had deflated balls for the last game, but this game the officials will check the balls because it's the SUPER BOWL and therefore the footballs will be properly inflated and Tom Brady will be like WTF and won't be able to adjust to that! Bam! Patriots can't throw the ball = loss! Common people, THINK!

    Also, Richard Shermann and Earl Thomas have big balls!! Damn, these dudes are bad ass.

    Well, if isn't enough validating proof, I don't know what is. Ok then, on to the Superbowl.

    We DID IT!! We Bet Seattle!!

    Dude all Seattle Seahawks backers you're money is safe, trust me for all those reasons and mainly, because I said so no worries ok?

    We did It!

    I'm IN!!! And so are you my friends. Seattle Seahawks, the great american team of white and black football players but mostly black. (Russell Wilson is mixed) Wow what a team, and what a game it will be when the SEAHAWKS HAVE WON!! We did it. It's a lock, BET IT!

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    Also this article proving once again what a bad bad boy Brady and the Pats are

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014...attle-seahawks

    Put your money where Sherman's mouth is!!!!

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    This Schtick is getting old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnes & Whine View Post
    Folks, I'm in. It's a stone cold lock, Seattle will win!

    The Seattle Seahawks have just won the Super Bowl to be played in Arizona. Here's my validating proof why:

    Seattle won last year's Super Bowl, so they should win this years too, right?!

    The Patriots are cheaters, no one likes a cheater, right?!

    Cheaters will never win because that is not fair, right?

    Seattle is awesome! (They have the legion of Boom!!)

    (And they also talk smack after the NFC Championship game last year and this year, that is so cool. Like Sherman and that other dude, we're like.."YEAH BOY, YOU WERE DOUBTIN US BUT WE SHOWED YOU...and then he was like SEE YOU AT THE SUPER BOWL!" and DROPS THE MIC! Wow that was so cool, in like a ghetto way! Im not ghetto, Im white but just sayin. )

    +

    Russell Wilson is cool! And he is a good guy, not a bad foul mouthed guy like that other quarterback for that dirty dirty team, the New England Patriots. Gosh, the Patriots are so...un American,...right??!! And Tom Brady doesn't deserve that hot supermodel wife of his....cos he sucks! IM NOT JEALOUS AT ALL JUST SAYIN! Right??!

    And Richard Sherman is like "Don't you EVER TALK ABOUT ME"! and dude when he said that I was scared! And I would be scared of him if I were say Tom Brady, right??! Then he also said, "You mad Bro" at Tom but Tom wasn't mad, so I didn't get that. ok. moving on.

    Patriots suck!!

    I mean like, ... I HATE THIS TEAM! Right??

    And that coach Bill Belly-check is so mean and untalkative, he says like two words in his press conferences it's like eew, right? I mean if I was a girl, I wouldn't talk to that man, because well..he doesn't talk!! Right?! How dare him!! Damn him! for not talking!
    (But that poor poor marshaun Lynch, they keep stealing his money, that poor poor man, because he don't wanna talk. Please don't make him talk, that poor thing.)

    Seattle's coach is Pete Carroll and is like fun and happy and yes!! and Seattle will win because they "LOVE EACH OTHER!"

    ALSO, THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKs WON LAST YEAR"S SUPER BOWL, so WHO DO YA THINK WILL WIN THIS YEAR's??? Duh, do I have to say it for ya'll? SEATTLE, DUHHHH??!!

    Lastly, The Patriots had deflated balls for the last game, but this game the officials will check the balls because it's the SUPER BOWL and therefore the footballs will be properly inflated and Tom Brady will be like WTF and won't be able to adjust to that! Bam! Patriots can't throw the ball = loss! Common people, THINK!

    Also, Richard Shermann and Earl Thomas have big balls!! Damn, these dudes are bad ass.

    Well, if isn't enough validating proof, I don't know what is. Ok then, on to the Superbowl.

    We DID IT!! We Bet Seattle!!

    Dude all Seattle Seahawks backers you're money is safe, trust me for all those reasons and mainly, because I said so no worries ok?

    We did It!

    I'm IN!!! And so are you my friends. Seattle Seahawks, the great american team of white and black football players but mostly black. (Russell Wilson is mixed) Wow what a team, and what a game it will be when the SEAHAWKS HAVE WON!! We did it. It's a lock, BET I
    so are you old enough to be betting or even having a wet dream?

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    No younger than you donk.

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    cool read! lol

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    Everyone who read your post is now missing a piece of their brain . Are you 13 years old ?
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    Tom Brady LiED! HE LIED TO US ALL!! What will the CHILDREN THINK??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beantown34 View Post
    Everyone who read your post is now missing a piece of their brain . Are you 13 years old ?

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    Sorry, could only make it about a 1/4 of the way...

    A for effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnes & Whine View Post
    Tom Brady LiED! HE LIED TO US ALL!! What will the CHILDREN THINK??!!
    what was it my guy chuck barkley would say, oh yea "fukk the children".. not sure what makes you say he lied to me anyways? him giving ya some truth you think he owes you would be equivalent to committing a crime then turning himself into the police with a written confession in hand. not very bright, and we all know tom is in fact incredibly smart! you only being lied to if you retarded enough to actually be paying attention and expecting different. his answers just another notch in his belt as one of the greatest ever.


    ultimately this whole thread BS. i know how you are and your posting style. i think odds pretty strong that you are on the pats and in fact love this centuries version of the evil empire.. tell me im wrong and you dont love brady/pats. remember before you answer that you apparently have a big problems with liars

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    Bank! What's up my man! Before I address this commentary, I would like to say the Blues are looking good again, and Elliot has been solid, but I still worry about them because Im sick of them choking in the playoffs! What do you think???

    Now what is your favorite St. Louis casino?? Hollywood isn't bad if you can get a seat at the baccarat tables, but you have to excuse all the pathetic Rams fans who are still bitter about that loss to the Patriots in 2000 season. If you wear a Pats beanie in public, you will get some comments around here. So you gotta be prepared to grab your nuts like Lynch and say they mean "fuk all" to you. But The Cardinals will always be #1 in St. Louis but I do hope the Blues can win a Cup sometime soon! Anyways, I like to poke fun at how soccer moms and others ridicule Tom Brady and Belichick when they are the most kick ass duo for coach/QB probably ever. One of the reasons I am pro-Brady/Pats is because they have been such a moneymaker betting them in big games during this season and I got no love for Seattle but their karma is sick so I think it will be a great game. Anyways best of luck. By the way, what do you do for a living?
    Bank, the Cardinals have better odds to win the World Series this year than the Cubs:

    Cardinals 15-1 to Win World Series
    Cubs 10-1???!! WTF?! Please Vegas give me a break. Talk about overcompensating for an improved team.

    Want to see a good game next Sunday and want Gronk to have a good game and possibly win the MVP at +900 (betonline) but why do I get the feeling the Pats are going to be jinxed again this superbowl?? We shall see.

    Bank, another guy who said "fuk the children" was George Carlin!
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